"Welcome back to Total Drama Island!"
"It's been a long time since you last saw our campers slugging it out for the one hundred thousand dollar grand prize! Since the competition came to it's shocking and dramatic conclusion,"
"our campers have had some time to snack on some real food,"
"no offense, Chef,"
take a hot shower, get their stuff back, and even peruse their emails from home!"
"There were losers, okay, lots of losers! Hahahaha! But, there was only one winner, Owen."
"The youngest of three brothers and a hardcore under achiever, turned out to be the suprise champ! Without much knowledge, ambition, fitness, or even charm, he ended up with one massive prize! He's planning a wicked tropical party for all his fellow campers this winter! But, first, their gonna move their booties for one final poolside rap party!"
"And tomorrow, everyone's heading for home. Or are they???"
"Find out here on..."
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It's been a few days since the dramatic conclusion of Total Drama Island. Now, everyone resides at Playa de Losers, just having a good time. Owen is enjoying being a winner and celebrating with Izzy, and Gwen, while wishing she had won, is still happy for Owen and enjoys her relaxation with Trent as they both sit on the edge of the pool. Tyler throws a frisbee across it to Cody, who is more than happy that the show is over. "Alright!" he shouts. "No more challenges or alliances. We can finally just hang!" He throws the frisbee back to Tyler, but ends up losing his balance and falls into the pool, making a rather big splash. The frisbee soars through the backyard of Playa de Losers. It makes it's way pass Geoff and Bridgette making out in the hot tub, as well as Tyler, who jumps up and attempts to grab it with both hands, but misses. He chases after the plastic disc and ends up running straight into a light post.
Meanwhile...
Chef cooks some hot dogs on the grill, while Owen, Izzy, and Eva enjoy their time at the snack table, nearby. Izzy chucks a few marshmallows and takes a few sips of her drink. She then belches out a roaring burp. Owen is ecstatic and bows to wild red head. "You are a marshmallow goddess" he says, making her smile. Izzy then turns to Eva, who was roped into the eating contest. Clearly, she's had enough as she holds her stomach in pain."37's not bad, Eva!" Izzy tells her. "Besides, with a little practice you'll be burping like--BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPP!!!"
Izzy's belch is so loud and so powerful, that it actually moves Lindsay and Beth from one side of the pool and across the water, sending them sitting on the opposite side, joining Gwen, Cody, and Trent. Owen's mouth hangs wide open, letting two marshmallows escape it. "I think I'm in love with you." Owen bends down and kisses Izzy's hand, just as she starts to cover her mouth. She jerks away her hand from Owen and looks around. She darts towards the grill, where Chef is cooking some burgers, and throws up all over them. "Ew...hehe...that was gross. Okay, um...who wants some hot dogs?" She grabs a nearby plate of the hot dogs that Chef was cooking earlier and walks back over to her group, leaving Chef with no hot dogs, a burger covered in throw up, and a sour frown on his face.
"How can you not love a woman who barfs like a guy and come back for more?"
Meanwhile...
Harold sees his dream girl, Leshawna, and starts showing off his skinny muscle-less body. "Hi, Leshawna" he says. "Hey there, Sugar Baby! Mmm-mmm...you got game, baby. You been workin' out?" Harold beams at her. "You noticed" he says right before jumping into her arms and pulling out a pair of yellow flowers. "These are for you!" Leshawna's smile fades and puts Harold down. "Listen, Harold, I gotta talk to you about all that. See...you and me..."
"Uh-huh..."
"On the dock...I just got all...emotional back there. Y'know with the elimination and all...I think we moved way too fast." Harold lowers his head in disappointment. "Oh...okay. So can I still talk to you and stuff?" Leshawna smiles at him again. "Harold, you are the funkiest, baddest, strangest white boy I have ever met. You and me are like this." She crosses her index and middle finger together, symbolizing their bond. "Alright!" Harold rejoices. "So you wanna go behind the bushes and make out?" Leshawna frowns. "Did you not hear a word I just said?! Look, I gotta go." She walks off, leaving a sad, yet determined Harold alone. "I'll win you over, Leshawna! I love you!!"
"Yeah. Leshawna and I are pretty tight. I'm sure we'll hook up after the show's over. Maybe move in together when we're like, thirty. I'd have to ask my mom first, but I'm sure it'd be alright. Maybe she'd let us have the basement. That'd be cool!"
Meanwhile...
