"Howdy! You know the drill!" Wade shrugged.
Who is your least favourite Avenger?
"Be sure to answer before the next episode and blah blah blah." Wade sighed. "First question is for Joshua."
How do you feel about playing the villain, again? Were you recast or were you just always the first choice?
"First of all, my name is Benjamin." He said matter of factly. "Okay, so, playing the villain is a lot more fun than you'd expect." Ben chuckled. "I was honestly really excited when I found out we were doing a sequel to Replaced. It's funny because Peter and I are actually good friends." Benjamin chuckled.
"Ben is a big teddy bear." Peter shrugged.
"If you're talking about if I was recast for Reclaimed, than nope. I was the first choice because you can't have a sequel to Replaced without me." He shrugged. "When I was auditioning for Replaced, I'm pretty sure I was only picked because I had the same name as a guy the author doesn't like."
"You did great so she picked correctly." Wade gave him a thumbs up. "Next question is from Y33TLavenYT!"
Can I stab the fourth wall?
"Please don't." Darius asked quietly.
"Next question is for Dominic from Matieski!" Wade announced.
*leans in real close* hurt Susie and you'll be so fucking dead that reincarnation will shiver at the thought of you. *leans out* Kay?
"Y-YES SIR! M-MA'AM?! I DON'T KNOW YOUR PREFERRED PRONOUNS, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!" Dominic saluted.
"Neeeeext question is for all couples from WD_Crystal~!" Wade smiled.
Who gets flustered the easiest and from what?
"Wanda, 100%." Vision smirked. "It's usually something sex related."
"Bucky." Steve smiled fondly. "And probably when I unexpectedly kiss him." Bucky huffed.
"Wade." Peter laughed. "Suprising, I know. All I have to do is peck his nose and he'll stop functioning."
"Strange." Tony hummed. "Neck tingz." Peter choked on thin air.
"Next question is for--" Wade was cut off as Peter pecked his nose. He turned bright red and began stammering.
"See?" Peter gestured to Wade. "Okay, next question...this isn't really a question...well it's for Darius from mysteriousfangirl567!"
WE LOVE YOU ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
"You guys..." Darius smiled widely and wiped away some happy tears. "Thank you."
Peter looked back at Wade, who still hadn't shaken out of his stupor. He sighed and shoved Wade gently.
Wade immediately blinked snapped back. "O-Oh, sorry." He mumbled, embarrassed. "Um, next question is for Peter and I from This_MARVELous_world."
Where and when was your first kiss?
Wade's face exploded in color.
---
"Wade? Are you okay?" Peter asked while they were hanging out in the tower. "You've been out of it all day. Is something wrong?"
"I'm fine." Wade waved him off. "I'm just tired, I guess."
"Wade, c'mon. I know you." Peter sighed. "You're never tired, and even if you were, you'd make it less obvious."
Ooh, he's smart.
What's your answer to that one, champ?
Wade scowled at the boxes. He cleared his throat. "I guess I'm just more tired than usual?"
"Wade, you can tell me. We're friends, right?" Peter walked closer to Wade. "I can tell when something's on your mind."
"Nothing's on my mind! I'm just tired." Wade exclaimed, exasperated. Peter didn't believe him in the slightest.
"Wade, c'mon. Talk to me." Peter placed a hand on his shoulder. "Are you okay?"
"I'm fine! Why can't we just drop it?!"
"Because I know you're lying to me! Are you okay?!"
"Why do you keep asking that?!"
"Because I haven't gotten a real answer!" Peter shouted. "Just tell me what's on your mind!"
"I-I'm in love with you!" Wade exclaimed. "Okay?! Does that answer your fucking question?!" Peter didn't say anything and just stared at him.
Now you've done it.
Way to go, dumbass.
Before Wade could retaliate to the boxes, Peter's lips were on his.
The kiss was passionate, yet needy. The latter being more on Wade's part. The world around them seemed to disappear as Peter wrapped his arms around Wade. For once, the boxes were silent.
The moment seemed to last forever, yet not long enough. They pulled away, both gasping for air.
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(Ugh I hate writing kiss scenes)
"It was at the tower, about...five months ago...?" Peter recounted, snapping Wade out of his memory.
"Y-Yeah." Wade mumbled, clearing his throat. "Uh, next question is for everyone from EmilySpurrier8."
Who ships Spideypool?
Peter and Wade instantly rose their hands.
Tony rolled his eyes and reluctantly raised his hand.
Everyone else rose their hands. Wade clapped in delight. "Okay, next question is for everyone from Cassie20052!"
How old are you?
"18!" Wade struck a pose. "Because the author doesn't condone pedophilia!"
"What?" Tony asked.
"I've learned to stop asking." Peter sighed. "16." He held up a peace sign.
"43!" Tony smiled confidently, before being elbowed by Natasha. He frowned and crossed his arms. "53..." He mumbled.
"41." Dr. Strange smiled.
"39." Natasha answered shortly.
"Um," Steve sighed. "245." He rubbed the back of his neck.
"106." Bucky smiled smugly. "I know, I look young." Steve snorted.
"59~" Clint winked.
"You should know better than to ask a woman her age." Wanda huffed. "I'm 24."
"I'm...3..." Vision coughed into his hand as Tony snickered.
