one day taehyung was waking through the dog park with his android in his hand trying to catch pokemons on the new app pokemongo. he had his fursuit on which make many children in the park turn away screaming for their mothers.
but thats okay, theyre just haters.
taehyung popped in samsung airpods in and ignored the excessive slurs being thrown at him. he pulled up pandora and started listening to the latest ateez album, "one to all" he's an intellectual who thinks you should stan ateez.
the young furry stumbled across a lump in the grass, or so he thought. it was a blue lump. "a rock," taehyung thought and poked it.
taehyung was a dumb bitch.
it was stitch from lilo & stitch!