Leshawna sits down with Gwen and Trent. "I think the best thing of playing this stupid game was meeting the two of you" Gwen speaks up. "I feel the same way" says Trent. "No doubt" Leshawna replies. Gwen pulls out a few pictures, telling them how she can't wait for thwm to meet her friends back home. "This is Marilyn, Pixie Corps, and Reeper." The first girl, Marilyn, is wearing a black dress, but it's not too long, so she's also wearing leggings underneath. The dress is so short, it could be considered a skirt that's just attached to a shoulder-less, sleeveless shirt. On her hands, she is wearing fingerless pink gloves.
Her face and neck are covered in white face paint and eyeshadow. Her short pink hair flops over her forehead while she gives a sour frown at the camera. The next girl, Pixie Corps, has long midnight blue hair and doesn't seem to have any makeup on her, although she still looks pale with her natural skin. Her outfit is a black crop top with spaghetti straps wrapped around her shoulders. She has on what look like sleeves, but they only go from her forearm to her hand, leaving open her shoulders and hands. Below her torso is a rather large belt with a skull shaped buckle. The last girl, Reeper, isn't as...creative looking as the others. She seems to wear a regular shirt, but, has giant multicolored bracelets around both wrists.
Her hair looks like it was struck by lightning, giving it a look that's a combination of the Bride of Frankenstein and Albert Einstein. While the other pictures have the girls just scowl at the camera, Reeper seems to try and get the camera away from her. As Leshawna and Trent look at each other, worryingly, Cody and Tyler continue throwing their frisbee. It hits Tyler in the face, causing him to fall into the pool. As he struggles to swim, Lindsay and Beth rejoice at the fact that Lindsay's friends are throwing a 'Welcome Home' party for her. DJ sees his friend in trouble and after putting on his life vest, he jumps in to save Tyler. But, strangely, Tyler ends up carrying him out of the water and getting the liquid out of his lungs.
As he does that, Harold and Noah walk by, with Harold telling a very disinterested Noah about what he knows about the Vermin Family. He offers his journal for Noah to look at, which he quickly declines. They keep walking and pass by the hot tub, where Geoff and Bridgette are still making out like crazy. Bridgette giggles and gets an idea. She walks over to the other side and presses a button to make more bubbles. This suprises Geoff, as the tub feels even better now. He looks ahead to see Bridgette with a devilish smirk on her face. She lunges forward at him and unintentionally scratches his eye. "Ooow!!" he shouts in pain. "Oh! Sorry!" Bridgette quickly blurts out. She looks at it for a second and then gets another idea. As they both sink into the water, she kisses it.
Meanwhile...
Duncan is dancing, while Courtney is sulking about how much she wants to go home. "What happened to that crazy chick who helped me raid the camp kitchen?" Duncan asks. "I'm over this stupid show" Courtney sighs. "I lost the competition, my pathetic lawyer lost my lawsuit, and now I just wanna go home, study for my LSAT's, and work on my class president campaign." Duncan is bored by all of this. "Wow. Hello, Debbie Downer. C'mon, relax! It's almost over. I thought you'd be happy."
"I AM happy!!" It gets a little quiet, thanks to Courtney's outburst.
Meanwhile...
Heather walks by the pool where Gwen, Leshawna, and Trent can see the back of her bald head. They snicker as they see a smiley face is on the back of it without Heather knowing it. "Oh, brutal!" Trent chortles. "Yeah, I did that!" Leshawna brags. "What's so funny?" Heather asks.
"Okay, you know you'd had done the same thing if you were me. After all that girl did to the rest of us over the last eight weeks, she's lucky I didn't tattoo it on her head!"
Suddenly, footsteps can be heard across the pavement. You all soon look in the same direction and see that Chris is walking by with a suitcase. Chef snatches the check from Owen and walks over to his co-host, who walks over to Duncan and Courtney and sets the suitcase down. "Hello, campers!" Everyone scowls at Chris, not wanting any part of what he has planned. "Haha, that's ex-campers to you" Duncan tells him. "Yeah, your twisted game is over, remember?" says Heather. "We'll see about that" Chris whispers into Chefs ear. The two chuckle and soon face everyone.
"Congratulations to our winner. Owen, you played hard, fought hard, ate hard, and farted harder! Not sure why, but you beat every other person on this island and your pockets will soon be stuffed with cheddar!!" The whole group cheers for Owen throughout Play de Losers, making him feel pretty good. He then starts to get hungry, since Chris mentioned cheddar. "But what I'm about to offer you may change all that. Inside this suitcase is ONE...MILLION...DOLLARZZA!!" Chef holds the case over his head in glory. "We had our PA's make a cardboard cutout of this awesome new prize" Chris says as a few helicopters fly over the island holding a giant check. "WE WENT THREW A LOT OF CARDBOARD TO MAKE THIS!!!" Chris yells. "Owen, my man, this mlion dollars could be yours. All you have to do, is figure where we're about to find it and bring it to the Dock of Shame before anyone else does."
