you:
soonyi guess what
✨c.soonyi:
taehyung you are literally sitting right next to me why are you texting me
you:
it's important
✨c.soonyi:
shrek 7 is coming out??
you:
even more important than that
✨c.soonyi:
well dang
✨c.soonyi:
what is it?
you:
i...
you:
just...
✨c.soonyi:
...can we speed this up??
you:
no
you:
anyways
you:
as i was saying
you:
i
you:
just
you:
ki**ed
you:
someone
✨c.soonyi:
yO WHAT THE FUCK
✨c.soonyi:
YOU KILLED SOMEONE??
✨c.soonyi:
oh my god was it hoseok
✨c.soonyi:
i bet it was hoseok nOO
✨c.soonyi:
oH mY FUCKING GOD HE FUCKIN DEAD DUDE
you:
dude stop crying tf
you:
i didn't kill hoseok
✨c.soonyi:
yOU KILLED JUNGKOOK INSTEAD
✨c.soonyi:
YOU MONSTER
✨c.soonyi:
actually no wait i'd kill jungkook too
✨c.soonyi:
bitch stole my whole ass pillow because 'it's fluffy' bITCH get yo ass down to the shop and bUY YOUR OWN
you:
...
you:
k
you:
but as i was saying
you:
i didn't kill hoseok or jungkook
you:
i didn't kill anybody
you:
you were supposed to read ki**ed as kissed but ur brain is fucked i guess
✨c.soonyi:
oh
✨c.soonyi:
oHHH
✨c.soonyi:
whoops lmao
✨c.soonyi:
but dude.. ion wanna scare u or anything but 😳👉👈 i just kissed someone too
you:
whaT
you:
nAni!!??1!1??1!
you:
wait who
✨c.soonyi:
bitch i-
you:
oH
you:
oh
you:
u kissed me lmao
✨c.soonyi:
you:
✨c.soonyi:
you:
how do you have memes for every situation
✨c.soonyi:
it's called being prepared 😤
✨c.soonyi:
and also not having a life
you:
and i oop
you:
wait wait soonyi
you:
why don't some couples go to the gym
✨c.soonyi:
??????
you:
because some relationships just don't work out
✨c.soonyi:
that was the dumbest joke-
you:
shUT UP I LITERALLY WATCHED YOU LAUGH AT IT
✨c.soonyi:
...
✨c.soonyi:
you:
ur ass ain't going anywhere bitch
✨c.soonyi:
wait no get oFF
✨c.soonyi:
stOP SITTING ON ME YOURE HEAVY
✨c.soonyi:
ica nt brethee taehyUng ge tyour fAT ASS offm eE
you:
y'all hear sumn
✨c.soonyi:
taehyung i will literally break your spinal column stOp
you:
love u too 😞
✨c.soonyi:
u can't say tHAT we ain't friends yet 😳
you:
????
you:
1. try me and 2. ???? fuck u mean we ain't friends we kinda just like kissed 😳
✨c.soonyi:
i mean like
✨c.soonyi:
b*yFRIEND and gi**FRIEND
✨c.soonyi:
u know
you:
awh
you:
cute
✨c.soonyi:
i'll break ur nose
you:
why u blushing so much
you:
lmao someone's a bit red
you:
tomato lookin ass
✨c.soonyi:
shUT UP ur mean and i hate u 😡
you:
why u blushing so much then 🥵
you:
wAIT NO DONT ATTACK ME
you:
oh shit TODDLER INCOMINGNDIDID JSMW ban jaindjb
✨c.soonyi:
>:)