BNHA Groupchat

By sapphic_wiccan

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Im a dumb ass bitch Its dumbass bitch hours Im not sorry (PS I WROTE THIS A BIT AGO AND ITS FUCKING CRINGY AS... More

We have made a grave mistake...
I regret
Oh no (Feat. Jealous Gay 1-A bois)
The Wedding
UwU Machine (ft izuku being fucking done)
Shit (ft sad af mido)
Please sleep Midoriya ( ft Trainwreck izu)
Memes (ft confused Iida being on the brink of a meltdown
Everyone shares feelings (ft everyone is insecure)
The night of the party (ft. Everyone's a mess)
just plain ol' C R A C C UwU (ft. everyones on crack UwU)
Minecraftβ„’ (Ft. rage)
Just plain odd (ft. me probably being high)
Truth or Die (Ft. these disaster children)
UwU U So Warm (ft. I dont know anymore)
Hellβ„’ (ft. hell.)
Dankkk (ft. me having not slept for days so this is what i give you-)
WhOleSome (ft....um....wholesome? sorta? kinda dirty? Whatever-)
ArEa 15 StOrm iN (ft. Izukus birthday-)
Fearβ„’ (ft. Izuku being a civilized human)
nO HoMo/heTErOβ„’ (ft. idk anymore, this whole book is a mess-)
I ApOloGiZe mY GoD FoR i haVe SinNed (Ft. me being sleep deprived)
KoDa sWoRE??? πŸ˜ΆπŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜± (NoT CliCkbAiT)
wEeD ((ft. Im so sleep deprived omfg help me-))
It all started when I invaded Russia- ((ft. Crackhead hours for the beans))
ViLlAiNs aNd hErOs TaLky TaLky (Ft. Mama Momo and Mamagiri become mom buddies)
Stolen McDonaldsβ„’ (Ft. Just some noice ass random convos between our kids)
Todoroki, no- (ft. more talky time for the pokeball and more emo time)
ShOpPiNg AnD mEmeInG (Ft. me writing these beans because I was told to)
Izuwuku is missing and uraraka goes ape shit (ft bakuhoe x Blackmail)
Being a functional human? Who's she? (ft. some emotional izuku for your health)
iM rUnnInG oN sPitE AnD fUrY ((FT. these fuckers being random and tired smh))
NeKo nEkO NiI bItCh (FT. Bakuhoe saying his nuts are plus ultra powerful-)
kIdNapPiNg iN ThE nAmE oF VsCo ((Ft. some extra dummy thicc Danny DeVito))
cOnvErTiNg PeOpLe fOr EBoYiSm (FT. angry tsu = scary tsu + Sorta important note
our kids answer weird, kinky questions (this is a 2 time thing dont @ me uwu)
ThE aNtS 😠🐜 aNd cAnNiBaLiSm πŸ˜πŸ™ (FT. this whole chapter is 1 big fever dream
sTaNk gAnG πŸ˜³πŸ‘ŒπŸ€‘πŸ˜°πŸ˜­ (FT. Tea is spilt and now I stink like fucking tea :/ ))
tHe RaNcH (ft. joe mama πŸ‘…πŸ˜β€πŸ˜)
sOfT hOuRS ((Ft. my babys being idiots but sOfT idiots πŸ’ž))
vIbe ChEcK 😘😜😞😈😳(ft tongue drama and tears βœŠπŸ˜”πŸ‘Š)
mIcRoDiCk BitCh (pls dear god end my life)
Heelys to escape thous feelys (Idrk m8)
Yes
Shiver me timbers πŸ₯³πŸ˜ (ft Aoyamas fairy comments and him being a mean twink)
horny kids and tired teachers (ft. they all so horny pls remove their rights-)
J A I L literally (ft. they found fanart fuck)
oOoOh GoOn (ft gays fighting and sugardaddy hisoka)

Kaminaris Birthday (ft. my pika baby getting love)

