MIN YOONGI:
help
MIN YOONGI:
a girl just asked for
my number
KIM JISOO:
pft
KIM JISOO:
that girl has no taste
in boys 😪
YOU:
ooooh
YOU:
is she cute?
MIN YOONGI:
hm yeah
YOU:
then give her your
number 😜
MIN YOONGI:
but she's like in high school
YOU:
whuut how could you make
such an assumptioN c'mon
don't be a pussy and just give
your number
MIN YOONGI:
she's literally wearing
our hs uniform
MIN YOONGI:
what should i do
YOU:
oof
YOU:
tell her you're too
old for her
KIM JISOO:
lmaoo yoongo lookin'
like a fucken granpapi
MIN YOONGI:
she doesn't buy it
MIN YOONGI:
sigh is it my fault i have the
looks of a high school boy 😔
KIM JISOO:
no,, not at all
KIM JISOO:
it's your fault you have the
height of a high school boy 😔
YOU:
MIN YOONGI:
stfu
MIN YOONGI:
what do i do now???
MIN YOONGI:
this girl won't go away!!
YOU:
then just tell her you don't
want to give your number
KIM JISOO:
tell her you don't have
a number
MIN YOONGI:
are you tryna make me
look like a dumb person??
KIM JISOO:
oh no honey, no
KIM JISOO:
you ain't a dumb person,
you're a dumb rat
YOU:
ooh shite strike 2 bitch
MIN YOONGI:
MIN YOONGI:
sigh i should've known
both of you wouldn't
help me
MIN YOONGI:
i gave her my number lozers
YOU:
you what—?
KIM JISOO:
oomf i think i hear the cops
coming,, i can hear them go
"pEDO PEDO PEDO" 🚨
MIN YOONGI:
but i didn't even hit on her??
KIM JISOO:
but yOU'RE ABOUT TO
MIN YOONGI:
KIM JISOO:
you literally just gave
her your phone number??
MIN YOONGI:
bitch when tf did i
even do that???
KIM JISOO:
KIM JISOO:
i gOT rEcEipTS
KIM JISOO:
YOU:
lol r u okay yoongs
KIM JISOO:
this dumb bitch even spelled
lozers wrong pft we all know
it should be spelled as loosers
YOU:
...
YOU:
KIM JISOO:
wbk, yoongo's stoopid
YOU:
i wasn't even referring
to yoongi...
MIN YOONGI:
you dumb bitches thought
i gave her my phone number??
MIN YOONGI:
you're all boo boo the fools, i
gave her my plate number
YOU:
...but you don't even
have a car
MIN YOONGI:
YOU:
bUT IT'S A FACT???
KIM JISOO:
ugh what am i doing hanging
out with two loossers 🙄
KIM JISOO:
this👏queen👏deserves👏more👏
MIN YOONGI:
shut up
KIM JISOO:
YOU:
wait holup
YOU:
yoongi actually went outside
his house today??
YOU:
KIM JISOO:
*gasp*
MIN YOONGI:
calm yo dicks, i just went to
the nearby convenience store
to get sum bleach
KIM JISOO:
smH i can't believe my
nephew just called me fat
KIM JISOO:
he must be damn blind
YOU:
pft told you it's time
you go on a diet
KIM JISOO:
oH HELL NAW
KIM JISOO:
just thinking of that nasty
four-letter d word makes
me shiver
KIM JISOO:
y'all know i can't say goodbye
to my beloved french fries, pizza,
and chicken 🥺
KIM JISOO:
KIM JISOO:
i DOn'T WANNA BE LIKE THAT ^
MIN YOONGI:
but your nephew's right tho
MIN YOONGI:
fat jisoo
KIM JISOO:
bitch u better shut yo ass up
MIN YOONGI:
make me
KIM JISOO:
oh i'll make you shut up alright
KIM JISOO:
YOU:
OMFG KSHSKSHJSHDDKHD
HDKDHDKHD I'M WHEEZINF
MIN YOONGI:
yOU DID NOT JUST—
YOU:
MIN YOONGI:
DELETE THAT
KIM JISOO:
MIN YOONGI:
sigh what's the point
of arguing
MIN YOONGI:
just you wait, kim jisoup. i'll
get back at you some time
KIM JISOO:
oH rEaLly???
KIM JISOO:
well then
KIM JISOO: