BNHA Groupchat

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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... More

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftβ„’ (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellβ„’ (ft. hell.)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearβ„’ (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOβ„’ (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsβ„’ (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS 😠🐜 aNd cAnNiBaLiSm πŸ˜πŸ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG πŸ˜³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€‘πŸ˜°πŸ˜­ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama πŸ‘…πŸ˜β€πŸ˜)
sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots πŸ’ž))
vIbe ChEcK 😘😜😞😈😳(ft tongue drama and tears βœŠπŸ˜”πŸ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)
Yes
Shiver me timbers πŸ₯³πŸ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)

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By sapphic_wiccan

Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: FreckledCheeks
Uraraka: PuffyCheeks
Iida: GottaGoFast
Tsuyu: CutieCheeks
Todoroki: Canada
Bakugo: GordenRamsey
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: LightningMcQueen
Sero: AlanSwift
Mina: IShootCum
Jiro: BisexualiTEA
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: InvisiBitch
Aoyama: TittyCroissant
Koda: SweetCheeks
Sato: FeedMeSenpai
Shinso: PleaseSleep

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0

GordenRamsey: Ill murder all of you right fucking now

IShootCum: :0

AlanSwift: wtf why

GordenRamsey: SOMEONE FUCKING ATE MY SPAGHETTI

LightningMcQueen: hngggggggg

IShootCum: mmmnnnnnnrrrrrggggg

FreckledCheeks: ÙwÚ

FreckledCheeks:

LightningMcQueen: sOmeBodY tOuCha My sPaGhEt

GordenRamsey: you're both on deaths fucking door. Say some stupid shit again, i fucking dare you HOES

FreckledCheeks: me? A hoe? Nooooo reallyyyyyy?

CutieCheeks: lmao hoes mad

InvisiBitch: oh that wet noodles were urs??

GordenRamsey: Youre gOING TO FUCKING DIE

InvisiBitch: lmao im fucking invisible bitch. Try to find me.

InvisiBitch: imma just yeet outta there

FreckledCheeks: my dad yeeted outta my life to grab milk and cigarettes from the corner store UwU

PuffyCheeks: honey....no...

FreckledCheeks: its fine ill default dance through life UwU

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Fucking noob.

PuffyCheeks: oi why dont u fook off m8 >:/

BisexualiTEA: lmao i just realized Bakugos name is spelt wrong

PuffyCheeks: Oh yea. It's actually spelt "Ramsay"

GordenRamsey: ...

GordenRamsey: Shut the fuck up and go choke on your shitty girlfriends tongues

PuffyCheeks: if i choked on Tsus tongue id probably get prostate cancer from how far she'll shove it

CutieCheeks: Babe, i love you, but if you dont shut up ill literally shove my tongue up your ass and make SURE you get prostate cancer.

GordenRamsey: Youre both fucking gay.

FreckledCheeks: Lmao he's maddddd

GordenRamsey: Ill kill you. I swear to you, ill do it.

FreckledCheeks: :0

FreckledCheeks changed GordenRamsey group chat name to LilMissSaltyBiTCH

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: I swear to all of you

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: when I take over the world

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: I will be sure to have yall executed the most painful way possible.

FreckledCheeks: ...

FreckledCheeks: "YaLl"

BabyShark: Oof-

FreckledCheeks: oh i forgot to mention

FreckledCheeks: Fuck you Kaminari

LightningMcQueen: :000

PuffyCheeks: What did he do...?

FreckledCheeks: he wOULDNT LET ME HIT HIS FUCKING JUUL

FreckledCheeks: SELFISH BASTARD

FreckledCheeks: I JUST WANTED ONE HIT

IShootCum: I WANTED A HIT TO BUT HE JUST FUCKING BLEW A PUFF IN MY FACE SO FUCC YOU KAMI

LightningMcQueen: Im sorry bros!

LightningMcQueen: But i was running out! And it was my favorite flavor!

BisexualiTEA: ...What flavor was it?

LightningMcQueen: Mango...

FreckledCheeks: BRO YOU KNOW I LOVE THAT TROPICAL SHIT

LightningMcQueen: ill let you hit tomorrow okii? Ill have it refilled then ÙwÚ

GottaGoFast: You...have juuls? What are those, exactly?

IShootCum: A type of ice cream-

GOD: You guys are horrible

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: What the fuck. What the fuck did you just send me, Deku.

FreckledCheeks: UwU

GOD: What happened this time?

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: I dont fucking know, ask the shitty nerd

FreckledCheeks: i just sent him a video ÙwÚ

IShootCum: i bet 1 dollar its some kinky ass porn

FreckledCheeks:

TittyCroissant: UGHHHHHHH

LightningMcQueen: EWWWW

AlanSwift: DUDE

PuffyCheeks: WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK

FreckledCheeks: Its airpod slime. Isnt it satisfying UwU

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: no homo but kill yourself.

