Me: *walks inside the house and sees a dead person* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!
Japan: What?
Me: There is a dead person in your house Japan!!!
Japan: Wha- Oh! I-I did not see that there......>.>
Me: Why would you kill this person?! Tell me what happened Japan......
Japan: Well, I was in my room........
Me: Yes...
Japan: Then, this guy walks in........
Me: Yep....
Japan: And I may or may not have stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ^_^
Me: O_O
Japan: ^_^
Me: THAT KILLS PEOPLE JAPAN!!!!
Japan: Oh.....yeah I didn't know that......
Me: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT?! *looks at dead person* ........where are his hands?.......they're missing........
Japan: Well, I may or may not have cooked them up and ate them..........
Me: EWWWW!!! JAPAN!!!!
Japan: I was hungry......and only hands could satisfy my hunger....^_^
Me: JAPAN!! What is wrong with you?!
Japan: Um.....I kill people and I eat hands.....that's 2 things....
Me: O_o
America: I know who's gonna be in my survival group during a zombie apocalypse. ^_^