La'Quan Jamal West
Next day
"Uncle" I heard LJ say from the left side of Honey
"Huh?" I answered half sleep this nigga don't go to sleep ever since he got this ipad, I regret buying it now
"Can I use your charger my iPad dead" he said as I unwrapped Honey's arms from around me, I pushed her tickling ass curls out the way
"Ask Jas she'll let you use hers" I said putting my two percent phone on charger
"Babe come closer I'm cold" Honey whined as I kissed her all over her face
"You a baby" I said tickling her
"Stawwwppp" she said laughing
"Say good morning big daddy first" I said as she laughed harder
"Good morning baby daddy" she said as I stopped
"That's even better than big daddy so imma leave you alone... our kids gone be cute as fuck, look at us" I said grabbing her phone taking a picture, before posting it on my Instagram
"You got too much baby fever" she said straddling my lap
"I really wish we was going home for New Years, we not watching the ball drop I wanna drop some balls in you" I said sighing our parents plan on taking the two of us to New York the day before New Year's Eve so we could go to Times Square where all the motherfuckers pickpocket, I'll be damn if a bitch steal my platinum card and buy some bullshit
"Boy shut up" Honey said kissing my neck
"Babe I really really really want some IHOP" she said kissing me all over my face
"Get yo hot ass pussy off my dick" I groaned as she giggled
"Is it too warm for you?" She asked pecking my lips
"Girl get yo horny ass on" I said pushing her off my lap
"Awe babe you upset?" She asked sitting right back on my dick
"Nah I'm chilling you look good with this chain on who name that be?" I asked touching her chain
"My man, but that's not important right now, get on yo side nigga duties and eat this kat" she said as I flipped us over to where I'm on top
"Nah you been bad and imma go get my side bitch on you" I said messing with her
"El oh el real fucking hilarious get off me before I punch you" she said mugging me with her cute ass mad face
"I took it too far?" I asked laughing
"Yes and you hurt my feelings get up I'm finna take the kids to IHOP" she said trying to push me
"You sound like somebody mama we going to IHOP, ion like them kids" I said kissing her neck
"Quan get yo heavy ass up" she whined
"Only if the bad kids not coming with us" I said looking over at a message I just got from Terry
Terry🐢: son why myplayer just got traded to the Knicks 🤦🏾♂️
"They probably hungry too babe that's not fair if I just take LJ" she said as I got off of her
"You wanna have my baby?" I asked turning on my side to look her in the face
"Stop looking at me like that, come on let's get ready" she said ignoring my question
"Answer my question first" I said pinning her to the bed
"Not now later maybe if you act right" she said as I let her go
"I'm always acting right for yo nappy head ass" I said pulling her hair
"Ouch babe, why did I take them braids down" she whined as a tear fell from her eye
"I know you not crying jit" I said laughing as she held up her head
"It's not funny my hair to thick to comb through and I don't know what style and I don't have my Shea moisture products" she said taking her hair outta the bun, while walking in my bathroom
"I'll do it in a bun again, come on cheer up Jas use that Shea shit too" I said walking out the bathroom going to Jas room to see her and LJ knocked out
"Jas" I said shaking her
"What Quan" she asked immediately waking up she sleep light as hell
"Where yo hair shit at my baby need it" I asked standing at the door
"In Grammy bathroom" she said going back to sleep
"Aye get your self and siblings ready if y'all wanna come to IHOP" I said walking outta her room
30 minutes later
"Jay we waiting on you bruh, brush them yellow teeth a bring yo ass" I said standing at the front door
"LJ can I have a turn next" Katie asked LJ as he played some game on his iPad
"Sure K" he said handing it to her, for LJ to be the only kid he share everything which is crazy cause ion like to share shit
"Ok I'm ready" Jay said coming downstairs
"We really need a sprinter" I said holding Katie and LJ hand
"Quan you getting in the back" Jas said laughing as Honey laughed with her
