BNHA Groupchat

By sapphic_wiccan

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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... More

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftβ„’ (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellβ„’ (ft. hell.)
Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearβ„’ (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOβ„’ (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsβ„’ (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS 😠🐜 aNd cAnNiBaLiSm πŸ˜πŸ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG πŸ˜³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€‘πŸ˜°πŸ˜­ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama πŸ‘…πŸ˜β€πŸ˜)
sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots πŸ’ž))
vIbe ChEcK 😘😜😞😈😳(ft tongue drama and tears βœŠπŸ˜”πŸ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)
Yes
Shiver me timbers πŸ₯³πŸ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)

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By sapphic_wiccan

((Take my shitty doodle I did in lowkey ten minutes lmao ^^ ))

Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: baby
Uraraka: Kirby
Iida: GottaGoFast
Tsuyu: datboi
Todoroki: Canada
Bakugo: AngryPupper
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: Zappydaddy
Sero: Bondage
Mina: Area51AlienHoe
Jiro: BisexualiTEA
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: InvisiBitch
Aoyama: TittyCroissant
Koda: SweetCheeks
Sato: FeedMeSenpai
Shinso: PleaseSleep
Yui: KudereHoe
Kendo: SisterFister
Monoma: Kazookid
Teruteru: DaddyShark
Ibara: MissJesusChrist
Mei: RoboThot

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0
Shigaraki: Handjob
Toga: StabbyCutie
Dabi: burntnugget
Twice: whoareyouimyou
Magne: Fuckgender
Kurogiri: Mamagiri


((Quick lil psa! Everyone that always comments on my crackhead story owns my UwUs! Your comments genuinely brighten my day and youre all amazing. Thats all- ))

AngryPupper: Who the fuck is screaming Bohemian Rhapsody?! I'll fucking kill you!!

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Me

AngryPupper: YOU PIECE OF SHIT, SHUT THE FUCK UP

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: No, fuck off hoe

AngryPupper: TIME TO BEAT YOUR ASS AGAIN LIKE I DID IN THE FUCKING SPORTS FESTIVAL

baby: Hush its too early for you, kacchan

AngryPupper: FUCK OFF, SHITTY NERD

baby: Stop yelling irllll im tiredddd

Kirby: WHO IS SCREAMING AND WAKING MY GF AND HUBBY UP

Handjob: How does your guys relationship even work...?

Kirby: I have a gf but im married to izu uwu

Area51AlienHoe: did yall know if you add uwu after a sentence it makes it precious

Zappydaddy: u right uwu

GOD: I dont necessarily understand, but it does seem quite cute uwu

AngryPupper: I'll fucking murder you all uwu

baby: Please do uwu

Canada: Midoriya, no uwu

StabbyCutie: If you want to die, come to meeee! I want ur pretty blood uwu

AngryPupper: Shut the fuck up uwu

StabbyCutie: Youre all my new best friends :)

StabbyCutie: im not too good with this type of shit but i love you all now and you cant escape me :)

StabbyCutie: IT'S LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET! IM ROMEO AND YOURE ALL JULIETTTT

StabbyCutie: We gotta fight eachother and imma murder yall but i love u

InvisiBitch: i feel the love lmao

Canada: Thats what friends do?

baby: You dont know what having a friend is my poor little Pokeball?

Canada: No, I dont have many

KudereHoe: We can tell.

Canada: Is that an insult?

Area51AlienHoe: welllll-

Canada: Because it's true.

baby: No I'm your friend todoroki!

Canada: Gross, you dont want to be my friend. I'm a handful.

baby: I have two handssss!

