10:30 A.M. Thursday
Ed's POV
Ed wanted to have a job that required him to do basically nothing. And he knew the perfect place.
Ed: "Freya's Anime Convention."
The building was in front of him. He was here yesterday, but was told to come back today.
Ed: "Well, here goes nothing."
Ed walked up to the door, and noticed something on it. A note. From the owner.
Ed: "What's this? *starts reading note* Notice: Freya's Anime Convention is being relocated. This means it will be closing after closing time this Friday. Thank you."
Ed was a little shocked by this. But he was still wanting to be the night guard. He backed away from the door for a second and heard talking behind him.
???: "So, which girl would have sex with?"
???: "Probably that white fox, or the red fox."
Two perverts walked into the convention, but didn't seem to notice the sign about it closing.
Ed: "Boy, a bunch of asses are going to be disappointed when they come here and get greeted with a closed door."
Ed decided to go inside, time was ticking. He walked inside and the first thing he heard was yelling.
???: "What do you mean I don't meet the requirements to work here?"
Ed walked towards the source of the yelling. It was in the manager's office. Ed peeked in and saw two men in there. One must be the manager, probably the one furthest from the door.
Manager/Mairusu: "Sorry, but from what your answers say, you are too dangerous to be around those girls."
Man: "Um… Oh, what if I, uh, do your paperwork for you?"
Manager: "Ah Ha! Now I know you're a fucking pervert."
Man: "I ain't no pervert!"
Manager: "Get the fuck out of my office!"
The man then grabs Mairusu by the neck and starts choking him. Ed had to do something about this.
Man: "Listen here, I don't care what you say. I WILL work here, I WILL fuck all those girls, and I WILL-"
Ed: "DIE!"
Man: "What the?"
Ed charged at the man and slammed into him, causing him to drop the manager, who got up and grabbed a silenced pistol from inside his desk. The perverted man got up and faced Ed.
Man: "Who do think you are, you shorty?"
Ed: "A non-perverted teenager."
After Ed said that, two sounds were heard. A click and a crack. The crack was in front of him. Ed saw that the man had a gunshot wound in the center of his head. The man collapsed, dead. Ed turned around and say an angry manager.
Manager: "No perverts are getting to work here on my watch."
The manager looked at the teenager standing before him.
Manager: "Um… Sorry about killing him in front of you."
Ed: "I done it has well, having to protect the girls here actually. Had to kill my own brother."
Manager: "Wait a minute, does your name so happen to be Ed?"
Ed: "Yes, sir."
Manager: "Well, I'll be damned. Oh, um, being the manager here, is there something I can help you with?"
Ed nodded and spoke clearly.
Ed: "I'm here for the night shift."
Mairusu: "Well, I don't have a reason to stop you, but I'm going to make you take a little test."
Ed: "Okay."
---Time skip---
10:40 A.M. Thursday
Mairusu's POV
Ed finished his test. He signed his at the bottom, like it said to. This indicates that he was done. Mairusu was hiding the dead body under a tarp for now. He was going to let the others deal with it.
Mairusu: "Alright, you done?"
Ed nodded and handed it Mairusu.
Mairusu: "You sure you don't want to change your answers?"
Ed froze for a minute before nodding again.
Mairusu: "Alright. Now then, let's see how you did."
Mairusu was looking through the answers Ed put, and his answers seemed promising. Just like before Ed came in, Mairusu would see how Ed react to a rejection.
Mairusu: "Ed, I am sorry to say that you aren't qualified for the job."
Ed looked a little disappointed, but he didn't stay like that for long.
Ed: "Oh, okay. Well, I didn't really think I was going to get a job here anyways."
Mairusu smiled and laughed.
Mairusu: "Congratulations, you passed!"
Ed: "What?!"
Mairusu: "Listen, I know that perverts become desperate when trying to get their 'prey'. That is why I say that false statement. It was the final test and you passed it!"
Ed: "Wow! Thank you, sir."
Mairusu: "Please, call me Mairusu. The others do it as well."
Mairusu suddenly became aware of what he said.
Ed: "Others? Oh, you mean the animatronics here. Yeah, we're cool and all."
Mairusu mentally face palmed. Of course Ed would know, he was here before.
Mairusu: "Okay, good. But before you go…"
Mairusu thought about what to say next. Perverts are desperate enough to be the night guard here, going to extreme measures, including killing. Not this time.
Mairusu: "Actually, don't leave."
Ed: "What?"
Mairusu: "I'll tell you why you can't leave."