"Well, I died when I was 16 so...." Pietro trailed off.
"I'm 54 and the Hulk is 18." Bruce smiled.
"Next question is for everyone from BonaTat!" Wade exclaimed.
What is your deepest fears?
"Hmm, good question." Wade put a hand on his chin. He suddenly stiffened. "C-Cows..."
"What?"
"I don't want to talk about it." Wade shivered.
"Okay...?" Peter mumbled. "Well, my worst fear would have to be my family, or anyone close to me being....y'know." He bit his lip. "And I could've done something."
"What they did to me in the Red Room..." Natasha sighed heavily.
"Ugh brainwashing." Clint shuttered. "Never again."
"The deaths of you guys." Tony mumbled.
"What was that?" Clint asked.
"Uh, losing all my money." Tony lied, putting on false confidence. Steve and Peter shot him sympathetic looks, having heard him with their advanced hearing.
"World domination." Wanda said, Vision nodding in agreement.
"Losing control and..." Bucky trailed off. "Yeah..."
"Failing." Strange sighed.
"Next question is for Peter from EmilySpurrier8!" Wade exclaimed loudly.
Do you see Tony as your father figure?
"Duh." Peter scoffed. Everyone choked on air.
"That's my boy!" Tony wiped a tear.
"Next question is for Peter and I from moonshade2007." Wade mumbled, looking through his cards.
What is the biggest lie you've ever told Tony?
"Yeah, do tell." Tony crossed his arms and narrowed his eyes.
"Well," Peter thought about it. "I once told him I was heading to a friend's house to study, but I was really headed to Wade's." Peter shrugged.
Wade smirked. "Oh, he studied something alright. The size of tHIS FAT DI--"
"Anyways I think that's the worst thing we've ever lied about." Peter smiled sheepishly at Tony.
"Moving on before Irondad kills me!" Wade gave a thumbs up to Tony. "Next question is for everyone from This_MARVELous_world!"
Have you guys ever seen an old man with white hair? (Stan Lee)
"Yeah, he keeps showing up. It's kinda creepy." Tony mumbled.
"I thought he was a bus driver...?" Peter mumbled.
"May his soul rest in peace." Wade smiled softly. "Next question is for Peter from Blue_foods4life." Wade looked at his cards. "This also answers someone else's questions."
If you watch anime, who would you cosplay?
"Ooh, good question." Peter smiled. "Maybe Hinata from Haikyu? Or Romeo from Fairy Tail? OH! Or Deku from bnha? Or maybe Ciel from Black Butler? OH OH! HIKARU FROM OURAN HOST CLUB! Hmm, but I don't have a twin...maybe Meliodas from Seven Deadly Sins? Or--"
"We get it, you watch anime!" Wade snapped. Peter turned dark red in embarrassment. "Anywho, next question is for Peter and I from EmilySpurrier8."
Will you get a pet before a child or after?
"Before." Peter answered immediately. "I want to make sure I'm capable of nurturing another being."
"You'll be great, babe." Wade winked. "Yeah, pet first I guess."
"Dude, you are whipped." Sam snickered.
"Shut the fuck up." Wade gave him the bird. "If it makes you feel better, you can pretend this bird is a falcon." Clint cackled at the offended expression on Sam's face. "Next question is for me from EmilySpurrier8."
You can talk to me if you want, okay? You deserve the biggest hugs and uwus in the world 🖤
Wade didn't say anything, but a small smile found its way to his face. "Next question is for all the couples from moonshade2007!"
What is the most awkward thing someone has walked in on ya doing?
"Well," Vision began. "Wanda was really into fitness dance, and she wanted me to do it too. I finally agreed and we had to do this really weird kitty dance. And, uh, Clint walked in."
"Peter and I were planning to go to a cafe." Wade smiled. "But, for some reason, he decided he wanted to wear these pants that were apparently lucky."
"You know my luck." Peter huffed.
"But we couldn't find the pants, so we were looking for his pants, and he was in his underwear." Wade recounted. "And when we found it, Peter held them up in triumph. It was at that moment that Tony walked in."
"That was the closest he's come to figuring us out." Peter mumbled.
"Ugh, this is embarrassing." Tony mumbled, turning red. "I don't want to tell this story."
"I'll do it." Strange said. "Tony was masturbating with this rubber dick. But, somehow, he managed to get it stuck in his ass. So I walked in a few minutes later and tried to help him pull it out."
"Natasha walked in on Strange trying to pull a dick out of my ass." Tony muttered.
"Bucky and I were testing out my new colored pencils." Steve said. "I told Bucky to strike a random pose, and he turned into a dancer. Sam walked in on Bucky in the middle of the twerk."
"Yikes." Wade said. "Last question is for Peter from EmilySpurrier8."
What is your favorite memory from high school and do you plan on going to MIT?
"I'm still in high school, so I haven't REALLY had a memory yet." Peter shrugged. "And probably."
"And that's the end of this episode! Be sure to leave your questions in the comments! See you next time on, say it with me now!"
"WADE'S QUESTION CORNER!"
A/N:
This took awhile.
*
Min: Oh Tae~
Tae: *sigh* Hey Min.
Min: Do you wanna catch a movie with me? I asked everyone else but they're all busy.
Tae: Really?
Min: Just know that you're my last choice.