Joke book :3

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Well it's the time of a joke book -_- yay let's laugh away at magical unicorns oh what the n Nkutgkjhgjhgbkugv More

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CHEAP!
JONNY HUMPER HARDER
A LESSON IN GOVERNMENT
LITTLE JOHNNY AND THE ABC'S
Beautiful?
the boss...
black and brown
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CORPSALICOUS!
1k and sorry!
Drunken driving
Dumb drunk
dui enforcement
Bar exam
That moment...
I come back, to this!
Dat drift do
Cop singing shake it off
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New Year's Resolutions

It was New Year's Day, and I was watching Football on TV with my friends( sorta )Stalker, Anna, Jake, and Joe.

"Hey, Anna," Jake said, "What is your New Year's resolution?"

"I am going to learn to play the Piano," she said. "Then I am going to play it at nursing homes. I am sure it will make the residents Peaceful."

"That's Relaxing," said Stalker. "I am going to volunteer in a shelter for homeless Lions and Dogs. They are so cute. How about you, Jake?"

"I am going to make a horror map," he said. "Every night, I will add some on, without asking."

"I want to improve my grades," said Joe. "I will study math, science, and derp every night."

They all turned to me.

"What is your New Year's Resolution, Michael?"

"I'm not making one," I said. "I'm fab already!" "WATS IT TO YA!"

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