---Time skip---
1:35 P.M. Thursday
Enddy's POV
Enddy was happy because no perverts were at the convention last night. And during that time, he figured out how to change his color. That's right! Enddy can now be gold or grey. But he was in is old grey color. He wanted to wait until being at the new place to show his golden form. Right now, Enddy and Mangle were having a break.
Mangle: "What if we don't get another guard?"
Enddy: "I beg your pardon?"
Mangle: "If we didn't get another guard, I bet this place would be better."
Enddy sighed. It was true that no guard would be better, but what if this next guard is better than the rest. Suddenly, a teenager wearing a uniform walks in.
Ed: "Well, well, well. Enddy and Mangle. Seems like someone got a job as a night guard here."
Enddy and Mangle: "Ed?!"
Ed: "Hell yeah."
The 15 year old teen smiled at the two pirates. The two smiled back.
Enddy: "I knew Mairusu wouldn't let us down."
Mangle: "And thank goodness for that."
Ed: "I'm not following what you are saying."
Enddy and Mangle: "Huh?:
Ed: "Thank goodness for what?"
Enddy looked at Mangle, then to Ed.
Enddy: "Sit down. It's going to be a long story."
Mangle: "From both of us."
---Time skip---
5:55 P.M. Thursday
Enddy's POV
(A/N- Enddy and Mangle explained to Ed all the events that led up to today.)
Enddy: "And, here we are."
Ed: "What happened next?"
Mangle: "What do you mean?"
Ed realized what he said and facepalmed himself while shaking his head.
Ed: "I'm sorry. It's just that you two told me such a great story. I forgot that what you two saying is true. I wanted to hear more of the story."
Enddy: "Well, our story has a new chapter added to it. But it's not done yet."
Ed: "What do you mean?"
Enddy chuckled.
Enddy: "Ever since being Enddy, I've only dealt with perverts. You added the best chapter of our story, but right now, it's still being written. "
Ed was staring off into space. Mangle had to snap him back into reality.
Mangle: "What are you thinking about Ed?"
Ed: "Oh, I was just thinking about our lives being this one story being written by someone who is in control of everything."
*Fourth wall cracks*
Author: "Damnit."
The author freezes time and fixes the fourth wall.
Author: "Now, back to the story."
*story resumes*
Enddy and Mangle laugh at this.
Enddy: "That would be crazy."
Mangle: "Luckily, that's not the case."
Suddenly, shouting can be heard outside.
Ed: "What the hell is going on?"
All three walked out and saw nothing. But when they walked towards Mairusu's office, they saw Mairusu talking to a group of at least 10 men.
Man #1: "I want to work here!"
Man#2: "No give me the job, the others are perverts, I'm not!"
Man #3: "I have what it takes to work here!"
Man #4: "I just want some pizza."
Mairusu was looking at all of them with a worried expression. This wasn't what he wanted to happen. And when Enddy, Mangle, and Ed popped in, the problems began to get worse.
Man #5: "Hey, that teenager has the nightguard job!"
Everyone looked at Ed. Suddenly, they were pushing up to him, trying to get his job.
Man #6: "Kid, I'll give you a thousand dollars for that job!"
Man #2: "I can double that offer!"
While this was happening, Enddy didn't notice one man sneak behind him. The man grabbed Mangle while covering her mouth. Fortunately, Mangle got out one word that Enddy responded to immediately.
Mangle: "(Y/N)!"
Enddy turned his head around 180 degrees. The man looked at Enddy. He then smiled nervously. Enddy turned his body around to meet his head. Enddy stomped over to the pervert, and grabbed his shirt. Enddy's eyes changed from his normal state, to his angry state. You know. Hollow black eyes, one (F/c) glowing eye, the other eye glowed (SF/c).
Enddy: "You dare touch my wife like that again, I'll make you experience hell for a long time!"
Enddy seemed to have gotten the message to everyone else. Eight other men backed away, and once to the door, they quickly ran out and away.
Man #4: "So, can I have a seat so I can eat?"
Mangle: "Oh, of course right this way."
Mangle took the man into the dining room and got him some food. Mangle went back to Kid's Cove and waited for Enddy. Enddy was about to leave, but Mairusu stopped him.
Mairusu: "Thanks Enddy. I don't think I would've gotten them to leave."
Enddy smiled.
Enddy: "It's my job to protect these girls."
Ed: "No, it's OUR job."
Enddy looked at Ed, who was smiling. Enddy smiled back. Enddy looked at both Mairusu and Ed, and sighed.
Enddy: "Why can't there be more men like us?"
(A/N) I'm wanting to finish this but I don't want to jump to the end right now. Anyways, until next time, this is Enddy Endoskeleton powering down.