❝漂亮❞ [ᴊᴀᴇɴᴏ] ✔

By IdioticStrayKids

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By IdioticStrayKids

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Jenojam-

Moonminboi-
A letter?
Like a love letter?

Jenojam-
Basically.

Moonminboi-
Wow.
That's totally not what a Na Jaemin would do.

Jenojam-
I know right?
But can I be honest here?
His handwriting is so horrible.
It's like a child's handwriting

Moonminboi-
That's what I call Jaemin!
Haha.
Totally not Park Jisung's handwriting.

Jenojam-
U okay?
U sound weird.

Moonminboi-
Yup!
I am definitely not trying to make a date for you and Jaemin.

Jenojam-
I don't know why-
But I'm kinda excited!
I'm gonna date with my crush.
Like HOLY FUCK.

Moonminboi-
YASSSSss
Me too.
I'm lowkey shipping you bitches.
And about the letter.
Chenle didn't plan to make that and asked Jisung to do it.
Haha.
Ha.
...

Jenojam-
Okay...
I gotta go.
C u l8er!

Moonminboi-
Bye!

_____

Moonminboi-
Jeno's an idiot.

Chickenbutt-
Who?

Chenloudle-

Your hyung

Chickenbutt-
I'm the maknae bitch.
There's like hyungs everywhere.

Chenloudle-
YOUR EYE SMILE HYUNG.

Chickenbutt-
Ohhhhh.
Jeno hyung!
Why didn't you guys say so?

Chenloudle-
...
I-
Can I slap him?

Moonminboi-
NoPe.

Chenloudle-
Oh come on!
He's stupid.

Chickenbutt-
Excuse me?

Moonminboi-
OKAAAAAAAAY
WE'RE NOT HERE TO FIGHT.

Chickenbutt-
Oh shit, Jaemin got the letter.

Moonminboi-
Hyung. Jaemin hyung.

Chickenbutt-
Yeah, Yeah,
Whatever.

Chenloudle-
WHO?

Moonminboi-
It says there
JAEMIN

Chenloudle-
I know that.
Idiot.

Moonminboi-
I-

Chickenbutt-
OoOoOOOoHHOHoHOHOHoHo
THiNG's gETTIN' GuUuD

Chenloudle-
I KNOW RIGHT??




_________




www.snapchat.com

Moonminboi-
Jeno??????
Your future husband???

JaemJaemi-
YASSSSSSSSS
HE WANTS TO DATE ME
SKJDJAYSJSGSHSVSK

Moonminboi-
Shut up you bottom.

JaemJaemi-
Ew.
No.
Jeno is the bottom one here.
He's submissive level is like on top.

Moonminboi-
Okay
Okay
Shut up.
Gud luck tho you hoe.
Bye

JaemJaemi-
Bitch waittttt.
What should I give him?
A bouquet of flowers?
A chocolate?
A cat?
A ring?
A phone?
DUDE HELP ME.

Moonminboi-
I DUNNO.
JUST GIVE HIM A KISS OR WHATEVER.

JaemJaemi-
Ouh.
Didn't think about that.
Thanks bitch.
😘

Moonminboi-
Welcome hoe.

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