* ❤️ KIYAHHHH ❤️ *
Londyon 🧚🏾♀️💛
Me , Lana , Genesis , Jaden and Ka'niya is going horse back riding today 🤪 I've always wanted to go horse back riding but I was scared that I was gone fall off the horse back into some horse shit or some shit I don't know! 😭🤷🏾♀️ This is like a early birthday gift from my girls .. I'm not doing nothing for my birthday tomorrow cause I'm really not in the mood to be partying After what just happened between me and Anthony 😒
I haven't been answering nun of his
Calls or text , He even added my lil cousin on
IG and Ft her so he can talk to me cause I
Blocked him on every social media and delete
His number out my phone I will not look
Stupid for no nigga Idgaf ! How long we been
Dating or how much I like youuu 🙄 there's
Others nigga out there who is willing to treat
Me better and stay loyal to me
I been antisocial with everybody for the last couple of hrs , dubbing ppl calls and texts .. If
You not Lana Or Genesis
You will get left on unread I'm just so heart
Broken like I can't believe he cheated on me
Well I don't know! If it's true cause nobody
Won't tell me nun but I have a gut feeling 🙄
I hope it's not nothing big tho
Technically I'm not supposed to be doing
Nothing Active according to the doctor I need to be on bed rest but I just had a small heart attack I ain't fracture no bones or nothing so I should be good rt .!? I mean I really don't care cause i'mma still go horse back riding .. I do what I want i'm a lil hardheaded you know 🤷🏾♀️
" Hahahah Cry Baby Cry Baby stick your head in gravy don't come out until your mother have a baby " Niya said singing and teasing Jaden
" Leave me alone " he said stomping his feet and yelling at her
" you a baby you still in Daycare " She said
" No I go to big school " he said yelling
" Baby school " Niya said
" LONDYONNNNNN " He said running in my room screaming and yelling Niya was running right behind him
Omggg Here they go ! 😒
" Niya keep calling me a baby " He said pouting and getting on my bed laying down next to me .. ❤️
Jay is a Daddy's Boy 💙 He loves being
around me but he'll choose his father over anybody real quick 🙄 My baby a Fighter he always bullying some little boy in his class , So i dont understand why he won't fight Ka'niya 🤷🏾♀️ He bad ass hell .. Well not when he with me cause he listen to me but that baby selfish ass hell he don't like sharing with nobody , With his jealous ass 😭
Noww Niya is a Mommy's Girl 💗 she don't really care for her father like that .. She feels like he never really pay her any mind and he always taking up for Jaden 🙄 But I mean my baby only 3 years old and she always teasing and bothering him instead of being a nice big sister .. Ka'niya is rude , sassy and she play too much she don't know when to stop playing until you make her ass cry like in tears type shit 💀 I think she only act like this because she want some attention from her mother
Yeah My Aunt only see's her kids in the morning when she dropped them off at school and sometimes in the afternoon if she get off early .. After work she goes to night school and when she comes back it be time for the kids to go to bed for school Tmm
Jay and Niya is Both Aries .. They play too much .. Their Very annoying at times especially Ka'niya she makes you wanna bang her head repeatedly on a wall , They have bad tempers & they always fucking moody like somebody did something to they ass I'm Glad my aunt 3rd baby is an Aquarius because if she had another Aries Lordd Jesus .! 🙏🏾😭
" Londyon he mad cause I won't let him watch Tv in my room .. when he got a whole Tv in his room dang " She said getting irritated
" He just wanna spend time with his big sister
Ka'niya .. How would you like if somebody was bullying your brother " i asked looking at her
" and you need to be nice to him before you stay here with your father " I added
" Ok ok I'm sorry .. Come on Jaden " she said picking him up off my bed and walking out my room
" What you wanna watch " I heard her say
as she walked into her room
* iMessage 🤧 *
The Cotton Candy Girls 🍭💙
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ , Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 , Me
Me : Heyyy Bitchesss ❤️ WAKE TF UPP .! BEFORE I DO POP UPSS 😭
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Bitch I'm upp
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : I been up I was waiting for y'all to get up luv 😘
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : My butt got bigger look
* 4 Attachments * 🥰
Me : Bitchhh ur gay ass , nobody wanna see ur disability floppy ass Booty 😂😂
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : Lmaooo 🤣 and baby your shit got smaller * you mean causeeee 😭
Me : Exactly 😂 Sending them nasty ass pictures knowing she ain't got no ass
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me : Her back is where her butt should be .. That shit all fucked up 🤦🏾♀️😭
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : You a Fool Bye 😂😂😂😭🤣
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Fuck both of y'all dirty ass bitches .. New Friends .!?
