In which Luke's been smitten with Michael ever since the older boy let him use his special, limited edition, Buzz Lightyear themed pack of crayons in kindergarten. Michael's absolutely perfect to Luke, and the lovesick boy wouldn't have it any other way.
There's only one problem. Michael's straight, and has a girlfriend.
And boy, does Luke know it.
It hits him in the face every day at school, and now in Luke's recurring nightmares.