"You're telling us that we all have a chance to win a million dollars?" Gwen asks. Chris replies with a yes and asks Owen if he wants to take the challenge. With his usual enthusiasm, Owen accepts, making Chef tear up the old check. "That's the spirit, Owen!" Chris exclaims as he hands the case over to an intern to hide it. "Throughout the day, I'll give you all hints through the loudspeakers so you're not completely lost."
"Okay, this just got interesting again."
The challenge soon begins and Owen sprints off to find the money. Turns out, Playa de Losers isn't completely disconnected from the island. As Owen cheerfully goes on his search, the rest of you stay, with frowns on your faces. "Lemme get this straight" Heather says. "After messing with our heads for eight weeks, you expect us to start running around thr island like idiots all over again?!"
"That's right" Chris replies. "But how do we know you didn't stuff that case with bricks or somethin'?" Leshawna asks. "You don't" Chris tells her. More and more campers start ignoring Chris' advances and try to go back to relaxing. "Fine, suit yourselves" Chris says. "I'm sure Owen will be happy to have no competition while he make the easiest million dollars in TV history." His words don't seem to work, as you all stand your ground. Chris looks around to see you all frowning at him and not leaving to go find the million. Suddenly, you all start to hear Owen's laughs about how he's going to be rich. The pressure starts to get to all of you, making you all wonder what if you had the million. Like moths to a flame, you all get up and sprint off to find the money. Unfortunately, you all run at the same time and end up falling over on each other.
"Hey, I've got an idea!" Beth says. "Let's work together as a team! We can split the prize 22 ways and share it!" A moment of silence hits the group before everyone immediately goes back to try and get the money for themselves. You struggle to get up as you hold out your hand for assistance. You feel someone pull you out and see that it's Lindsay. "Are you okay?" she asks before giving you a quick peck on the cheek. "I am now" you say, making her smile. "Come on! Let's go get that money!"
"Can you guys be in my group?" You turn around to see Beth with her usual, sweet, brace-filled grin. "Always" you tell her. "Can I come too?" Ezekiel gets up, hoping that you'll except him. "Should we?" you ask Beth. "Hmm..." She walks over to him. "Okay...but you have to be respectful of us girls. Deal?" She hold out her hand to the smiling Ezekiel. "Ya, okay!" he says, shaking her hand, violently. "People, it's your lucky day." You look straight ahead to see that Heather is talking to you. "I am gonna help you find this million dollars."
"No thanks, Heather" Beth says, waving her hand. "We have enough people already."
"Excuse me? Lindsay???" Heather tries reaching out to her former manipulated alliance partner, but it doesn't work. "Sorry, Hannah" she replies. "Good luck, though!"
"You're bringing Homeschool with you, but not me?!?"
"Uh-huh!"
"Oh, and P.S" Beth jumps back in, "someone drew a happy face on the back of your head!!" You all turn and walk off, laughing.
Two Hours Later...
Chris announces his first hint of the challenge. "It's just hangin' around." You search through vast amounts of trees, searching their branches and leaves, thoroughly. Well, at least you do. Lindsay and Beth mainly talk to each other, while Ezekiel mostly follow where you guys go and nothing else. "Oh, I just saw this pretty dress online!" Lindsay says, looking at her phone. She shows it to Beth, who asks if she could get one herself. Lindsay replies with a definite 'no'. "Hey, isn't that--"
"Shhhhhh!!!" Ezekiel was about to say something when he was interrupted by Beth. "Gives us a little girl time here??" You look back to see Ezekiel with a sour face. "What did you see?" you ask. "Uuuhhh...I don't even remember" he says. You look at him with concern. "Okay..."
Later...
"Attention, Campers! The case is wet! I repeat! The case is wet!" At this point, your group has searched a good chunk of the island and is headed towards the beach area. "Quick!! Everyone in the water!!" you yell out. "We're totally gonna find it first!" Lindsay exclaims. Beth asks you all what would you do with your $333,333.33 and Lindsay asks if that's enough to buy a country. "Yeah, but just a small one, eh?" Ezekiel replies. "Ooh! France is small, right?" Lindsay asks. Ezekiel than sees what you've all been looking for. "Hey! Isn't that the case?!?"
"That's it!!" says Lindsay. "We found it!" Beth exclaims. "Oh my gosh I'm so gonna be the queen of France!!!" Lindsay squeals with excitement. Suddenly, a hook latches onto the handle of the case and pulls it out of Lindsay's arms. "It's a flying case!!" Lindsay says, still cheerful. You look across the waters to see Duncan using a fishing pole to help him and Courtney get the case. "Come on! Put some muscle into it!!" she orders. "Spin that reel!!"