Me : we love you too 😘
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : You gone get somebody daughters beat tf up
Me : Right Tf upp ! Have they ass on the edge of Rocky Peck Mountain wishing they never accept your friend request
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : How you wanna do this .!??
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Y'all hoes ain't gone do shit shutupp , y'all soft
Me : Genesis why she playing with you like that 😭 Cause I gets it Onnnnn 😫
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : You Too Hoe .! You pussy 🤷🏾♀️
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : Nah hoe she talking about youuu
Me : me Pussy .!? Your mother don't even believe that stop playing Boo 😘
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : 😂😂 Yoo y'all annoying
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Lmaooo Whatever Whore 😭
Me : What y'all wearing .!? We aboutta match ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : Let's wear a dress
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Bitch we going horse back riding fuck You putting on a dress for , just stfu the grown ups are talking
Me : 😂😂 Sometimes I wonder how we became friends .. was you always this dumb .!?? 🤨🤔
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Talking about a dress 🙄 Your pussy gone be smelling like the horses back matter face go ahead wear a dress
Me : Lmfaooooooo nah I'm cryinggg 😭😭😭
Me : Genesis you the brightest person we know
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : the brightest of them all 😭 imma have to have a talk with your mother about her parenting skills causee Whew Chile
Me : 😂😂😂 , let's go to the mall and buy something
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : Londyon you don't know who side you on huh .!?
Me : Both of y'all dumb at one point so I gotta keep switching sides 🤷🏾♀️🤣 not my fault talk to y'all parents about all that I'm just y'all friend who wonders why y'all even open y'all mouths 🤔😂
Me : Now get dress .. We going to the mall to get some New clothes for horse back riding
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Don't we need gear .!?
Me : they gone give us gear girl ain't nobody spending they money on a one time activity stop tripping
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Shouldn't we just buy some so we can have our own
Me : Bitchh if you're dumbass wanna buy some gear than buy some damn gear .. Could you Shut the fuck up! And get dress now .!?
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : I'm tired of you hoe
Me : So go to sleep 🤨
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : 😂😂😂😂 Imma text y'all when I'm On my way! To londyon house
Me : Bitch use the doorbell don't text me
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : Your attitude gone get you slapped
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : Exactly
Me : Slapped by who .!? Y'all bitches funny 😭😭 Got me rolling over in my bed
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : 😭
Genesis 🙇🏾♀️💗 : whatever
Me : Aww the baby's mad 😂
She texted back but I threw my phone on my bed and went to go get me and my lil cousins
ready to go to the mall
Watch that hoe have a attitude all day 😂
Genesis is Puerto Rico mixed with India and a lil Trinidad .. She has a Quick temper and she stay ready to fight or argue with somebody , My baby don't take bullshit from nobody most ppl think she can't fight cause of her Height and her nationality But she gets it on 💅🏾 Genesis is my Bitch but I fucks with Lana more .. Cause sometimes she be doing a lil too much so we always bumping heads with each other 🙄 she's a Virgo
Me and Lana is the same sign her birthday 4 days after mind .. But she don't act like me she's more chill and laid back and I'm Crazy and Loud 😂 Lana only fight when she have to but she stay arguing with somebody .. Like baby you doing too much talking 🙄 She's Jamaican so everytime she gets mad her accent comes out and it's so Funny I be weak ass shit in the classroom 😭 .. That bitch never in school and when she do come she ain't doing no work or she ain't got no bookbag 🤣 Her ass stay getting suspended her father need to beat her ass 🤦🏾♀️
I walked in the bathroom and turned on the shower , I put my hair into my shower cap and I started washing my face and putting on my mask .. 😫 While it was drying I brushed my teeth and than pulled it off and hopped in the shower
45 minutes later I got out and wrapped a small towel around my head so my hair can dry I walked out the bathroom into my room and opened my top drawer pulling out a Burgundy panties and bra set from PINK ! I put on a burgundy body suit with some burgundy PINK slides I walked in the bathroom and straighten my hair with the flat iron .. I put on my Mink Eyelashes and applied some lip gloss to my lips 🥰 I did my edges and stood back to look at myself before taking a couple of pictures ❤️
Jaden had on some light blue jeans shorts
with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt
white , red and green Jordan's .. He had a
chain around his neck that said ' Jay '
and his hair was in a Afro
Niya walk out her room in some dark blue jean shorts a pink Chanel Shirt and some blue and sliver Sandals she had a sliver purse on her arm with some gold bracelets .. Her hair was in theses jumbo box braids going into a ponytail with her baby hair laid she pulled some cat sunglasses out her bag and put them on .. Sis tho she was cute for a min uhkay 😂
I looked at both of my little cousins and
smiled I always made sure they was decent
Before they left the house .. My aunt don't
even play like that 😂❤️
* Ding dong * * Ding dong *
* Ding dong * * Ding dong *
" Who tf " I mumbled walking downstairs
I opened the front door and Genesis was standing there ringing the doorbell repeatedly
I swear I almost knocked her ass back down
them steps 😩 Fuck wrong with her 🤨 ..
