| Unproblematic Bitches
(stream yummy) |
Zayn: why is dis group chat so dead?
Harry: bc we have actual lives to live
Niall: hmm 👀
Liam: LP1 out now, bros!
Zayn: bros?
Louis: plssss
Justin: even your ex members doesn't want to listen to you omg
Justin: maybe that's why you debuted with less than 10K huh?
Liam: pls biebs don't butt in yourself in this, just go and beg your fans to stream you.
Justin: at least my fans will actually stream me
Louis: bc you BEGGED maybe
Zayn: no one wants to stream your song, dude. After one play, everyone was done with it. The streams you get came straight from your manager's ass. PAYOLA alert.
Harry: ^ the way u ended her omg
Camila: OMG
Camila: WTF IS GOING ON
Louis: setting Biebs on fire very casually
Harry: it's very easy to drag her nowadays lol
Liam: the way you call him a 'her'
Harry: did I lie tho?
Liam: well hunny, u didn't lie. No lies detected.
Louis: you both skskss–
Niall: he's done so much shit that's why
Zayn: don't waste your time here, Justin. Go and stream your own song, come back when you realize it's not really as good as you think it is and is not worth of replay button
Justin: are y'all jealous of me? I'm outselling more than all you ever do
Niall: Error 404
Harry: ^
Zayn: ^^
Louis: ^^^
Liam: ^^^^
Justin: denying is not a personality trait
Louis: says you?
Harry: begging neither
Liam: the desperation to a #1 neither
Zayn: threatening fans to cancel tour if it doesn't go 1 neither
Niall: obvious payola neither
Justin: are u all done, I'm so sleepy omg
Justin: sadly, that's y'all only impact
Harry: sweet dreams, dream about it being no. 1 because it won't in reality
Louis: your song sucked for real, dream on.
Justin: fuck y'all
Hailey: JUSTIN! Let's go to sleep. Don't waste your time with these hypocrites.
Zayn: 😂
Harry: my guts told me she's crying on her
Louis: sHe
Harry: I love the fact that wifey needed to talk shit about herself in a single sentence, hypocrisy
Liam: LMAO
Camila: OMG 1D REUNION FOR REAL
Camila:
Kendall: you're a natural dreamer, Camila
Camila: PLSSSS
Camila: STFU let me dream for at least once
Harry: LOL
Perrie: back reading was fun, thank you boys
Taylor: ^ I must agree
Taylor: hello, anyways!
Camila: Tayyyyy
Kylie: poor Justin, why did you guys do him dirty layk dat omg
Kendall: as they should
Taylor: he deserves
Camila: it's so funny tho, seeing 1D reuniting to burn down his ass OMG
Selena: hey, hey, what happened?
Kylie: who's gonna tell her that her ex got roasted and now sporting 99th degree burn ha?
Taylor: you... just told her
Kendall: 99th degree burn isn't a thing
Selena: ooh
Selena: y'all that bored?
Selena: let the dude breathe for a second
Camila: WAIT
Camila: is she actually defending him? 👀
Kendall: tea
Zayn: divorce coming right up LMAO
Kylie: this is a total reaching you guy I can't with you
Perrie: but she actually defended him tho 👀
Kendall: and the Gigi Hadid saga continues ✈️
Camila: did you just–
Zayn: kisses from zayn 😘
Gigi: leave me outta dis gurl
Kendall: did I lie?
Liam: prolly tho
Gigi: still, leave my name out of this drama, kisses from gigi
Camila: zigi are definitely back together again well 🥺
Zayn: girl 🤫
Perrie: LOL
Kendall: so where were we again?
Kylie: sis you're stirring an empty container
Kendall: what?
Kylie: who's got no brain now?
Kendall: it will never be me pls
Kendall: now move
Liam: omg Kardashians/jenners are very funny man
Kylie: no one asked your opinion, Liam
Kendall: sis that's a very good compliment for YOU 💀
Zayn: anyways, my prediction this 2020; a dead ship will sail again 👀❤️
Camila: oof
Harry: omg no sel, don't tell me you're getting back with him
Harry: what about us? 😭💔
Louis: wHaT abOuT uS?
Kylie: say sike please
Gigi: are you like fortune teller now?
Taylor: do we actually consider that a fortune though?
Taylor: LMAO
Taylor: it sounds so funny to me at all
Ariana: HELLO, y'all overreacting rn
Ariana: girly literally was just being a normal person, y'all lunatics huh
Taylor: their assumptions omg
Ariana: I wheezed PLS
Selena: ^
Selena: I'm not doing anything with ulterior motive lol. I mean it's a fact that people don't even let him breathe peacefully even just for a second.
Selena: also why everything I do or say always finds its way to connect to him? Like don't I have my own life to base what I do or say? My life doesn't revolve around him lol
Taylor: burned
Selena: I'm very serious, I'm tired people always tryna find something to connect me with him again. Not in a very nice way in fact. I've moved on so he did. We live a different lives now.
Camila: Selena just told zayn his prediction is very wrong and can fuck himself
Zayn: whew the wording is fine
Kendall: u don't want people to associate u with him but you keep on making music abt him, doesn't makes sense for me
Perrie: oh well... Tea
Louis: spilled
Kendall: LYTLM and LAHN is about him, right?
Taylor: music is her art form of expression just like any other artist out there, I don't see a problem about that. We are free to share our story through music and that's fine but since you can't relate...
Camila: OMGGGG dragged
Harry: no she didn't 💀
Kendall: so it's like milking from a failed relationship wow you can relate very well
Liam: damn
Taylor: write a song for yourself, play it and talk to me again luv
Kendall: get your own music first challenge lmao
Taylor: yes, I will. On the other hand, you won't ever get there
Ariana: 🙊
Camila: stan artist of the decade
Harry: PERIOD.
Kendall: we love a supportive ex she dissed before
Gigi: Ken...
Selena: guys stop fighting omg
Selena: it's my music, it's my story. I share what I want to. I want to let people know what I've been through and what I've overcome it.
Kylie: u shaded him tho
Perrie: as she should
Selena: 💀
Selena: but I didn't lie
Camila: chef's kiss
Justin: just stream yummy to save the world
Taylor: we're fine, streaming Rare, Romance, Fine Line, and LP1
Ariana: don't cry at scooter after this aight?
Ariana: n e ways, who even changed that group chat name?
Taylor: 👀
Perrie: 👀
Liam: 👀
Camila: 👀
Zayn: 👀
Kylie: 👀
Louis: 👀
Kendall: 👀
Selena: 👀
Niall: 👀
Zayn: this isn't even a question, of course we know who
Zayn: stream yummy biches
Hiiiii everyone! I know, it's kinda a filler but omg I updated! I'm trying to heat up the tea, I really tried lol.
How's your 2020 so far tho?
Thank you so much for reading,
if you're still here your tough,
I love you! ✨❤️