What if Queen had a group cha...

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What if the famous band Queen had a group chat? Would they create some mess? What on earth would they even ta... More

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Fan
Bass
Name
Party
Morning
I Boat It
Drunk
Slap
Reading
Ships
Sleep over
Wake up
Pineapple
Creeper
Marriage
Dinner
John Richard Deacon
[Chapter deleted]
Jealous
51
Fight
W e e d
Movie
Farm
Spider
War
Vine
[Deleted]
Chicken
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Tv
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Peanuts
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Badger

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(Brian looks like me when I see a cockroach)

Group Name: Queen 👑
Group Members: Brian, Freddie, John, Roger
09:47 a.m.

☆彡

Roger: Help

Roger: There's a Raccoon under my bed

John: A WHAT?

Roger: Seriously I can't move

Roger: Please help

Brian: Is it really a Raccoon?

Roger: It looks like one

John: Oh god I'm coming Roggie don't kill the poor animal

Roger: STOP CALLING ME ROGGIE

Freddie: ..

Freddie: Good morning

Brian: How do you know is a raccoon?

Roger: Brian I know it's a raccoon I'm not a idiot

Brian: You once saw a fish and thought it was a baby shark

Roger: It was different

Roger: God, why is John taking so long?

John: I'm getting ready for whatever's under your bed

Roger: Oh ok

Freddie: If it is a cat can I stay with it?

Roger: Yeah sure

Brian: Roger please describe the raccoon

Roger: He has these cute little legs, and his face has these black things that goes from the tip of the muzzle to the rest of his black body

Roger: Oh wait he doesn't have a raccoon tail

Brian: ROGER THAT'S A BADGER

Roger: HOW WOULD I KNOW?

Brian: HOW WOULD YOU NOT KNOW?

John: I'm coming

Roger: Yeah okay, but this time try to actually come

Freddie: I'm going there

Freddie: I need to see this scene

Roger: Can you bring me some snacks?

Freddie: No

John: Brian what do we do with the Badger?

Brian: Return them to the nature

John: Makes sense

Roger: No I wanna stay with him

John: This house has a limit of animals and it's one

John: And you're here so..

John: No badgers

Roger: I'm offended

John: I don't care

Roger: :0

Brian: Did you do it?

John: No

John: Roger has it

John: I can't take it from him

Freddie: Roger stop being a kid and give him the animal

Roger: NO

Brian: I'm calliNG THE POLICE

Roger: DO IT I DON'T CARE

John: Guys calm down please

John: Freddie when you're here come upstairs I need your help

Freddie: Okay

Brian: Roger give him the Badger n o w

Roger: nO

Brian: That is it

John: Oh no

11:30 a.m.

John: Thanks for the help guys

Roger: The helP?!

Freddie: Here we go again..

Roger: YOU THREE JUST STARTED TO TORTURE ME

Roger: I THOUGHT YOU THREE WERE MY FRIENDS

Roger: I WAS TRYING TO HELP THE ANIMAL

Roger: WHY CAN'T I DO ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD WITHOUT YOU THREE STOPPING ME?

John: We don't want the world to explode

Brian: Rog you can't keep the Badger just like that

Brian: What if it had a family

Freddie: Would you like to be taken away from us?

Roger: No

Roger: BUT IT'S DIFFERENT

John: How is this any different Roger?

Roger: I JUST WANTED A FRIEND THAT'S ALL

Roger: I'VE BEEN FEELING LONELY THESE DAYS AND I NEED A FRIEND

Freddie: Well why didn't you told us?

Brian: We are your friends

Roger: Yeah but it's different

John: How

John: Is this

John: Any

John: Different

John: Again.

Roger: I need a girlfriend

Freddie: Oh

John: Oh

Brian: Oh

Freddie: Wait

Freddie: Were you going to date the Badger?

Roger: No! Ew Fred

Roger: I just discovered that I need a date

Freddie: I'm free

Freddie: Take me on a date

Roger: No thanks

Freddie: I'm not asking

Brian: What if we all go out tonight?

John: Oh god

Roger: YES

Freddie: THANK YOU BRIAN

Brian: There's a pub just down my street

Brian: We can go there

John: If anything happens tonight

John: I'm not gay

Freddie: Oh stop with the bullshit

Brian: Why do you always think we will do something wrong with you?

Roger: Specifically something gay

John: Maybe because I already experienced that?

Freddie: Ok then we won't do anything gay

Freddie: Let's do something bissexual

Roger: HELL YEAH

Roger: Wait what

John: Oh no

Brian: Happy pride month

John: BRIAN I SWEAR TO GOD-

★彡
Oh hi I'm not deAd
I'm sorry, there's a lot going on
How have you guys been?

Anyways, I don't know if I should do the next chapter about the after party AgAiN
And I don't know what ships do I use
I feel that I'm focusing too much on Dealor sorry
That's because it's my favorite couple
Ok so, I'm sorry this is short, I just don't know what else to put in this chapter oof
It's 4:00 a.m. where I live and I can't sleep
I need to wake up at 6:00
How great

Here's
The mother effing
GIF

I'm sorry but I am seriously in love with this man, I need to stOp
What can I do? He's just too perfect

Bye
- Luh

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