Rivergays minus Cheryl
8:07 am
[Toni🐍]: wake up ya lazy fuckers
[Veronica🔪]: I was up thank you very much
[Toni🐍]: what were you doing
[Veronica🔪]: lying down in bed staring at a wall
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: what is the meaning of waking me up so early
[Toni🐍]: well you see it's Cheryl's birthday
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: oh yeah, we should have a party at la Bonne nuit for her
[Veronica🔪]: I can bring alcohol
[Toni🐍]: NO ALCOHOL
[Veronica🔪]: fine but keep Cheryl distracted for a bit and come around 8pm
[Toni🐍]: okay I have some stuff planned already so this works.
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: I can get a giant cake that says Cheryl on it
[Veronica🔪]: you do that
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: I love cake
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Lame part of riverdale
9:11 am
[Toni🐍]: guess what day it is!
[Betty⭐️]: national book day
[Toni🐍]: no, Cheryl's bday
[Josie🎼]: well duh how could you forget
[Toni]: anyways EVRYONE wish her a happy bday
[Archie🏈]: happy bday
[Betty⭐️]: no you dumb nut, when she wakes up.
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: Cheryl wake up
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: WAKE UP
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: NOW PLS
[Cheryl🍒]: leave me alone
[Toni🐍]: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY!
[Archie🏈]: happy bday
[Veronica🔪]: happy bday bestie
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: happy day of birth
[Betty⭐️]: happy birthday my cousin
[Josie🎼]: happy birthday
[Sweet pea☁️]: Happy birthdayD
[Fangs🐶]: HBD!
[Jughead🍔]: Hbd
[Reggie☠️]: Happy bday Cheryl
[Cheryl🍒]: Thank you guys
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: wow even Jughead said happy bday
[Veronica🔪]: have a great day Cheryl, I love you and your so awesome and pretty don't let anyone say otherwise 🖤
[Cheryl🍒]: omg thanks V
[Toni🐍]: for once veronica actually speaks sense
[Veronica🔪]: only on special occasions
[Toni🐍]: Cheryl I love you and I'm coming to pick you up right now and I have some stuff waiting for you.
[Cheryl🍒]: you didn't have to get anything tt
[Toni🐍]: but I wanted too
[Cheryl🍒]: I love you
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: this is ADORABLE 🥺😫
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Lame part of riverdale minus Cheryl
10:32 am
[Veronica🔪]: okay bitches listen up
[Betty⭐️]: that's rude
[Veronica🔪]: is their a problem Becky!
[Betty⭐️]: Continue...
[Veronica🔪]: thank you
[Veronica🔪]: so as I was saying everyone come to la bonne nuit at 7:30 to surprise Cheryl
[Archie🏈]: do I bring stuff
[Veronica🔪]: no aRcHiBaLd don't bring anything to a party
[Sweet pea☁️]: your in a good mood
[Veronica🔪]: I'm stressed
[Veronica🔪]: I haven't had my morning coffee
[Veronica🔪]: I have to plan a party
[Veronica🔪]: Cheryl will kill me if it's not perfect
[Veronica🔪]: and I have to deal with idiots like Archie and my dad
[Betty⭐️]: I thought you just haven't had your daily Spoonful of crack
[Veronica🔪]: watch it Bertha
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: take a breath then wait ten minutes To see if you pass out
[Veronica🔪]: your on the line woman
[Fangs🐶]: me and sweet pea are coming over to help
[Veronica🔪]: thank you
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Rivergays minus Cheryl
7:00 pm
[Toni🐍]: I'm almost done with Cheryl Did is everything ready
[Veronica🔪]: just about
[Toni🐍]: and is everyone there
[Veronica🔪]: except you two yes and Kevin because he ran away
[Toni🐍]: why?
[Veronica🔪]: he wasn't help so I threw I fork at him and now he's scared to come back
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: I'm coming back now
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: I was tryna find choni so I could see the cuteness
[Veronica🔪]: so spill Toni what u get her. We want all of it
[Toni🐍]: ALL of it?
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: maybe not a l l
[Veronica🔪]: I still want all
[Toni🐍]: of course you would
[Toni🐍]: I made her breakfast in bed then gave her a necklace with Cherry's on it and the movie 'up' for some unknown reason she wanted it
[Toni🐍]: then we went to pops and had a milkshake and I had roses waiting for her then went to sweet water river and I gave her a ring
[Veronica🔪]: OMG YOU PROPOSED
[Veronica🔪]: FINALLY!!
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: I knew this day would come, can I be one of the maids of honour?
[Toni🐍]: it was a promise ring calm down
[Toni🐍]:
[Kevin🏳️🌈]: omg that's so cute
[Veronica🔪]: Looks at those nails damn we know who tops for sure
[Toni🐍]: well duh
[Veronica🔪]: okay everything is ready you can come now
[Toni🐍]: alright we're on our way