I have been trying to edit a new video on YouTube and let me tell you, I'm so lazy Jesus. It can take me up to 3 days with non-stop writing for a 10 minute video at least. But you know I wanna give out something to my subscribers :)
uwu Mingi's man be lookin fine oof. This was made 3 days ago eye-
Highschool. What comes after highschool kids? No it's not freaking college. It's a mental breakdown, yup you were experiencing that today. You just finished one examination today and what are you doing now?
Procrastinating. Alexa play 'Double Knot' by 3RACHA thanks. You banged your head on the table.
"Ouch." Maybe a little too hard. You decided to phone your best friend. Ehem best friend to lovers au at its finest.
"Hey bitch." You hear yunho chuckle from the other end. Ehem his giggles or chuckles are the best thing to hear. It was appealing.
"I have been great. Why did you call."
"Currently procrastinating on studying maths and physics." You hear stuff being shuffled.
"Well I'm coming over to make you feel better. No maths and physics textbook should hurt my girl."
Now if those words didn't send butterflies to your stomach...are you even human.
"Stop being a hoe and flirting with me." Again he chuckles.
"I hoe around whenever I want ___."
"Just like when you went to KCON?" You hear his breath hitch.
"Ehem now that...I dont want to talk about. You saw nothing on twitter ___."
"Alright hoe. See you later." You ended the call. Looking back at the table in front of you, you packed up everything and placed it standing up. You know that one phrase that says you are about to hit the books? Yeah you instead of laying and going to sleep after ditching your books, you legit slapped the books and it fell on the ground.
You didn't forget to point a middle finger at it.
"Screw you. Whoever created this spawn of satan subject." Just then the doorbell rang. You were in a situation cause you were in a revealing outfit.
"Oh shit." You grabbed the outfit and ran to the bathroom. You texted yunho that you needed to change. You changed to this btw.
You threw your other clothes into the laundry basket and went out to the living room.
"What kind of girl doesn't lock their door." Yunho says.
"Me. I'm too lazy to lock the door." He sighs.
"I feel like your boyfriend if I have to keep taking care of you."
"Why do you not like the honour of being my boyfriend?" Yunho smirks.
"Honestly that title fits me. Maybe I should really be your boyfriend." He wraps his arm around your waist.
"Jeong Yunho don't you dare pi-EEPP." You were thrown onto the couch. Yunho lunged and was now on top of you tickling you. The both of you fell into pits of laughter.
"Stop it yunho!" You giggle. Yunho continues tickling you until he is satisfied.
"There I'm done. Better now." You nod.
"So much better." He points to the bag in the kitchen.
"I brought chocolate and ice-cream. I had no idea which one you wanted so I just bought bo-" You pecked his cheek and hugged him.
"THANK YOU!!!"
"A-Ah your w-welcome." Yunho blushes. You let him go and ran to the kitchen. Yunho followed you behind watching you rummage through the bag(he used a recycle bag. Yunho you saving turtles honey)
"OOO WHAT SHOULD I EAT FIRST. I CANT DECIDE." Yunho laughs.
"You are so cute."
"Huh?"
"Nothing." He denies. But you heard it so now your cheeks were heated.
"Uhh I think I will eat the ice cream first." You say, yunho nods and then he takes the whole bar of chocolate in places it into the fridge.
The both of you went back to the living room. The movie was decided through rock, paper and scissors. You won. So now you are torturing yunho by watching some cheesy romance drama. To which his response was to start groaning.
"___ change the drama."
"No, the main characters are about to kiss. Now shut up." The main characters kiss and you went to a state of screaming.
"AWWW SHUT UP THIS IS CUTE. MY LIFE COULD NEVER."
"Why you want a kiss? I thought you already had your first kiss." You turn to yunho.
"Falling down on San and lips barely touched doesn't count as first kiss yunho."
"Well have you ever had one?" You think for a second.
"Nope. I might as well live a potato. It's better."
"I thought you had a crush on Mingi last term." You giggle.
"Funny yunho. I never liked Mingi. He like a brother to me."
"You two practically had hands all over each other." He rolls his eyes.
"Are you j-jealous?" He turns back to you.
"So what if I am ___. Does that change our friendship?"
"Yunho...do you like me?"
"Maybe. Again what's your point."
"This is my point." You pecked his lips. Yunho's mouth was left agape.
"You just."
"Now what's your point." Yunho smiles.
"You drive me crazy ___." Yunho kisses your lips. You smiled through the kiss and wrapped your arms around yunho. You were straddled on his lap(not in a sexual way)
Yunho places his hands on the side of your waist pulling you closer for a deeper and passionate kiss. The both of you end up making out for like 15 mins. How did you know cause the movie was finished by the time you two pull away for some air.
"___ will you be my girlfriend."
"Excuse you what do you think is my answer. We madeout for like 15 mins and now you asked me."
"Well how am I supposed to ask when you tugging on my hair." You blush.
"Don't tell me."
"No I'm not turned on. Don't worry junior or more like giant here is not awake." You smack his arm.
"Disgusting."
"Well you asked for it."
"Boy I never."
"You love me tho."
"Shut up you bitch."
"I'm your hoe excuse you."
"Shut up before I shut you up." Yunho smirks.
"And how baby?" He says suggestively.
"With my hands. Do you want to be slapped?" He shakes his head in fear.
"It's fine. I don't want red marks on my arms. But I do want to be painted with purple marks on my neck." He winks.
"JEONG YUNHO I HAVE MY HANDS READY."
Yes I made this gif. I posted it on Tumblr if you want it😉 Hoe coming thru bitch.
Also the first part was me procrastinating about my maths and physics paper tmr. I'm gonna fail :) fml.
Anyways hope you liked this, it's again based off me, I need a yunho in my life. It was also mostly crack cause I'm high. Anyways did you guys here the Boyz and everglow's comeback.
Bitch slaps. Red velvet came back too. Honestly thought umpah umpah would be another satanic song but it's a summer vibe.
Now for D.D.D, IDK WHAT IS BIAS ANYMORE. Even my own biases are trying to slap me. Eric, Hwall and Sunwoo control yourselves you satans. Talking about everglow, I think I will end this off with it so Adiós!
(Ehem get the joke cause adios means goodbye in Spanish...ehem sorry still high) HOLY SHIT IT JUST CAME ON MY PLAYLIST. BITCH IM SCARED. Ok really signing off now bye love you all muah🥰😘
-markxdino🦊💕