" You deadass Stop wtf " I said
getting aggravated
" * laughs * bitch you told me to ring the
doorbell " She said staring at me
" bitch I said ring nobody told you to pressed
that shit multiple times you trynna be funny
tf " I said starting right back at her
" funny .!? Nah I just do as I please " she said
trying to walk pass me to go in the house
First of all no this bitch did not just disrespect
me and than gone try and come in my house
🤔 Fuck I look like boo boo the fool .!? 🧐
" your funny ass gone be down them stairs holding ur ribs and shit " I said mugging her
" Can't leave y'all alone for 2 mins cause y'all
already trying to kill each other " Lana said
getting outta the car
" cause bitches always trynna be funny "
I said putting on a stink face
" Chill we all friends " Lana said
walking into my house
" Uhuh where you going ? " I asked as
Genesis tried to walk in the house
" Wym ? I'm going in the hous-" She said
before I slammed the door in her face
' petty ass ' I heard Lana say before she went
and open the door for Genesis
' Bitchh ' I said looking at her .. ' Stop ' she
mouthed to me .. I chuckled and put my
attention back on my phone 😭
Ding !
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : EXTRAAAAAAAA UR MAD ANNOYING !
Me : 🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️🤷🏾♀️ she played her self today
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : stink ass attitude
Me : Stink ass pussy
Lana 🧚🏾♀️❤️ : 😂😭 Bye
" Is we leaving or not " Genesis said looking at
Lana I chuckled and walked in the kitchen
to get a bottle of water
" Tf is so funny " I heard genesis say
" Yo y'all need to chill " Lana said
I ran out the kitchen so fast I slipped on my
lil cousin jacket and fell on a truck that
started rolling and than I hit my head on the
fucking wall as the bottle of water fell all
over me 😂 yo I was highly up fucking set ..
I had a big ass bruise on my shoulder 🙄
I got up to fast and sat on the couch
" What you said " I asked looking at Genesis
" Nothing let's go " Lana said laughing
" Bro you busted ur ass I should never be this
weak * Laughs * " Lana said holding her
stomach and laughing
" Bitch fuck you ..get the fuck out "
I said with an attitude
I cleaned the water up off the floor and called
Jaden and Niya downstairs ..
I locked the door and strapped Jaden in his
car seat before getting In the drivers seat ..
Lana sat beside me and Genesis and Niya was
in the back on their phones I pulled out the
driveway and drove down the street
* In The Car 💙 *
" And I oop 🤭 " Lana said looking
at her phone
What I said looking at her and trying
to focus on the road
" N-nun " She said passing her
phone to Genesis
" mhm " Genesis said looking at me
" y'all bitches stupid or something .!?? Wtf
Happen damn 🙄 " i said getting aggravated
" Ooo you cursed " Jaden said
" Boy shutuppp " I said about to
snap on everybody
* Phone Ring 🤫 *
" What " I said into the phone with an attitude
" damn I just called to check on you .. and to
see how you was doing , I miss you yo ❤️ "
his deep voice said over the phone
" Not now Please .. wait how you calling
me and I blocked you " I said
" I unblock myself .. I just wanted to hear
your voice " Anthony said over the phone
" how yo- whatever I'm hanging up bye "
I said hanging up before he could
say something else
For the rest of the ride I ain't say
nothing to nobody ..
