My own Zombie Quotes

By HoffmansWhore

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So, these are quotes I made. More

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By HoffmansWhore

Ellena: Hey. What's your name?

Dempsey: Tank

Ellena: what's the color of the sky?

Dempsey: Blue...

Ellena: What's the opposite of down?

Dempsey: Up...

Ellena: HAH! TANK BLUE UP!

Richtofen: *Burst out laughing*

Dempsey: son of a-

Sudenly, Iorn Man flies in.

Tony: For gosh sakes, watch your language!

He flies away

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