FreckledCheeks: what about full homo? I wanna succ some dicc while i commit step on lego ÙwÚ

IShootCum: i just realized something

PuffyCheeks: same. Bakuhoe has bigger boobies than i do ÒwÓ

BisexualiTEA: All of yall have bigger fucking tits that me. Even fucking Izuku

AlanSwift: nah not really. Izus kinda flat as fucc

FreckledCheeks: ummm im a b-cup so Fuck. You.

FreckledCheeks: I dont see you with any fuckin tits S E r O

FreckledCheeks: Go get your a-cups measured and then we'll fucking talk

InvisiBitch: Zayum izu is fuckin mad about his titty size

FreckledCheeks: MCDUH!

FreckledCheeks: If i wasnt juicy then Moto moto wouldnt like me... ;-;

FreckledCheeks: i just want him to shove his daddy dicc in me...

IShootCum: awww its okii bb

HentaiDaddy: what kind of crackhead shit are you all on

FreckledCheeks: funny you mention cracc because i am currently smoking it UwU

KarateMonkey: makes fucking sense

GottaGoFast: Please dont do crack in the house. I'd rather you do it outside, for I dont want to get in trouble.

GOD: Great parenting skills, Iida

GottaGoFast: Yeah, I've given up.

FreckledCheeks: hey shinboo

PleaseSleep: What do you want from me. Ive already sold my soul to satan, i have nothing left

FreckledCheeks: I just want your dicc UwU

PleaseSleep: ...Cool?

PuffyCheeks: damn my husband is a thirsty motherfucker

FreckledCheeks: wAIT IM KIDDING-

FreckledCheeks: I just missed you papi ÙwÚ

PleaseSleep: ...Cool?

FreckledCheeks: and i wanted to sing a lil song

FreckledCheeks: Seeing other people happy makes me sad...jeez i really miss my mom and dad-

LightningMcQueen: i made a oopsie

LightningMcQueen: there is a hanger in my ass and i dont know what to do

FeedMeSenpai: how did the hanger...get in you?

LightningMcQueen: i shoved it up there? Fuckin duh

LightningMcQueen: how else would it get up there???????

GottaGoFast: Please take the hanger out of you...

LightningMcQueen: Its kinda sorta....stuck?

IShootCum: goddamnit im on my way

FreckledCheeks: yknow what i want in me?

FreckledCheeks:

PuffyCheeks: mmmm hes daddi

PuffyCheeks: like...i want him to eat out my ass-

LightningMcQueen: same

FreckledCheeks: mood

IShootCum: If im pink...can i say the n-word?

Canada: Im half red so can i?

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: im a fuckin bird so can i

GottaGoFast: NONE OF YOU ARE GOING TO SAY THE N-WORD. DONT YOU DARE.

PleaseSleep: yknow those people that stop overflowing sodas with their mouths in an attempt to stop the soda from expolding?

BisexualiTEA: yeah...?

PleaseSleep: i bet theyre good at suckin dicc

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: Congratulations. Youve played yourself.

LightningMcQueen: A congratulations

IShootCum: it's a celebration

FreckledCheeks; Party all day

PuffyCheeks: I know you've been waitin-

GOD: No. No no no.

GOD: Don't sing this again

PuffyCheeks: but....

CutieCheeks: remember, prostate cancer. Dont fucking test me, lovebug.

PuffyCheeks: ....But i dont want prostate cancer... ;-;

CutieCheeks: then dont sing shit bb

PuffyCheeks: fineeeeeeeeee

SweetCheeks:

FeedMeSenpai: koda what the fuck

LightningMcQueen: this aint it chief

SweetCheeks:

LightningMcQueen: mmm this is it chief. What a daddy-

FeedMeSenpai: Koda...Why?

SweetCheeks: Izuku taught me! UwU

BisexualiTEA: Did he just speak?

FreckledCheeks: no he texted lmfao

BisexualiTEA: Shut the fuck up.

FreckledCheeks: jokes on you. The jonas brothers cant break up theyre brotherssssss

GottaGoFast: Koda, please dont hang out with Midoriya. Hes too chaotic.

FreckledCheeks: >:00000

FreckledCheeks: I would never harm koda! he's like my own father! I love him like hes my son ÙwÚ

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: Im going to murder the fucking sun.

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: Im gonna fucking fight it

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: Im gonna blast up there in weakass little space and fucking. fight. It.

GOD: ...Why?

LilMissSaltyBiTCH: Because i feel like it.

BabyShark: 👀

PuffyCheeks: 👁👄👁

FreckledCheeks: 👁👃👁
                                     👅

IShootCum: 👁👃👅👁

LightningMcQueen: 👂👁👃👅👌👌👁

FreckledCheeks:        😏
                                👊 /||\_
                                    _/¯ ¯\_

TittyCroissant: Delete yourself~

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