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Chat Name Guide

Midoriya: FreckledCheeks
Uraraka: PuffyCheeks
Iida: GottaGoFast
Tsuyu: CutieCheeks
Todoroki: Canada
Bakugo: GordenRamsey
Kirishima: BabyShark
Kaminari: LightningMcQueen
Sero: AlanSwift
Mina: IShootCum
Jiro: BisexualiTEA
Momo: GOD
Tokoyami: WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy
Shouiji: HentaiDaddy
Ojiro: KarateMonkey
Hagakure: InvisiBitch
Aoyama: TittyCroissant
Koda: SweetCheeks
Sato: FeedMeSenpai
Shinso: PleaseSleep

Temporary chat name guide

Mineta: SourGrape
All Might: Twunk
Aizawa: Daddy
Present Mic: COCKatoo
Midnight: Sadist
Nezu: Furry2.0

((I know I'm late, you can kill me if you want. I'm cool with it-))

FreckledCheeks: HAPPY BIRTHDAY PIKA BABYYYY

FreckledCheeks: I GOT YOU A PRESENT TO SHOW MY LOVE AND APPRECIATION FOR YOU BRO

LightningMcQueen:

BisexualiTEA: Oh yea, happy birthday Kami.

IShootCum: We've been waiting for this moment kami

LightningMcQueen: im ready-

GottaGoFast: Oh god.

IShootCum: HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAMI

LightningMcQueen: I cant sweem-

PuffyCheeks: I loved that

FeedMeSenpai: Midoriya forced me to make you a Pikachu themed cake...

FreckledCheeks: I DID AND I HAD MOMo MAKE YOU PIKACHU STREAMERS AND ANOTHER PIKACHU ONESIE

FreckledCheeks: I HAVE A BULBASAUR ONESIE AND URARAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA HAS A JIGGLY PUFF ONE

FreckledCheeks: MINA ALSO HAS A CLEFAIRY ONE

IShootCum: YEET WE HAVING A NOICE ASS PARTY FOR U AND THE 4 OF US ARE GONNA BE MATCHINNNNNNN

GOD: Thats why you had me make a bunch of Pokemon things...

GOD: Happy birthday, son!

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: He's crying.

Canada: Who?

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Kaminari.

FreckledCheeks: WHY IS MY PIKACHU BABY CRYING??? ILL  M U R D E R

AlanSwift: You honestly need to chill

FreckledCheeks: Chill? Thats Todorokis job

FreckledCheeks: lmao get it? Because he has an ice quirk?

FreckledCheeks: Im funny you guys are just assholes.

SweetCheeks: ( ´ ∀ ')ノ~ ♡

FreckledCheeks: Aw im glad you liked my joke Koda UwU

IShootCum: ur getting off track izu

FreckledCheeks: oh shit my bad

PuffyCheeks: anywhooooo

FreckledCheeks: WHY THE FUCK IS KAMINARI CRYING

LightningMcQueen: I just love u guys so much-

HentaiDaddy: This is so emotional...

GordenRamsey: Its fucking revolting.

FreckledCheeks: its a goOD THING IM AN EMOTIONAL WRECK ILL CRY WITH YOU KAMI-

BabyShark: You guys are just so manly...

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Oh goddamnit now Kirishima, Izuku, and Kaminari are hugging and sobbing. Make them stop-

FeedMeSenpai: Uraraka and Mina are joining in

BisexualiTEA: They're just...crying??

WelcomeToTheGreatDepressy: Yup.

BisexualiTEA: Gross.

FeedMeSenpai: lmao Tsu and Yaoyorozu joined

BisexualiTEA: Oh for fucks sakes, Momo. Now I have to join-

GottaGoFast: Sorry to cut this crying session short, but can we just focus on the party?

LightningMcQueen: GO MAKE MY PARTY AWESOME OR ILL CRY-

IShootCum: And i oop

FreckledCheeks: Last night i woke up at 2am and just sat in the kitchen by myself while eating cereal.

FreckledCheeks: And I hate cereal. Like a lot.

