-Them: "I'm a pro at riding!"
Me: "How long have you been riding?"
Them:" I did a trail ride 4 years ago
Me: "You must be SO good" (sarcastic)
-"Horseback riding isn't a sport
-"Where does this go?"
-Them: *puts saddle on backwards*
Me: "no nO NO"
-"Do you ride wild mustangs?"
-"Omg you must do rodeos! AHhhh your a cowboy!"
-"The horse does all the work!"
-"What's gelding mean?"
-Them: "I've always wanted to ride a stallion."
Me: "no nO NO."
Them: "Trust me I'm a pro I can handle it."
-"I'm an equestrian tooooo! I've done a trail ride!"
-Me: *doing all the work for them*
Them: *on their phone* "This is so easy I don't know why I was worried!"
-Them: "Riding is so easy."
Me: "Come ride with me!"
Them: "No. Horses scare me!"
Me: *facepalm*
"I love the yellow one!"
"Is that dog treats?"
"EwWw"
"My great uncles goat had a friend who rode!"
"My aunt has a cowboy ranch!"
"How do I hold these?"
"DO YOU HAVE A HORSE?"
"Do you jump 5 feet?"
"Oh cross country! You mean running right?"