Texting Yoongi

By JeonSangJae

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Hi, I'm bored and typed a random number in ... Why? Like I said, I'm bored and looking for entertainment ... More

1st text
2nd text
3th text
4th text
5th McText
6th text
Big phat 7th text
8th text
Okay but how?
9th text
10th text
11th yeet
13th text
14th text
15th text
16th teeeexxxxtttt
17th text
18th text
Near faaaar whereEEEEVVVEER YOU AREEEEE (19th text)
20th text
21st text
22nd text
23rd text
24th text because its Taehyung day ๐Ÿ’œ
25th text because yOONGI GOT ME SHOOK
26th text because AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Happy (very very late) birthday Hobi!
Quick update
28TH TEXT BECAUSE YOONGI GOT ME DEAD
29th text because its been 6 months ๐Ÿคก
30th text becaise ITS BEEN ANOTHER 6 MONTHS ๐Ÿคฉ
life update because its been 1 month more than 6 ๐Ÿคก
another life update because it just keeps throwing spikey lemons at my face

12th text

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Intellectual garden tool
IM SCREAMING
Intellectual garden tool

Intellectual garden tool
I WAS CRYING BY THE TIME JIMIN SAID ITS OKAY TO BE YOU
Intellectual garden tool
I WAS UNPREPARED AND IM NOT OKAY
Intellectual garden tool


Agrees in Korean
Alright crazy, calm yourself

Intellectual garden tool has changed to crazy

Crazy
I JUST WANT TO GIVE THEM ALL THE LOVE AND RESPECT IN THE WORLD
Crazy
THE ENTIRE TIME I WANTED TO CRY BUT AT THE SAME TIME I WAS LIKE
Crazy

Crazy
I'm dying

Agrees in Korean has been changed to grandpa

Grandpa
Okay but why

Crazy
You act like my grandpa

Grandpa
Wow

Crazy
Yes be amazed by my absolute stupidity

Grandpa
Check and check
Grandpa
What else do we need to do on the to do list?

Crazy
TO DO TODAY TO DO TODAY TO DO TODAY TO DO TODAY
Crazy
What crack have I been smoking

Grandpa
Explain the to do today thing

Crazy
I don't know, its pleasing to say, especially out loud

Grandpa
Why am I-
Grandpa
Never mind

Crazy
WAIT DID YOU DO IT?
Crazy
YOU PARTICIPATED IN MY CRAZY

Grandpa
Are you drunk?

Crazy
No but one can only wish
Crazy
ANYWAY
Crazy
BACK TO MY RANT
Crazy
THE SONG IS SO BEAUTIFUL AND WONDERDUL AND I DONT KNOW HOW WE DESERVED THESE SPARKLY MEN BUT IM SO HAPPY THEY EXIST

Grandpa

Crazy

Grandpa
I LET OUT THE UGLIEST NOISE

Crazy

Crazy

Grandpa
I think the others heard it :0

Crazy

Grandpa

Crazy
I refuse

Grandpa
I refuse your refusal

Crazy

Crazy
Also I'd like to point out the fact that you've used more then one meme in a single chapter
Crazy
Welcome to the darks side

Grandpa
I am the dark side
Grandpa
Also
Grandpa
STOP BREAKING THE 4TH WALL
Grandpa
PEOPLE HAVE TO BUILD THAT AGAIN YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT
Grandpa
PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS

Crazy
Every day, 2 out of 4 people die trying to rebuild the 4th wall
Crazy
Don't drink and drive

Grandpa
There is something seriously wrong with your mental state

Crazy
This was well known, but thanks for the update
Crazy

Grandpa
you can take that swag and shove it. up your bUTT

Crazy
No thank you, I'm too tired today :)

Grandpa
:(

Crazy
I gtg, my lunch break is over

Grandpa
Sadness intensifies

Crazy
Cry me a river

Grandpa
Lol k bye

Crazy
Bye

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It is currently 5:00 AM

Why am I up and publishing now?

I don't know

Am I sleep deprived?

Probably

Do I have a problem?

Most likely

Do I hope you guys enjoy the content?

Yes, always

Xoxo

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