I pulled into the parking lot and parked the
car next to a white car
I got out and took Jaden and Niya out the car
locked the doors and walked into the
mall with an attitude
" I want some food " Niya said
looking at her phone
" Ok after we finish shopping " I told her
" Oo lets go in here first " Genesis said
pointing to Fashion Nova
" we could get our jeans outta here "
she added
" nobody is messing up good jeans for horse
back riding .. Shutup " Lana told her
" Please " I said walking into Big Dee's Tack
I went to the kids section and pick out blacks pants a long sleeve black shirt and black knee high boots with a little heel so they feet won't slip out of the stirrups I made them go in the dressing room and try it on because I wanted
to make sure everything fit perfectly ..
I went to another section and me and Lana
started picking out the same clothes so we
could color coordinate she wore white and
I wore black ..
Genesis wore pink because it was her favorite
color looking like a damn Highlighter ..
We went and paid for our boots and clothes
before walking out the store going into
Fashion Nova Cause Genesis was getting
on our last nerves
Lana took out her phone and went live
Genesis was on snap recording all of us
❤️
I did the the kissy face into the live before
Throwing up my middle finger
" Heyyyy Live " I said putting my face all in
the camera trying to read the comments
I turned to genesis phone and her and Jay
Was throwing up blood 🩸
this bad ass little boy I was about to whoop
his ass in this store fucking throwing up a
gang sign like he gang bang
" Nigga get ur stupid ass over here before I
whoop ur ass with this metal shit " I said
snatching him up by his shirt
Lana had the camera on me catching me
threatening Jaden 😭
Quan.sev : Child Protective Services
JuiceTy : ACS .. She's in Wilmington Mall .. 2nd floor Fashion Nova it looks like 😭 She's brown-skin with Burgundy hair and she have two monkeys with her 😂😂
Romantookurbitch : ^ Bro damn 😂😂
Chris_Benz : Nigga call y'all monkey 🐒😂 More like Apes 🦍
" Fuck you " Lana said sticking up her middle finger and mugging the camera
" But you wanna eat my pussy tho " Genesis said sticking her tongue out and twerking in the camera
Jaden got behind her and put his face in her ass while holding her waist
Quan.Sev : Lil baby gone have all the bitches 😂 His little bad ass
Chris_Benz : so come fuck with me baby this dick will change ur life 🙄🙄❤️
" Don't fuck with lil shrimps ass niggas look like Squidward " Genesis said tilting her head and giggling
We all erupted into laughter ! 😭
Chris_ Benz : Pancake batter looking headass 😭 Text me tho
Chris and Genesis stay flirting with each other they always think nobody be paying attention to them but I be peeping that shit they fucking on the low Genesis been glowing lately but he ain't give her no dick in a couple days cause the bitch be cranky sometimes making somebody wanna knock the shit up outta her ..
That's my bitch tho and I love her ❤️
Chris bet not break her heart cause me and
Lana do all kinds of shit !
Chris not like that tho he's actually kinda
sweet and he keeping my bitch happy he don't
look like a fuck boy or a player
But you always gotta keep your guard up !
My bitches did exactly the same for me with
Anthony Lana popped up to his house and
Started fighting him and Genesis
Key the nigga car .! 😂😂 That nigga call
Me all upset like fuck you want me to do !??
You did that shit to urself
He had it coming when he thought he was
About to have me looking stupid
For his dumbass Smart Plan Wrong Bitch
.! 🤧❤️
Cause I cut the fuck up about mines .! And
that's on God !! 👏🏾🤭
I know that nigga miserable
Without me Kamoura ( His Cousin ) told me
He be depressed as shit every time
She go see him I mean he brought that shit on
Hisself could of just told me the truth
Right than and there maybe I would of tried
And worked it out with him
I been thinking about giving him another
chance but I always change my mind at the
last min .. Heart breaks is not for me
I need to stop crying over temporary ass
Nigga they be having me all fucked up in
the head 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
Genesis was all smiling up into her phone
leaning on some clothes texting somebody ..
