Sorry, Wrong Number...//J.JK

By _EEA2_

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Me: You sneaky bitch, you thought I wouldn't notice my precious blueberry muffins going missing one by one, w... More

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Discontinuing
Special Lil Som Som
1 MIL THANK YOU!! -extra chapter

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By _EEA2_

Jk & the old hags

Th
This group chat is dead

Nj
True

Hs
U rite

Yg
I prefer it this way

Sj
Don't be like that Yg

Yg
I can be anyway I want to

Jm
We need Jae to make this group chat alive

Me

Me
I have been summoned?

Kookie🍪
No go back to your hole

Me
Ok I'll see you guys later!
*jumps in hole*

Th
No jump back out!

Me
*jumps out of hole*

Yg
You guys are such children

Me
You're just jealous we have a bigger imagination than you.
Bitch

Nj
😂😂

Sj
LOL

Yg
Did she just curse at me?

Kookie🍪
She does it all the time
It means she loves you

Hs
How do you know?

Kookie🍪
Bc she cusses at me all the time

Jm
You are actually way more stupider that I thought

Th
I wanna be loved by Jae

Me
Awww

Me

Me
This is better than a curse

Yg
A picture of an old guy holding a heart

Me
Yes

Yg
That's creepy

Me
You're creepy shitface

Yg
OK WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER

Kookie🍪
Idk

Sj
Wait
Is it that time of the month?

Jm
THATS SMART

Th
WAY TO GO HYUNG YOU SOLVED THE PROBLEM

Me

Me
NO

Nj
THEN WHAT IS IT

Me
MINJI ATE MY BLUEBERRY MUFFINS AGAIN

Hs
So?!

Me

Me
SHE KNEW I LOVED THOSE

Yg
That's not a big deal

Me
IT. WAS. THE. LAST. ONE.

Kookie🍪
OH SHIT
NOBODY TALK TO HER SHES MAD.

Nj
U can buy more

Kookie🍪
Did u not just read what I said?
Good luck, I warned you

Jm
Oh shit she's typing

Th
It's been a few minutes

Kookie🍪
We're all dead

Me
LISTEN FUCK FACE I MADE THOSE BLUE-FUCKING-BERRY MUFFINS BY MYSELF AND I HAD UNWILLINGLY GIVEN HALF OF MY BATCH TO THESE TWO LITTLE GIRLS WHO MAGICALLY CAME INTO MY DOORSTEP AND I COULDNT TELL THEM NO. YOU WANNA KNOW WHY?! GOING TO TELL YOU ANYWAYS. THEY SAID THAT "my daddy is the owner of this building and I can tell him you cussed at me, his little princess. Now pay up old lady. I want some sweets." IM NOT JOKING THATS WHAT THEY SAID. THEN I ONLY GOT TO EAT 4 OF MY MUFFINS BC FUCKING MINJI ATE 2! 2 FUCKING MUFFINS!!

Yg
Oh shit

Sj
Girl I feel you

Nj
I'm sorry for ever opening my mouth

Hs
You typed not talked

Nj
Thanks captain obvious

Hs
Your welcome

Sj
Don't worry sweetie I'll make you more muffins

Kookie🍪
Wrong move

Me

Me
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE. OR YOUR REAL FUCKING NAMES. HOW THE HELL ARE U GONNA GIVE ME MY FUCKING MUFFINS

Sj
Oh..uh haven't thought of that

Me

Yg
Just go to a fucking bakery and get a muffin

Me
But

Yg
I. Don't. Want. To. Hear. It.

Me
Ok fine

Me

Yg
Now say sorry to us for yelling at us

Hs
She wasn't really yelling though-

Yg
Shut up

Hs
Sorry

Me
I'm sorry for "yelling" at you guys

Th
Awww it's ok JaeJae

Jm
It's fine, you entertained us

Nj
No problem

Sj
It's ok but when we do meet the first thing I'll do is bake you blueberry muffins

Kookie🍪
Yg hyung how did you do that?

Yg
Do what

Kookie🍪
Get her to apologize

Yg
Idk I'm a god I guess

Me
Do you guys think I'll get to meet you guys?

Th
I hope so

Jm
Me too

Kookie🍪
ME MOREEE

Nj
I'll have to ask but I'm sure we will meet sooner or later

Me
Ask?

Nj
Did I say ask? I meant ask everyone if they are ready to meet you yet. Yeah Yg isn't ready yet

Yg
I'm not?

Nj
No. You're not.

Yg
Yeah I'm not ready yet.

Me
Okey I'll wait, I don't wanna make any of you uncomfortable. I'll wait.

Kookie🍪
That's my baby.

Jm
I JUST CHOKED

Sj
THE FUCK

Th
YAH JK WHO U CALLIN BABY

Kookie🍪
Jae is my baby. Like I am her kookie.

Hs
Aww that's actually cute

Me

Jm
That's so cute

Yg
Yeah the guy in there is one fine man

Me
IKR HE IS
YOU FINALLY ADMIT IT
IM GLAD

Kookie🍪
NO NOT THIS AGAIN

Nj
ㅋㅋㅋ

Sj
Pure gold 😂

Me

Me
JUST. LOOK. AT. HIM.

Kookie🍪
Somebody kill me now

Jm
Its ok Jk I'll fangirl over you

Another chapter! This one is just all over the place, just thought a care free one with a little bit of meaning is the way to do it! Please comment down below if you have any comments or ideas, I'd gladly take them! And also THANK YOU FOR 100 + 2 READS!! JEHDHS

Until next time,

_EEA2_

💜💜

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