my human of honor🤪:
camille,,,
my human of honor🤪:
i'm here to pick you up for your damn bachelorette party that i, A MALE, has to attend AND YOU'RE LATE
the bride🤩:
up your ass
my human of honor🤪:
ohhh very nice
the bride🤩:
matter of a fact, eat shit
the bride🤩:
eat shit
the bride🤩:
eat shit
the bride🤩:
definitely eat shit
my human of honor🤪:
camille i'm serious lets go
the bride🤩:
emma ruth won't detach from me
the bride🤩:
plus chris isn't here and he always calms her down
my human of honor🤪:
aren't you her mom
the bride🤩:
if it were not for the laws of this land
the bride🤩:
i'm calling chris
my human of honor🤪:
i literally hate you
the bride🤩:
i will demote you to bridesman
my human of honor🤪:
don't you dare
hello?
hi baby daddy
we're literally getting married tomorrow
yeah about that
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'ABOUT THAT?'
i need you to come back home
what's wrong?
anthony's gonna make fun of me if i leave
it's the baby
you or the actual baby
honestly chris
it's the actual baby!!
is she okay?
she won't detach from me
and she won't go with your mom
is she hungry
nope i just fed her
just cranky?
we've never left her before, i mean let's face it we haven't had a night to ourselves for the longest time
yeah you're right
i'm on my way
can't wait to marry you tomorrow stupid
i love you
i love you 4000