GROUP NAME: Area 51 raid gang
MEMBERS: RYDER, GINA, MOLLY, FINN
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RYDER
y'all....
MOLLY
uh oh
MOLLY
did you watch
coco again
MOLLY
ryder we know how
sensitive you are
FINN
omg fuck ernesto
de la cruz
GINA
recuerdame
RYDER
no omg but im watching
big hero 6 tonight don't
worry
RYDER
but i have great news
FINN
well then spit it out
because the bachlorette
is almost on
RYDER
peter and i had sex
GINA
girl we been fuckin knew
GINA
your after sex glow
was SHINING
MOLLY
yeah homie we knew
he did you right as
soon as we saw you
at school
MOLLY
'ryder what's up?'
'oh nothing :)'
yeah nothing my ASS
FINN
girl we've known you
long enough ya know
that THAT was your
brightest sex glow
FINN
like
FINN
congratulations!
you're officially
the last person
to know!
RYDER
sjsjsjsjsj
GINA
we decided to let
you come to us
rather than us
asking you about
it since we already
knew ;)
MOLLY
well??
MOLLY
details???
MOLLY
how good was he???
RYDER
holy shit he was amazing.
it's like he knew how to
do everything right?
FINN
well at least we know
who has a subscription
to porn hub
RYDER
honestly i wouldn't
be surprised
RYDER
anyway
RYDER
i won't go into those
details but he was
gentle? like he didn't
do anything i wasn't
comfortable with and
he just knew what he
was doing
GINA
surprising
RYDER
i know i was shocked too
MOLLY
alright but real talk
MOLLY
how many rounds
RYDER
heheheh🤠
RYDER
his aunt wasn't home
because of the power
outage so she stayed
at her friends so we
had the whole place
to ourselves
MOLLY
so i'll guess - 2?
RYDER
whoever guesses right
gets $20 venmoed
FINN
shit i really need a
new bucket hat
FINN
alright 4
GINA
hold on im calculating
GINA
6
RYDER
looks like finn gets his hat
FINN
sQWUEEE
FINN
in your dumbass faces!
FINN
wait holy SHT
4 ROUNDS???
GINA
DAMN GIRL
MOLLY
holy shit y'all are legends
MOLLY
condom kid is
a LEGEND
RYDER
im not complaining!
we just took advantage
of being alone!
FINN
holy shit you probably
took his v card tho
RYDER
i did
RYDER
i asked him if he
was completely
sure before we did
it the first time and
he said that he was
never more sure
about something
so i was like calm
MOLLY
modern day romance
GINA
omg im so happy
for you guys!!!!
GINA
wait
GINA
did he ask you out
GINA
because if not i will
literally murder him
RYDER
don't worry he did!
RYDER
he was super relieved after
and i was like ???? homie
did you expect me to
say no???? wtf
MOLLY
hey the boy's gotta worry
MOLLY
don't want no other guy
stealin his perfect girl
FINN
he was probably relieved
because we said we'd kill
him if he didn't ask you
out sooooooooo
RYDER
i love y'all so much
RYDER
protectin me n shit
RYDER
i love that
GINA
awe babygirl we love YOU
FINN
and we love him because
he gave you your best
after sex glow!!
MOLLY
can't argue with that
RYDER
i mean yeahhhh
RYDER
anyways i gotta go
to this stupid club
meeting and do
some stuff i'll catch
you whores later
FINN
ok have fun
use protection
MOLLY
peter is stuff
GINA
lmaoooo you right