StabbyCutie: look how precious my baby is! I cant wait to eat you all up!

burntnugget: Vorey ass hoe

StabbyCutie: Fuck off I'm taking pictures of my angel

baby: lol i should be bothered but i dont care anymore

StabbyCutie: That makes you extra cute ❤

AngryPupper: HOW ABOUT YOU STOP LETTING THE VAMPIRE BITCH DROOL OVER YOU, SHITTY DEKU

baby: mmmmmmmmm

baby: nah. I would but its nice being appreciated once in a while BAkUgOu

AngryPupper: I FUCKING HATE YOU

Kirby: omfg shut your tsundere ass up and quit being jealous for 2 minutes

datboi: Izuku would be hot as a villain.

datboi: Just felt the need to put that out there

HentaiDaddy: wha-

baby: Thanks for the input tsu :)

datboi: No problem

StabbyCutie: Youre always cute Izu-kunnnn

StabbyCutie: like the way youre chewing right now! Your perfect cheeks all puffy and nose slightly twitching

StabbyCutie: so cute

baby: Damn no one notices how cute I am! Youre so sweet and obsevant

burntnugget: Stop complimenting her or she'll bust a fucking nut.

BabyShark: I feel somewhat uncomfortable by the fact that shes in the dorms buttttt whatever lmao

Kazzokid: sTuPiD 1-A cAnT EveN keEp ouT a vIlLaIn

Mamagiri: Toga, please come back. You're going to get caught and we'll have to get you back all over again

Area51AlienHoe: Yknow how kami and i went shoppinnnnn

BabyShark: By yourself..?

Zappydaddy: hehe ye ye

SisterFister: Oh god

Zappydaddy: welllll

Area51AlienHoe: We kinda got banned from the grocery store lol

baby: You shouldve invited meeee :'(

Zappydaddy: we goin shopping again tomorrow. We can take ya then uwu

baby: YAYY

GottaGoFast: How did you get banned, if I may ask?

Area51AlienHoe: oh we broke a fuck ton of shit. They almost charged us but we pretended we spoke french lmao

Mamagiri: How wonderful

burntnugget: I cant believe youre all the soon to be pros. I just...it baffles me.

TittyCroissant: Why would you choose the villain name Dabi?

InvisiBitch: because he dabs lmao

burntnugget: say that shit again amd itll be the end of you.

baby: No itll only be...

baby: dabi-ginning

baby: get it? Dabi...the be...

baby: The beginning. Dabi-ginning

bbay: Im funny, youre all just mean smh :'(

Kirby: I loved your joke UwU

StabbyCutie: So did I, izubear!

GOD: I laughed, son!

baby: Thanks guys. Ur my favorites now

GottaGoFast: I thought it was humorous, Midoriya

baby: gASP THANK YOU IIDA!! I WUV YOU SO SO SO SO SOO MUCHHH

baby: Iida is bestest boi. I love my robo dad :p

Handjob: Wasnt he the guy that attempted to kill Stain?

baby: bITCH, WATCH YOUR MOUTH

Canada: I am the Hand Crusher, Crusher of the hands.

baby: Shigaraki quivers before him ÙwÚ

Handjob: Wha-

Canada: FUCK OFF

MissJesusChrist: Smh

Area51AlienHoe: I saw the reference-

Handjob: Youre all certainly a delightful bunch.

datboi: We know.

baby: Awww im sorry, mister hand man. Youre my new best friend now ÙwÚ

baby: Besides Urakakakakakaakaka of course

baby: But its now my job to love you you poor misunderstood bean

Handjob: Im literally a fucking villain and murderer. I kill people.

Canada: Do you take requests?

GOD: Sweetie, no-

BisexualiTEA: Mood lol

GOD: Babe, no-

BabyShark: Who would you want to murder, Todowoki??

Canada: Myself.

FeedMeSenpai: Damn

Zappydaddy: Jfc u good bro?

Canada: I was alright 11 or 12 years ago. I felt happiness then.

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Im quite glad we recruited you for the Emo community.

datboi: Same

KudereHoe: You fit in well.

Canada: Thank you, I think?

baby: Kirishima!

BabyShark: Midoriya!

baby: I got you a present!

BabyShark: Wait, for real?!

baby:


baby: I bought youa pair with money I got from selling ranks on my Minecraft server uwu

BabyShark: bro...

BabyShark: Im cryin thank you-

StabbyCutie: I look like that blond kazoo kid

Bondage: I-

KarateMonkey: How wonderful

Kazookid: wtf no

StabbyCutie: yes

Kazookid: nO

StabbyCutie: yes

Kazookid: NO

StabbyCutie: yes

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