"It's just SFX-For-Dummies."
"Looks can be deceiving."
"I am Mysterio! Master of Illusions! Master of all!"
"Maybe THIS will make you remember who really pulls the strings around here!"
"Spider-man ain't shet."
"With me it's all about misdirection."
"I wouldn't trust me on this. I lie about pretty much anything."
"Spider-man has no rights!"
"Lights camera action!"
"It's time for my close up!"
"Now you see him, now you don't!"
"The weight on my shoulders is heavy, or maybe that's just the helmet- but no matter!"
"A magician always keeps his secrets!"
"I'm a bibbidi bobbidi bastard!"
"Showmanship is a dying art form."
"Never fear, [or do, I don't really care] Mysterio is here!"
"That's just showbiz baby!"