UGH FINALS JUST STARTED AND I HAVE LIKE 6 DAYS LEFT :"(
IM FLYING RIGHT AFTER MY FINALS END SO ONLY ONE DAY
TO PACK MY SHIT 1!1!1!
PLUS I HAVE A SUMMER CAMP
UGGGGGGH
SOMEONE PLEASE JUST STAB ME
THE FLIGHT WILL BE 8 FREAKIN HOURS AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO
I COULD WATCH ENDGAME FOR THE THIRD TIME , BUT THE LAST THING I NEED TO DO IS HAVE A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
ON A PLANE .
WELL THEN
I COULD DOWNLOAD MOVIES OR SMTH
B U T
THERES LITERALLY NOTHING INTERESTING :")
YEAH THERES MUSIC , BUT 8 FRICKIN HOURS ???
IM GONNA BE DEAF WHEN WE LAND ????
I MEAN
MAYBE I CAN PRACTICE GRAPHICS N SHIT OR MAKE SOME BIOS
UH3RBCHIRB
8 HOURS THO ;-;
OKAY OKAY
AIRPLANE RANT TIME
I HATE IT WHEN I JUST GET ON THE PLANE , IM EITHER ENERGETIC ASF AND READY TO WATCH SOME MOVIES OR IM FALLING ASLEEP .
AIGHT ? AIGHT .
AND LIKE 5 MINUTES INTO WHATEVER TF IM DOING , THAT STUPID TUTORIAL ON HOW TO SURVIVE COMES UP AND THAT SHIT DOESNT LET ME WATCH MY MOVIE IN PEACE AND
THOSE FUCKING SPEAKERS I TELL YOU —
uGH
NEXT * CLAP CLAP *
TURBULENCE
WHEN IM IN THE BATHROOM
ACTUALLY BATHROOM RANT FIRST
LIKE THE WEIRD ASS DOOR , I ABSOLUTELY WILL DOUBT MY IQ AND HOW FAST I CAN GET TF OUT OF THERE ONCE THE LIGHTS GO OFF .
AND THE FLUSHING SOUND ??
IT'S ALMOST AS LOUD AS MY STOMACH IN CLASS OR MY MUM WHEN SHE WALKS INTO MY ROOM AND SMELLS RELAXATION .
SORRY FOR THE CAPS BUT
IVE ALWAYS BEEN SCARED IF USING BATHROOMS , SO PEEING ON THE AIRPLANE ALWAYS GAVE ME THE CHILLS .
I WOULD BE ABLE TO HOLD MY SHIT
SINCE IM EMBARRASSED TO USE THE BATHROOM IN SCHOOL
TRIGGER WARNING AHEAD , IM STUPID AND OVERTHINK WAY TOO MUCH , ENOUGH TO MAKE EVERYTHING AWKWARD
SO MY CLASS IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BATHROOM AND WE HAVE THIS VERY TALKATIVE MATH TEACHER
SO HIS DUDE TALKS ABOUT HIS LIFE ISSUES IN CLASS
LIKE HOW MUCH HE LIKES CATS AND HOW FAKE HIS FRIENDS ARE
HIS BROTHER PUNCHED HIS UNCLE ONCE AND HE WAS ABSENT FOR THREE DAYS
HONESTLY , HE WAS FUN AND ALL UNTIL WE WERE LATE IN EVERY CLASS
IT GOT SO BAD TO THE POINT THAT I'D PROBABLY GET 100% ON A QUIZ ABOUT HIS PERSONAL LIFE BUT FAIL A GEOMETRY TEST .
SO ONE DAY , SOME RANDOM ASS GIRL FLUSHED THE BATHROOM AND OUR MATH TEACHER WAS LIKE
" WHATS THAT NOISE ? "
AND THE CLASS WENT
" OH YEAH , THATS THE GIRLS BATHROOM "
EVER SINCE THAT STATEMENT , IVE ONLY USED THE BATHROOM DURING A CLASS
O N C E
ONLY BECAUSE I WAS GETTING REALLY BAD CRAMPS SO I EXCUSED MYSELF
AND THE REASON ?
THAT EVERYONE COULD HEAR ME FLUSH AND WHEN I WALKED THROUGH THAT DOOR
" OH , THAT MUST HAVE BEEN HER "
SO I TOLD MY FRIENDS ABOUT THAT AND THEY WERE LIKE ,
" THEN DONT FUCKING FLUSH IT ??? "
YEAH AND MAKE IT EVEN WORSE WHEN I ENTER
" I DONT THINK I HEARD HER FLUSH "
IM GETTING WAY OFF TOPIC , WHAT WAS I EVEN TALKING ABOUT ??
AH YES , THE DOORS .
LIKE THE LIGHTING WHEN YOU UNLOCK THE DOOR MAKES ME THINK OF BLOODY MARY COMING OUT THE FUCKING MIRROR AND DRAGGING ME DOWN THAT DAMNED TOILET .
AHEM
ALSO , DONT YALL HATE FUCKING KIDS ???
ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY YELL OR CRY
LIKE KAREN JUST SHUT THE KID UP
CUZ I WONT HESITATE TO SMACK THAT LIL SHIT
I DONT CARE IF THE THING IS HUNGRY
SHOVE IT YOUR TITTIES OR SOME SHIT
S M H
OKAY NO OFFENSE , I JUST REALLY DISLIKE KIDS :"(
DONT SUE ME PLEASE
ANYWAYYYYY
THE FUCKING FOOD ON AIRPLANES ????
THEYRE COLD ASF
SPAGHETTI ?
COLD
SAUSAGES ?
COLD
MOTHAFOCKIN " STEAMED " RICE
COLD
AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS FREEZING
LIEK THE FRUITS AND SO - CALLED DESSERT
LIKE BITCH WTF
THE AIR CONDITIONING IS COLD ENOUGH
AND JUST
U G H