"Can it, sister, I'm reeling as fast as I can!!" Duncan barks back. Just as he pulls it our of the water, an alligator jumps out of the water and snaps his mouth shut, trapping the case inside. "Hey!! That alligator stole our briefcase!!" Courtney yells. "What are alligators doing in Muskoka?!" Duncan asks. "Well don't stand there!! Go get it!!" Courtney demands. Duncan plunges into the water, wrestling the alligator, across the waves. The fight gets too close to your group, so you run off. Personally, you're not too afraid, but Lindsay is, so you run off with her anyway. You all soon end up back at camp, where you all go hide in the washrooms. "Why are we in here?" Ezekiel asks. "Let's just stay in here for s little bit till this all blows over!" Lindsay says, clinging onto you. You don't seem to mind, so you say nothing.
Later...
Lindsay and Beth are just talking now, as if nothing happened in the first place, so you suggest to leave the washrooms. As you all walk out, the girls continue their conversation. "And I was like, 'Yes, you can wear pink with red' and she was like, 'No you can't!' Wow, that's a pretty case. Anyways, so, I--"
"It's the case!" Beth calls out. As Lindsay picks it up, you hear a plane engine above you. You look up to see Heather fall out of it, with a parachute. The plane goes down, slashing against the diving board from the 'Phobia Factor' challenge, where a lot of people are on. The wing falls off, landing on the edge of the pool of green jelly. Heather lands right next to Lindsay with ease, trapping you, Beth, and Ezekiel in the parachute. "Wow...you can fly!!" Lindsay says in awe.
"Lindsay, can I please have the case?" Heather asks. "Well, since you said please..." Lindsay willingly hands the case over, just as you and Beth set yourselves free. "Not so fast, Last Airbender!! FIRE!!!" Eva, and Noah all dump buckets of water onto Heather, making her scream in disgust. "Aaahhh!!! Get this off me!! Get this fish off my head!! Uuugghh!! I can feel it on my scalp!!" Izzy then runs out of nowhere and uses her bucket to slam it onto Heather's head and snatches the case. "Alright!! I'm a millionaire-ess!!" Izzy cheers as she runs off with the case. She doesn't get too far, as she trips and drops the case, but quickly starts chasing after it. As Gwen and Trent pass your group, you leave Ezekiel and chase them along with Lindsay and Beth.
Meanwhile...
The diving board soon breaks and plummets down to the pool full of jelly. Cody, Tyler, Katie, Sadie, and Courtney all fall in, while the rest of the group, still on the diving board, slide off the broken plane wing, sending them on a sled-like ride across the island, snatching Heather, who is still connected to her parachute. Duncan, who is now riding the moose is not too far behind you. Everyone and the case approaches the Dock of Shame and falls in the water. You look around for Lindsay in the maze of bodies swimming up for air.
You soon find her and pull yourselves up to the surface. You all look around for tbw case and soon find it a few feet away from all of you. And then it gets eaten by a shark. "Great!! Now what?!" Leshawna yells, angrily. Chris and Chef soon land on their helicopter and Chris gets out to tal to all of you. "So....you lost the case. Way. To. Go. I didn't want to have to do this, but since none of the fourteen of you officially won, you all officially tied. Which means, that you will all have another shot in winning the million dollars." This makes everyone excited, but then Chris drops the major bombshell, that changes the mood completely. "In season two!!"
"Oh, forget this!" Duncan rebels. "I didn't agree to season two!"
"Actually you did!" Chris fires back. "It's called the fine print! Read it! Live it! Llllllove it!"
"I HATE the fine print!" Gwen growls. The others that fell in the jelly soon make it to the Dock to recive some bad news. "As for the rest of you" Chris announces, "your treasure hunt ends here! Along with all your hopes of ever winning any money off of being on this show! The good news, though? You'll be watching all the action on season two from the sidelines!"
"Wait a minute!!" Courtney protests. "I wanna be on season two!!"
"Tut tut tut tut! Fine print!"
"Yes this is soo awesome!" Izzy exclaims. "Escope is comin' back! Escope is coooomin' back!!" Most of you have no idea who or what Izzy is talking about. "This is so exciting!" Beth says. "Lindsay, if you win and you buy France, will you have me over?"
"For sure!" Lindsay replies.
"In exactly two days, you will all report to a brand new location for a whole new challenge and the last one standing will receive...One...Million...Dollars!!! So don't forget to tune in to..."
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