LightningMcQueen: weird flex but okay

AlanSwift: That was random as fuck but whatever at this point

PleaseSleep: Lmao mood

FreckledCheeks: Shit i got distracted again

FreckledCheeks: 1) SLEEP SHINSO 2) I HAVE DECIDED TO INCLUDE MY SHIN BABES BIRTHDAY PARTY IN THIS BIRTHDAY

GOD: But Shinsos birthday isnt until July First ((Lets pretend im not two days fucking late-))

FreckledCheeks: I know but 1) the author is too lazy to make a second chapter for Shinso since she has no ideas

FreckledCheeks: and 2) it's easier!

Canada: The author?

LightningMcQueen: Only her favorite characters know she exists

SweetCheeks: ( ´ ∀ ')

GordenRamsey: WELL HOW COME I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHO SHE IS

PuffyCheeks: because youre a dick.

IShootCum: and i oop

GottaGoFast: Focus, people. Focus.

GOD: Right! So, do you need me to go buy a meme themed cake?

PleaseSleep: Please dont. I really dont need a party, especially of it's going to be planned by you chaotic shits.

FreckledCheeks: lmao too late. I already sent iida to yeet to the store and buy shit.

PuffyCheeks: lmao i don't know who needs to hear this but Katy purry and Draco Meowfoy are kinda sorta fucking in the bathtub

FreckledCheeks: HOW DID KATY GET OUT OF MY ROOM WTF

PleaseSleep: if there are babies i call dibs on two

HentaiDaddy: I really dont understand why we still have cats. Please get rid of them

FreckledCheeks: but shoujiiii! Theyre so cutee! Theyre our babies UwU

PuffyCheeks: we cant disown our babies and toss them into the streets

CutieCheeks: Only villains do that.

HentaiDaddy: Fine, but I'm not taking care of hundreds of little demons running around and screeching at 3am.

PuffyCheeks: We know. That's what Iida is for UwU

GottaGoFast: I never agreed to that.

FreckledCheeks: I know but I'm baby UwU

GottaGoFast: What? What does that even mean?

GOD: Hey, leave him alone. He's baby.

GottaGoFast: What??

FreckledCheeks:

GordenRamsey: He's baby. Just leave him alone.

FreckledCheeks: I'm baby! UwU

GottaGoFast: You know what? Whatever. I bought the supplies, by the way.

FreckledCheeks: Yay! Thank youuuuu!

FreckledCheeks: FUCK I ALMOST FORGOT IM SUCH A FUCKING DICK

FreckledCheeks: TELL YOUR BROTHER I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODO

Canada: Oh sure. That was extra as fuck, though.

FreckledCheeks: y'know what? I try to be nice but youre all so toxic ;-;

LightningMcQueen: Ill make you feel better ;)

LightningMcQueen:

IShootCum: I thought he was gonna say somethin else but continue.

FreckledCheeks: Did...you just send me a fucking fortnite meme?

LightningMcQueen: yeet

FreckledCheeks: I need you to leAVE

FreckledCheeks: party is cancelled. We're only celebrating our precious sleep deprived baby UwU

PleaseSleep: :)

LightningMcQueen: waIT IM SORRYYYY

BisexualiTEA: Lmaooooooo

BabyShark: I just broke a chair...

LightningMcQueen: use ramen to fix it lmao

GordenRamsey: Shut the absolute fuck up.

LightningMcQueen: hey! Dont you have to be nice?

GordenRamsey: The power of my pure rage got me out of the stupid fucking dare.

FreckledCheeks: who would win? Keanu Reeves or Danny DeVito?

GottaGoFast: I...dont know??

CutieCheeks: Maybe Keanu. Only because he's an angel.

FreckledCheeks: both are my daddies so i cant pick

LightningMcQueen: lmao what if we kissed

IShootCum: Wanna see a cool picture?

PuffyCheeks:


IShootCum:

FreckledCheeks:

PuffyCheeks:

LightningMcQueen:


GordenRamsey: Fucking quit it. Stop it right now.

GOD: Yes, please do stop. I kind of really hate those images.

FreckledCheeks: only cause you asked nicely UwU

GottaGoFast: Momo and I set the party up for you guys. So hurry up and eat the cake before I send you all to your rooms without electronics.

IShootCum: weird flex but okii

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