Frank and Gerard's Baby (Ferard)

Chapter One: Shitookies

Gerard bursts in the front door. "Honey, I'm hooomme!" Frank walks into the lounge from the kitchen with his pink apron on. "Hello darling, how was work?" Gerard hangs up his coat and hat. "It was ok thank you. I see you have been baking?" Frank approaches him to give him a kiss. " yes cookies, chocolate chip. Your favorite" Gerard gives Frank a kiss. "Awww thanks sweetie you shouldn't have" " but honey, i wanted to. To show you how much i appreciate you. Come into the kitchen. I have fresh ones from the oven." Frank places a plate of oven fresh cookies on the table. Gerard sits his ass down at the table and grabs a choc chip cookie . Gerard takes one bite and spits it back out. Like a baby not wanting to eat their peas. He looks at the cookie carefully, examining the cookie in his hand. "Im sorry Franky but this tastes like shit" Frank has an evil, mad look on his face. "Yes because the chocolate chip is not chocolate. Its my shitookies. For you for sleeping around with that stupid little boy down the road." Gerard runs his fingertips through his hair in guilt. "Babe, i would never do that" Frank storms over to Gerard and says " dont fucking lie to me , i know what the truth is. Maybe its best you dont leave your phone at home huh? You lied to me G dog. How can i trust you?" Gerard chills back in his seat, like its no big deal. "Daaaammmnn nigger calm down" Frank loses it and flips the table like a boss. Gerard stands up so fast. Was like there were free tacos down the road. "Look Frank this wouldn't happen if you weren't so loose." Frank looks at him like 'oh hell nah' "me loose! Me loose! Im not the fucking loose one bitch. Its like throwing a sausage down a hallway with you!" Gerard backs off like no bodys business. "Whoa babe, calm down. Look i know you have your you know...... *whispers* period. But there is no reason to get all moody with me" "look Gerard, im sorry its just...... im pregers. But bitch if you run off with that little boy of yours, you will be the first one i murder!" Gerard almost faints "what the fuck Franky. Your pregnant and you diddn't tell me earlyer? When did this happen?" "It was 9 months ago" .....