(Now as always stuff like this can be fake, but I'm just doing this for fun)
Well I have a few things to say about this.
I will now refer to Keith as Valerie Masters and none of you can stop me.
Most thrilling experience... dying? It can be a mood. This is overused but you're probably immortal by this point, also says your eyes are red so that further proves it. Idk he could be the stereotypical looking vampire?
Biggest disappointment in career says meeting Charlie.. wtf did he do besides look like a disappointed/disapproving father, and looking like a meme most times?
Oh wow, dirt is one of Keith's parents!
Personal ambition says to go to Church.. we have to be honest, is it really though?
Also he isn't 5'10, and was born in 1943.