"mornings are for contemplation and coffee"
"mouthbreather"
"there's more to life than stupid boys, you know"
"yeah that's right! you better run! she's our friend and she's crazy!"
"sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind"
"oh, jesus! i'm in unchartered territory here, guys!"
"nobody normal ever accomplished anything meaningful in this world"
"there is no bird nesting in my hair, asshole!"
"stop stalking me"
"friends don't lie"
"if anyone asks where i am, i've left the country"
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