thEYRE DYING THEIR HAIR EXCUSE ME WHAT-
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sluttybananaboy:
benjyee: why
sluttybananaboy: art
benjyee: this is terrifying
sluttybananaboy: thank u
sluttybananaboy: how u been bb
benjyee: don't call me bb
sluttybananaboy: i've been pretty shitty thanks for asking 🤡
benjyee: still can't find someone willing enough to bang you
sluttybananaboy: i mean-
sluttybananaboy: we're making progress
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
benjyee: no
sluttybananaboy: playing hard to get i see
👁👅👁
benjyee: you're so weird 😂
sluttybananaboy: lol nah but seriously how are u doing
benjyee: why do you care ??
sluttybananaboy: i like you
sluttybananaboy: and just because
benjyee: i'm... okay i guess
benjyee: my girlfriend dumped me for this hulking junior douchebag which i'm kind of pissed about
sluttybananaboy: aw :(
sluttybananaboy: her loss right? are you okay?
benjyee: yeah i think so
benjyee: i'm just trying to wrap my head around the fact that she would date someone like him
sluttybananaboy: people do crazy shit when they're in love
sluttybananaboy: assuming she is
sluttybananaboy: she didn't fall for u like i did 👺💞🤡
benjyee: oh my goD 🤦♂️😂
benjyee: what about you?
sluttybananaboy: what about me 👀
benjyee: how are you doing?
benjyee: why so shitty?
sluttybananaboy: i gotta go
benjyee: ?
sluttybananaboy: see ya ily
sluttybananaboy: 😘😘
benjyee: bye?
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my sister saw 'sluttybananaboy' bc we were sitting next to each other in the car and her face was like:
(c" ತ,_ತ)