Ask or Dare Gallus!

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Before you start asking like crazy, let me make some things clear
The good (and a bit of the bad) about being a griffon
Fine, I'll be optimistic and sappy just this once
Grandmas, ooh!! So scary!! Wait, hang on, WHAT IS THAT THING??
Can't you guys LET Frozen GO? Eh, whatever, at least my singing voice is great
Super Smash Pon Ultimate has too many ponies and it kinda sucks.
Leave the shipping to the cargo, please and thank you
I'm pretty ignorant when it comes to 'Internet' related stuff
Silverstream, no, I hate this question!
MORE love questions?? Just, UGH.
Don't judge what I eat, and I won't judge you...for now
Abusing Headmare Privileges
Here's an announcement for all of you who like asking questions
I hope this chapter gets me bonus points
Update: HUMANS ARE STILL UGLY!
I swear, I tried to make this not sound cheesy
What kind of weird alternate dimension do you guys live in??
Even headmares need validation...you really do learn something new everyday
I hate dresses, and I hate my friends right now, I just hate everything!
Let this be a warning to never mock me again!
So there's this 'Youtuber' who thinks Scootaloo loves someone named Sans
IT isn't that scary
The race that you, for some reason, have been waiting for
Cheesy games about friendship are, surprisingly, not this griffon's thing
I wanna believe this question isn't serious...
I'd love to say I'm sorry to Spike, except that I am so not sorry!
This prank seemed like a better idea in my head..
You don't know Smolder at all (Disclaimer: I act very stupid in this chapter)
This is what shameless advertising looks like
Someone please make this crazy unicorn stop screaming!
You're not gonna BELIEVE what happens in this chapter, and I kinda wish you did
I can't think of a witty way to tell you that YOU NEED TO READ THIS CHAPTER
Calling Smolder the cutest dragon ever, part 2
My visit to the town of the clusterfuck
Cozy Glow is the worst, tell your friends. (And here's some announcements too)
Yona, Sandbar, Smolder, and Ocellus take over!
First Dare for Yona and Smolder: Bunny-napping Angel
Dare by Smolder - Wear a Pink Dress and Makeup
Question for Sandbar, Ocellus, Yona, and Smolder - Their Elements of Harmony
Question for Smolder...and Yona, Sandbar, and Ocellus - Favorite Colors
Another Question for all 4 students - Substitute Teachers
Another Question for All 4 Students - Advice on a new school
Question for Sandbar - The Video Games Expert?
wow. i'm back. and yes indeed, i am very excited. (No I'm not)
Untitled part.
I dive into pandemonium, and everything I know is ponified for some reason
I find out that I'm a really bad babysitter...seriously, Sandbar is still mad!
The only good griffon in Griffonstone
News flash: My childhood sucked and didn't have any fun whatsoever
Just to be clear: No, I am not the biggest grump that has lived in Griffonstone
The Lego Movie finally changes their most annoying song
All of these cheesy chapters are doing horrible things to my griffon pride
I have to sing about heaven, and I don't know what it is
Amateur vs. Video Game Surfer Geek (Yes, I'm the amateur and I hate it)
A STAR IS forced to sing with someone he doesn't like
I sing a love song dedicated to a princess that's WAY older than me
I've been wanting to do this chapter for two months!!
Anything these guys say, I can say better~!
Coltladdin kind of predicted my future when I hadn't even been born yet
Professor Pinkie knows how to rap, and makes this chapter have a lot of swears
Listen, before I go, I gotta teach you about patience
I come up with a creative prank after suffering from Prankster's Block
This might sound weird, but you should all appreciate your mouths
I watch 'How Applejack Won the War' (I'm too tired for a creative title, okay?)
Keep your weird love for gore AWAY FROM MY PROFESSORS!
More great impressions by yours truly! (featuring Ocellus, the nerdy changeling)
A prank goes wrong and I give the best and worst apology ever
Let's get my crazy, kind of mean dare out of the way
Eyy, look, this is chapter 69~ (I can be nice and have a dirty mind, you know?)
This dare is a piece of 15 cupcakes...which is harder than a piece of cake
My first new question is about my love life. Because of course it is.
I question once again how can Professor Dash be so cool when she's an egghead
Trust takes years to build and seconds to break
My puppy dog eyes are a force to be reckoned with! Also, I still hate Rosy Star
I swallow my pride and congratulate yours (I'm just feeling nice, got it?)
