ashton: have you ever been to vegas?
luke: m'no.
ashton: d'you know when they're done with all those neon lights they just dump 'em in this big graveyard in the desert? don't you think that's sad? abandoned; never lit up again.
luke: i could light 'em up.
calum: you guys really just
ashton: MY OBSESSION WITH THE 1975 IS BECOMING UNHEALTHY
luke: but that was so epic
ashton: AND THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
calum: ashton you're such a nerd
ashton: never said i wasn't calum
ashton: hey luke
luke: mhm?
ashton: send me a selfie, i miss you.
luke: aw baby okay
luke: new picture message! ::picture on side::
luke: excuse my messy everything
ashton: fUCK YOU'RE SO HOT I FORGOT HOW HOT YOU WERE
calum: can't say i disagree
ashton: hey fuck off m8
calum: js js
luke: losers