I was watching Paul and Peter doing something on the TV.
Paul was actually pretending to be injured, but I didn't know that.
Instead of calling the paramedics, Bill Aucoin went to the coffee shop to get himself some coffee.
I became very worried about Paul, so I actually went to go get a doctor's bag from somewhere.
And then, I walked outside to the scene of the crime.
"Oh my god, he's been run over by a car"!
The Catman was screaming at how serious the situation was at that moment.
I quickly ran over to Paul and got on my knees.
"Can you hear me"?
Paul didn't answer.
Then, I remembered that he was deaf on his left ear.
So, I spoke to him again in his other ear.
"Paul Stanley, can you hear me"?
Still no answer.
In a frantic move, I quickly put on my surgical mask and some reusable doctor's gloves.
"Peter, we need to do a thorough examination, can you give me the stethoscope please"?
The drummer quickly ran to me, but was blocked by another man.
I pushed the other man away and Peter punched him in the nose.
After that, the older man reached into the bag and pulled out the stethoscope.
He then handed it to me.
I put it on over my ears and put the round thing at the end on Paul's chest.
"His heart is beating rapidly".
I then checked for any signs of breathing.
"Breathing is normal, the patient must have been knocked out".
Peter kneeled down next to me.
"Is he gonna be okay"?
"Yes, he just needs a blood transfusion".
His eyes went wide.
"Let me see your arm".
Peter extended out his arm to me and I put a incisor on his muscle.
He winced at the funny feeling it had.
I then stuck a tube through Paul's arm.
Some of the blood from Peter's body transferred to the Starchild.
After a few minutes, I took it out of Peter's arm and put a band aid on the area where the incisor was used.
In no time at all, Paul immediately sat up from where he was lying on the ground.
"What the hell just happened"?
He asked me.
The camera crew focused the view on me and Paul.
"You were run over by a car and I had to give you a blood transfusion because your heart was beating too fast".
Peter was most surprised indeed.
"This was supposed to be fake, sweetheart".
The frontman explained to me.