Gallus gets ready for his finals, and Rosy Star takes over!
Getting to know Rosy Star ((or Nico)), part 1
Getting to know Rosy Star ((or Nico)), part 2
I make a comeback in more ways than one (and with special guests!)
This dare is inconsiderate to my weight watching
Well, I think "no" is an AWESOME word, thank you very much!
Even my ideas are better than Rosy Star's, which shouldn't shock any of you
I just hope my future has less Rosy Star in it
Who said you could read this chapter title?! I'll take your EYES OUT!!
You guys enjoyed being threatened WAY too much
Asks and Dares are CLOSED (For the First Time)
It's 'cause I'm blue, ISN'T IT?! Yeah, of course it is.
The good ol' switcheroo, in the Gallus way~
I teach griffon and bird biology not even griffons really know about
Best interests, burying hatchets, and not-so-good moods
All of these choices make me look bad
Which word is worse, "impossible" or "quiz"?
Anti-Egg came before the chicken...in the weirdness contest
Rosy Star's manecut maneia
I'm at Rosy Star's service, and it unleashes her inner control freak!
School time doesn't come soon enough...
Now let's talk about Rosy's 100th chapter contest
Cast your votes here, and decide my upcoming terrible fate
And the winner in this 100th chapter is....NOT ME
I think the creator of this is just as insane as 'The Elements of Insanity'
A more-than-strange reunion and the FUNNIEST edgy Spike ever!
I'm getting deja vu, and I blame Rosy's squeals and screams
The title of the video made it sound more exciting, and I'm kind of disappointed
Detailed ramblings about my best friends, that took too long to get to
I'm kind of back, with an emotionless pony couple and a few 'technically's'
Do I look like a sweet, nice book reviewer to you?
Hey, look, I'm in a bad mood in this chapter. That NEVER happens!
Being responsible and hard-working SUCKS! And I won't think otherwise!
Rosy Star writes a bad shipping fanfic, and I write something dark and cynical
((Okay, it's official. /I/ need to talk to you guys))
Whether she's Tailor Swift or Taylor Swift, I'm not a huge fan
Fine, let's make this chapter all about YOU
And THIS is exactly why I refuse to believe that my name means 'chicken'!
Well, loser is only a letter away from spelling 'lover'
I still feel like I shouldn't have read this...
I should've expected this from a former love-eater, but I'm still mad!
Ships? No thanks, I'd rather drown in the ocean
If you think English tongue twisters are hard, you haven't seen a dare like this
Who said I'm too cool to dance?
Well, at least this boyband song isn't the ANNOYING type of boyband song
chapter 122, untitled.
Surprise! My book is getting invaded by dorks!
The 'Marvel Musical' isn't marvelous, it just has weird powerful human guys
We bake cookies like somewhat smart cookies
Nothing says Nightmare Night like The Greatest Showcolt and TWO dares
We don't get these often, but here's a hard question
Our regrets... (And by our, we're not counting Gallus...he stormed off)
Only Sandbar and Yona know video game stuff here. I don't feel so ignorant now!
A chapter for nerds that like poetry and...and quotes
I'm not excited for the Scoob movie, but at least my friends are
There are two types of bad romances
The last chapter with my friends has MORE shameless advertising
chapter 134; holiday misery
A master prankster's presence is not the best present~
The good, the bad, and the ugly of this weird, ONE YEAR OLD book thing
How I met this controlling unicorn, narrated unkindly
Almost never forgive, and never forget
Apparently I have react to Hazbin Hotel, when I don't even care about shows
It's Hearts and Hooves Day, not 'Shipping with Gallus' day!
This chapter is about chocolate. I know, chocolate gets my attention too
A pessimistic griffon tries to encourage you not to be sad
A little bit of life, and a little bit of my wonderful artistic talents!
When nature tries to traumatize us, kill us, or both
Don't make this chapter discourage you from giving me sweets!
It's all good, we know Princess Twilight has EQUESTRIA to take care of now
My complicated feelings against this weird and...not so stupid internet book
Rosy Star and I watch a visual mess (with sex jokes that shouldn't be in here!)
Okay but, is she good-looking? (Note: This question isn't sexist in context)
Killing you softly with our songs
I listen to songs by sadistic, vengeful ink cartoons
Cool skills that no creature can do as well as us griffons!
I already hate The Emoji Movie, and I've only seen a clip of its stupid dance
I don't feel like a room without a roof, and that's a good thing!

