[ 4:20 P.M. ]
[ YOU HAVE BEEN RE-INVITED TO "ADA" CHATROOM ]
[ ACCEPT ? ]
[ NO ]
[ → YES ]
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[ you ]
you've got three seconds to explain yourselves before i call the cops
[ shaggy ]
we are the cops
[ you ]
shut up fornite pleb
i was in the middle of a Minecraft Hunger Games match
[ shaggy ]
lmao 12 year old
[ you ]
im 11 so shut the F up
several people are typing...
[ velma ]
Wait... what are you doing here?!
[ genericsurname ]
M-mario-san???
[ kinkydoctor ]
oh, good, you're back. now i finally have someone to slice
[ kermitsewercide ]
mario-san? who's that? do they want to die as well?
[ you ]
oh? News flash, I'm already dead inside.
velma is typing...
[ velma ]
This is strange.. I double and even triple checked the number. I was supposed to be adding Tanizaki—wait, are you him?
[ you ]
idk am i
[ velma ]
He didn't show up to work today, wait, are did you kidnap him?! Are you from Port Mafia?!
[ you ]
port mafia? is that some rip off of the original italian mafia?
smh i'll never forgive the japanese !! 😤
[ velma ]
So you aren't Mafia, then
[ you ]
um no shit sherlock
wait, did u say kidnap?
[ genericsurname ]
yeah, port mafia is very mean!! they kidnap and murder people without second thought
[ you ]
oh
ugh, this is so annoying
i can tell yall definitely aint lying but
[ genericsurname ]
but what, mario-san?
[ you ]
its actually [y/n] lol but
why the fuck am i in a chat full of so called "detectives" that have the names of dead writers from the 19th century goddammit
you must have weird mothers
[ kermitsewercide ]
dead writers, you say?
[ you ]
thats not even the weirdest part
i went to the place velm- err, kunikida told me and instead i arrived at a denny's
either yall are good liars or some weird parallel universe shit is going on
[ velma ]
I certainly did not lie about the location. But if what you say is true, then...
[ you ]
then what, coward? speak.
actually type but whatever
[ velma ]
Hmm... alternate universe. That could be plausible, regarding the fact that your number and Tanizaki-san's are the same. It could be an ability-user doing this.
[ you ]
ok but what even is an ability
[ shaggy ]
something u dont have
[ you ]
[ kermitsewercide ]
:O
if only there wasn't a universe separating me and you, my love
[ velma ]
Dazai! Focus on the task at hand. Anyway, [y/n]-san, right? We'll look into this. For now, just let us know if you see anything suspicious.
[ you ]
oh ye uhh about that
someone pls explain to me why my roommate is like this
[ shaggy ]
f
[ kinkydoctor ]
F
[ kermitsewercide ]
F
[ genericsurname ]
Why is everyone typing F??
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ANOTHER short chapter bc ily guys
btw dont ask what i was doing last chapter ill prolly rewrite it when i feel like it
and lol should i make a fr bsd story? i got some ideas and think i know how it'll play out but don't know if anyone would read it plus my writing is v much bad ok bye xoxo love u