Lana ended her live and was on snap
lip signing to a song
Jaden and Ka'niya was running around the
store playing tag .. Niya ran into one of the
clothing racks in the store and than she was
standing there looking stupid 😭🙄 I just
shook my head and turn around
" This why I told you to stop running around
in the store little girl go find ur mommy "
Some lady said yelling at Ka'niya
I don't even know why people talk to my
cousins or anybody I'm associated with
Because lemme leave this store before I
leave out in handcuffs
" um lady you might wanna calm the fuck
down before it be ur last day at work walking
on 2 feet " I said mugging the shit outta her
" Wrong MotherFucking child bitch " I added
before grabbing Ka'niya and Jaden hand
and walking out the store
She was standing there shock as hell with
her mouth hanging open just looking at me
walking away
" close your mouth babygirl .. A rat might
come out " Lana said pushing her jaw up
Genesis laugh and walked out the store ' I
don't even know why I went in there I didn't
even have no-more money ' she said
Girl when I tell you I was about to let Jayden
hand go and jump all over her .. This bitch
make me sick sometimes
" Bitc- " I started before Niya cut me off
" Can we get some food now " Niya said
pulling me towards the Food court
" Hungry " Jaden said
" Ass whooping " I mumbled
Lana look at me and mouthed
' leave my baby alone '
I smirked and walked to the food court
ordering all of us burgers and fries and
some drinks !
We found a table in a corner and we sat
down and ate our food
" I can't wait until my god baby come "
I said smiling and getting Excited
" What god baby hoe ? Cause I'm not
pregnant why you tell her I'm pregnant hoe"
Lana asked genesis before slapping
her in her head
" Bitch I never told her ass you was pregnant
and hit me again and I'mma Fuck you up in
this mall " Genesis said getting up
" No bitch we will jump you in this mall now
sit your cracker ass back down " I told her
Niya juice flew out her mouth and
Landed on Genesis dress as she busted out
Laughing 😂
" Yo wtf " Genesis yelled catching an attitude
" ah ah watch ur tone " I said still laughing
" Sorry Gen it was an accident " Ka'niya said
" You good " Genesis said sitting back down
" Mhm " I said rolling my eyes
They already know how I'm coming about my
cousins I'll cut one of them off in a heartbeat
" Bitch who having ur god baby .!? "
Lana said mugging me
" Klola Whore " I told her smiling
" Cheated " Jaden said eating his burger
" Boy Myb and finish ur food "
I said rolling my eyes at him
" Don't even do my god baby like that ..
He right " Lana said with an attitude
" And now you wanna play god mommy to
her child" she added before rolling her eyes
" Bitch I'm grown .. Tf " I said getting up and
throwing away my food
" Let's go " I said with an attitude
I don't even know why I got an attitude !
I just didn't feel like talking about what
happened , it's over and done with now
She know she fucked up and she feel bad
about how everything turned out , So there's
really nothing I can do 🤷🏾♀️
Lana want me to hold a grudge against
everybody 🙄 I mean I'll never forget what
niggas did to me but it is what it is now
Shit now we all got a attitude ! 🤣
* 45 Minutes Later *
We pulled up to saddle Rock Ridge Farm
and I Parked a block away cause I ain't
want no mud on my tires ..
They all got out the car and started walking
towards the entrance while I took Jaden
out his Car Seat !
Lana slammed my door when she got out and
stomped to the person who runs the Farm
" Bitch slammed my door again and ur ass
gone be walking back home " I told her
She stick up her middle finger and
kept walking towards the farm
I smirked and grabbed Jaden hand as I rolled
up the windows and made sure all the doors
we're locked
" Howdy what can I do for y'all today "
The owner said in a county accent
" Um I scheduled for us to go horse
back riding " I said looking at him
" Paris .!? , France .!? What's ur name
it's a city or state " He said looking at me
" Londyon " I said mugging him
" Yes yes right this way Niggazz " He said
" What ? Mister Don't get fucked up on ur
own farm " Lana said glaring at the nigga
" No no miss , No harm " he said
" Follow me " He added in his country accent
We walked towards the horses .. while Jaden
ran around them making them go crazy 😫
This bad ass little boy always doing
something that's gone get him fucked up
His ass aboutta be sitting in the fucking
stables while we all riding the horses let his
ass .. Do one more thing !