Harry Potter and the horrifying criticism from Gallus

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This dare by TorchTorque is one of those that needs screenshots, since it got changed as we talked...you know, since reading those gigantic Harry Potter books or watching all eight movies for a dare would be TORTURE. 

I'll do the same thing I did with Kung Fu Panda and just give my thoughts on the movie as they are. I wouldn't want to read somecreature react to an entire movie in a chapter, and neither should you. I actually got to watch the first Harry Potter movie with Sandbar, since he thankfully came back from his travels yesterday. It made the experience a LOT better. Every time I got bored, I would just find a way to tease or mess with Sandbar! Which was definitely fun~ *grins and snickers*

As for the movie....well, for starters, I should point out that even if I liked the movie, I didn't have a perfect experience...because Rosy made me watch the HUMAN equivalent of the first Harry Potter movie! Not the version that I know, Hayrry Potter and the Conjurer's Stone. I had to watch ugly humans for TWO HOURS! And yeah, I still think humans are ugly. Don't take it personally, it's just that I have standards in good looks that NO humans reach. *sassy shrug*I could have a bunch of comments screeching at me for calling humans ugly AND criticizing Harry Potter, so this will be a doozy. 

But before you all get mad or worried, let me say that I enjoyed the movie more than I thought I would. Granted, it was still WAY too long, and a lot of what made me enjoy the movie was the spectacle of it. The effects, the world, the details. I don't think I would enjoy the books more than the movies, at all. I'll take movies over books any day, but especially with a long series that has a great-looking world like this one!

Still, there's stuff about the actual story that I do like....I feel like the reason I was dared to do this is because of Harry being an orphan and an abuse survivor...I'm somewhat of an abuse survivor and definitely an orphan... I'll admit, it did mean a lot to see the protagonist of such a huge franchise experience visible abuse, show sadness for being an orphan, and still have his life turn for the better as he gets to a new school... *soft, small smile* Yeah, I relate a lot to Harry. Which is funny, because I don't think he's the best character, and I DID wish he showed more raw emotion to his situation than just regular, run-of-the-mill sadness in the beginning of the movie. *scowls a bit* And it doesn't help that he's not allowed to ditch his abusive "family" in the end. Even I was able to do that, in a school that ISN'T in my hometown! 

But on the subject of my favorite character, Hermione is great. Sure, she has her flaws, she can be an annoying know-it-all, but hey, so can I! Who am I to complain? I liked to see her be snooty but also be so smart and a good friend. And when she froze that kid out of nowhere, that was priceless! I think that if you crossed Harry and Hermione, you could get a character that's very similar to me. You know, without any of the egghead traits. 

I guess I should mention the red-haired dude too, Ron. He didn't interest me as much as the other two, but he's okay. He saves the trio at one point and he's just a dork, I can't be mad at him. Everyone else was alright, except for Draco and Snape.  Get that pretentious bully and that miserable abusive teacher out of Hogwarts! 

Yeah, on the subject of that, I should mention problems with the movie. I REALLY don't like the stuff with the Houses. It makes NO sense to me. Why are the students divided by personality traits?! I could maybe see it work if their magic was really connected to their emotions. Maybe Slytherins could have more unstable magic due to being the meanest, and maybe Ravenclaws need to be taught magic in more technical ways. But the movie doesn't really seem to imply that. It seems to imply that it's for the sake of giving students "points" and making them compete. Yeah, shouldn't you avoid making the students want to tear each other down when they're learning to use MAGIC? The Houses are stupid, especially the Slytherin house! Ron says something along the lines of "Every bad wizard has come out of Slytherin". Okay, then why have that house in the first place?!

Honestly, I wasn't really into the movie in the beginning aside from the great visuals. The first half of this movie makes this way longer than it needs to be, and for every thing that I liked, another thing that I didn't like would come afterwards. When the movie starts getting action-packed, that's when I really start to enjoy it, aside from the character moments that I enjoy. The movie always feels like it's the setup for more to come, it's constantly giving story threads that you know they're not gonna get to yet. So when it's actually trying to make you FEEL something in the moment, for the characters and for the action, that's when I like it.

...Yeah, that's it. Take my brutally honest opinions on this movie and my constructive criticism that you probably disagree with me. *huffs* I've unfortunately gotten used to stupid and rude comments at this point. 

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