"Akiki real funny I'll sit back here tho but when we leave I call front seat" I said helping Katie and LJ in my moms white Escalade, the other two bad asses can help they self
"TeeTee I'm hungry" LJ said as I smacked my lips
"We finna feed you boy" I said as he payed me no mind
"You gotta give Honey directions since I gotta sit in the back" I said to Jas as I grabbed my phone going to Instagram
♥️💬↗️
ShalieL, Nas, DeeDee, Terrythegoat,Sway.Lou and 4,352 others
laquannn I am lucky to have you (find the secret message mamas🙃)
Terrythegoat 🧐ion think issa hidden message or I'm just slow😔
DeeDee Awe babe you're just a lil slow😓
Sway.Lou Hold up wait a minute issa 45 nigga be ready🤬
Nas You not shooting my son in law🤷🏾♂️
random she so raw🥵
laquannn ikr😓
"You been on Instagram" Jas asked Honey as we pulled up to the IHOP
"No I'm finna go on there tho" she said as Jas texted me
From LilBigCousin🤬: you're welcome I'm smart as hell I figured out your hidden message mr. iLoVeYoU I hope she turn you into a grown man cause I'm tired of you childish ways #growup🤣
To LilBigCousin🤬: shut up for I tell my uncle you talk to boys, older boys at that🤷🏾♂️
From LilBigCousin🤬: see CHILDISH I like my lil niggas 14-18 problem ? && he can't do nothing from jail 🤷🏿♀️
To LilBigCousin🤬: Imma email him this ms. iLiKeMyNiGgAs14-18 🤷🏾♂️
"Babe come on" Honey said helping LJ out the truck as Jas mugged me
"Get yo boyfriend before he go missing" Jas said as I mushed her head
"Uncle my iPad on 12 percent" LJ said handing me the iPad
"Jay let go of my baby hand before I get my security on you" I said as he looked back at me and smiled
"Security you got permission to beat him up" I said tapping LJ
"Aht you better not touch nobody LJ or imma whoop yo ass myself" Honey said as LJ looked up at me
"Childish" Jas whispered as we walked in IHOP
"Hi how many" the lady in the front asked iono how many kids we got but it's a lot
"7 and can we get a high chair please" Honey asked as we followed the lady to our seats
"I hope you don't mind me paying for everybody" Honey said sitting across from me with LJ next to her and Jas next to him and on my side of the booth sat the two heathens and Katie sat at the end on the table in a high chair
"How I took yo wallet to mommy house" I said as she looked down in her lap just to see her phone
"You're so sneaky" she said getting on her phone, I watched her facial expression the whole time before my phone went off
From Terry🐢: Say jit What the hidden message is?🤔
To Terry🐢: ☠️slow ass mf please stop texting me I'm out with my wife and kids
From Terry🐢: ong you with the cast from my wife & kids?? I wanna come😔
To Terry🐢: 😭😭😭😂😭😭😭😭😭jit go take a nap yo brain on 1%
I made a boomerang of Honey and the kids before posting it on my story saying SOON🤞🏽
"Babe" Honey said grabbing my face looking me in the eyes
"I love you too" she said peaking my lips
"Awe my baby love me back, did somebody told you are you figured it out?" I asked kissing her lips again
"I figured it out but I look bad in that picture" she said pouting
"You so beautiful stop that" I said going to kiss her for the third time but LJ had to cock block
"Okay guys that's enough no one wants to see that" he said as Jas agreed with him
"Why this lady taking so long with our food" Jermerion groaned while doing a puzzle
"I bet you won't ask her when she come back" I said to Jermerion as Jas shook her head
"Please don't make babies with him they gonna act just like him and the world doesn't need more of his kind" she said as the lady came back with our food
"Dang that was a long time is the pancake maker man okay?" Jermerion asked as I laughed along with jay and LJ
"Yes sir he's fine" she answered refilling our orange juice, my baby the only one that fucked with apple juice anywhere we go out to eat at
"I'm sorry for the wait guys enjoy" she said walking away
"Jermerion say grace since you so hungry" Jas said as everybody bowed their head waiting on him
"Jesus Thank you amen" he said grabbing his fork
"I bet you won't lick yo plate when you done" I said laughing as Honey smacked my hand