Just one more thing
And my foot gone go up his ass 🙄
" Neighhhhh " the horse said leaning back
with it's feet in the air kicking dirt almost
kicking Jaden in his head
" No running .. You have to be calm around
the horses cause if they feel like they about to
be attack they will kill you .. Be careful please
" The owner said bending down to Jaden
level while smiling at him
" Do not touch or feed the horses without asking me first
Do not walk behind the horses or on the side approach from the front so they can see you coming toward them
Offer them ur hands so they can smell you
Do not wave or run around them
Speak quietly
make sure you grab a helmet and have boots with a grip so you won't slip and fall off the horse " The owner added looking at all of us
" and if you follow theses rules you're get the hang of riding the horses " he added again
Jaden and Lana got on the same horse I got
on with Niya and Genesis rode by herself
cause she so called didn't wanna play
" Babysitter "
We was riding around for about 10 minutes
And than Jay wanted to get off .. he was wining and acting up he almost fell off the horse and Lana caught his ass so fast Boyy my heart was beating a mile a minute
" off Londyon I hungry " He said
" Ok baby few more minutes " I said
turning the horse in his direction
" we soon go get food " I added
" no now " He yelled banging the
horses back repeatedly
" Neighhhhhhhhhhhh " the horse said
getting scared
" Jay stop we getting off now " I said trying to
claim him and the horse down
He kept banging his fits into the horse back yelling and screaming the horse went crazy and him and Lana flew off the horse Lana landed on her back and Jay landed on top of her the horse ran into Genesis horse knocking her off it into horse Shit 😂 Bitchhh
She was fucking tight !
Me and Niya busted out laughing
And the owner helped us get off the horse and tried to clam his horses down and put them in the stables 🤣
Best Birthday Present Every 🥳❤️
Wish I was recording they asses 😂 The owner was Very upset about his stupid ass Farm talking about we can't come back 😭 Like Mann Fuck you and this badass Farm ! Lana claim she broke her back so we was taking my baby to the hospital 🤦🏾♀️💔 Jaden was still crying for food I was about to beat his ass and leave him here starving Niya was still dying from Earlier 🤣 She couldn't stop laughing Genesis had mad shit in her hair 😫😂😂😭 That bitch was heated she thought she was getting in my car with that nasty ass shit she better call a cab or walk 45 minutes she'll be fine
Lana was in the passenger seat with the seat all The way back so she can be comfortable Jay was in his car seat and Niya was next to him giving him a piece of her cake that she had in her pocket genesis tried to get in my car so I locked the car doors cause shawty had me fucked up thinking she gone have my car smelling like horse shit
She had horse shit everywhere 🙄 There's
No way she thought she was getting in this car
She must of busted her head open from
That fall and lost her sense 🤧 I don't know! I
Mean she was always this dumb so
Maybe it's not from the fall and she thought I was just playing welp fooled her ass .. I'll pull
Right tf off let her keep playing with me
Her ass better get the walking smelling like
Underneath her brother bed 😷 little
Dumbass gone knock all of us out with the smell before I could even get anywhere 🤣
Have my ass swerving on the highway
Like I'm playing GTA or something 😭 Her ass
Outta luck better call her nigga
And tell his bitch ass to slide thru Real quick
Shitttt my car off limits 😂
" Yo tell your bitch ass boyfriend to come get you " I said rolling my window down about to drive off
" Londyon open the door " she said banging on the window and pulling on the handle
" damn you play too much " She added
" ah ah don't touch my car with ur shitty ass hands " I said laughing at her
" Yo fuck you , you always wanna play and I'm not even in the fucking mood like damn .. Open the fuckin door " she yelled
Well all erupted into laughter
" Y'all think shit funny fake ass bitches " She said banging on the car window and putting shit on there
Her ass was about to make me get out this car and beat her ass .. Now i got horse shit on my window 💔 Yooooo 😂
" imma text him for you hoe " I said rolling up the window and pulling off 😭
I looked threw my rear view mirror and this bitch was standing there stomping and yelling 😭 Tf !
* IMessage 😘 *
Me : Yooooo
Chris 😅 : Wassup .!?
Me : Do me a favor bro
Chris 😅 : What you need .!?
Me : Go pick up your shitty ass Gf she at Saddle Rock Ridge Farm
Chris 😅 : Horse back riding ?? You left her ??
Wait who my Gf .!?
Me : Her ass fell in horse shit 🤣🤣🤣 she not getting In my car smelling like that ! 😂 & Genesis nigga
Chris 😅 : LMFAOOOOO 😭😭 & Fuck you want me to do I just got this car
Me : Pick her up in that old smelly ass shit ur dad got in his garage and than throw it away or spray it down shit nigga idk go get her she having a melt down 🙄
Chris 😅 : Cause nobody told you to leave her dumbass
Me : Nobody told her dumbass to fall in horse shit
Chris 😅 : Lmaooo man I'm omw
Me : Ight nigga be safe
Chris 😅 : You Too
Me : always ❤️
Swear that bitch not gone say Happy Birthday To Me tmm 😂🤷🏾♀️ She'll be fine Ol dumbass girl ... I had a Great Day Today 😭❤️ Happy Early Birthday To Me !! 😘