"Don't do that Jermerion" she said handing LJ back his iPad the two of them could not eat without watching tv so she put it on pj mask
"Katie you good down there shorty" I asked watching her try to feed her self without getting food all over the table
"Yeah I eat eat" she said throwing a sausage link at Jay he just caught it and ate it which made her go ape shit
"Gimmie back" she said throwing her fork at him
"Guess who finna get popped" Jas said in her face as Jay kept eating
"K baby say sorry" I said looking up at Honey who was all into pj mask
"I sowrry" she said wiping her fake ass tears
"It's okay baby K I love you" Jay said handed her one of his sausage links
"Wuvve you" she said smiling grabbing the link from him
"I take three fourths of what I said about you not having kids back" Jas said as I smirked
"I can go daddy mode ask Honey she know" I mumbled
"Babe I'm full and LJ's sleepy" Honey said turning his iPad off
"I'm full too are y'all ready?" I asked the kids as the said yes
"Jermerion hurry up and lick the plate" I whispered as he got out the booth
"Y'all better run when I run" I said as they looked at me crazy
"You ain't say we was dining and dashing I shouldn't have gotten full" Jermerion said as I laughed
"Excuse me here go the ticket and money the kids told me not to tip you, so just put the change in the donation thingy" I said handing the waitress $200
"Aye y'all think I'll be a good dad" I asked the boys and Katie cause Jas a fucking hater
"Yes" they said in unison as I helped them in the back before getting in the drivers seat
"Why y'all Grammy think y'all missing" I said laughing reading my grandma and moms text
From GG💕: ManMan I think somebody done took my grandkids and that life 360 shit turned off on Jasmine's go find them they bad ass can't be far
From MyGGdaughter💙: are the bad kids with you cause if yo Grammy call again imma block her PERIODT
To MyGGdaughter💙: they with us we took them to IHOP tell her I said chill and calm her nerves don't nobody want these demons🤷🏾♂️
"Babe drive and gimmie this phone" Honey said taking my phone
"We dropping them off the going to get our tat huh?" I asked putting my right hand on her thigh
"No babe I actually canceled we going to black ink in New York the day after New Years at 1:30" she said as I moved my hand higher
"Man it's kids in here" she said but let my hand stay where it's at
"They'll be okay you just be quite babes" I said before going in her pants
"Uncle can you put my iPad on charger up there" LJ said as I reached back to grab the cock blockers iPad we can only get shit done when he sleep
"LJ your dad said he's going home and your mommy wants to see you" Honey said handing him her phone to FaceTime his dad
"I love LJ but every time I'm close to the pussy it's like he get super cock blocking powers" I mumbled to Honey as he laughed
"You know his dad babe" she said as I pulled into the drive way
"Wake y'all motherfuking ass up" I yelled in my serious voice everybody woke up shook except LJ this nigga will not fold under pressure
"Man you hold me" Katie asked as Jermerion and Jay got out rubbing their eyes
"I thought you was our pops, I had a dream we was helping him fight the niggas in his cell" Jay said as I laughed
"Boy yo ass can't fight but gone in the house" I said before tapping Jas she a light sleeper but she could go to sleep within ten seconds
"I'm up we at the house?" She said getting out anyway
"Yeah jit come on" I said letting her hold on to my shoulder
"Did you give them something to make them this tired" Grammy said as I laid Jas on the couch
"Them IHOP pancakes gave them the itis" I said before going up to my room
"We finna go to sleep Louis on his way to get LJ" Honey said stripping as LJ laid in my bed sleep
"Babe can I get a shirt?" She said standing only in the panties
"So you can steal it I think not better put on some shorts and a shirt and be hot" I said laying in my bed with only black Hanes boxer briefs
"I'll just find one then" she said going straight to the draw where all my white tees are
"Lemme get in the middle of my favorite two boys" she said throwing the blanket over us two, LJ fully dressed and if we put him her here lil nigga will wake up pissed as fuck cause he hot