This is gonna be a really long chapter so sorry for the delay
Izuku opened his eyes and yawned smelling his fathers cooking he stumbled down stairs
Elain: IZUKU WHERES DIANSA
Izuku: the Dog is hanging out with hawk, ok mom
Elain: oh well good morning cinnamon bun
Izuku: good morning mom
Ban: runt com'ere I got somethin to tell ya
Izuku: yeah dad
Ban: us sins are gonna work at UA now so expect to see us there and you got through in recommendation but you'll be the big boss at the exam
Izuku: that'll be exciting
Ban: Okay good and get your clothes on today is your first day at school
Izuku: a normal one?
Ban: yes runt now eat and go
Izuku gobbled down all the food and ran out the house he was wearing meliodas' clothes
( i hope y'all experience this but like yknow how Izuku now has yellow in his hair well it's hard to remember so here's a reminder if needed)
On his way there he saw someone being mugged in a back alleyway the only dark place anywhere
Izuku: okay let's get my hands roughed up a bit and try this out
SACRED GEAR LOYSTAVAYNE (I know I spelt it wrong)
Izuku: hey there misterrrrrrr theif how ya doin
Theif: eh a kid go away or I'll kill you
Izuku: to look at me and feel I'm not a threat is the wrong thing to do
He said showing his cocky and prideful side
Theif: you ask for it
The man ran at Izuku but Izuku simply tapped his shoulder at 0.001 percent power and he was on the brink of death
Izuku: awww I was gonna stab you with lostavayne but your this weak?!
???: w-w-who are you?
Izuku: the names well Izuku or sinner each one is fine
???: momo yayarouzu but why sinner
Izuku: your going to UA correct you seem like the person to do that
Momo: yes
Izuku: expect to see me there too I got recommend and another very important thing
Momo: I got recommend too but I still want to take the exam
Izuku: okay expect to see me but when I'm there call me kazie
Momo: thank you
Izuku: I need to do everything I can to redeem my sins
(This has been day and that guys quirk allowed him to hide the alleyway from outside view)
Izuku stepped out the ally and ran to school in 0.01 seconds
Izuku: okay new people calm down
Izuku opened the door and stood there
Izuku mind: SHIIIIT WHAT DO I DOOO
Teacher: this is our new student Izuku midoriya he was homeschooled for his life but is in this classroom for the next 2 months Izuku sit behind katsuki bakugou over there
Izuku: okay
Izuku sat down and started accidentally out of being nervous powering up after around 5 seconds people started feeling the gravity get heavier
Katsuki: Oi stop doing that nerd
Izuku: I'm sorry mister ego
Katsuki: WHO DO YOU THINK YOUR TALKING TO WEAKLING ILL KILL YO-
Izuku lowered his power to 0.001 percent and tapped him on the shoulder and he was chucked into the wall
Izuku: sorry out of habit
Teacher: okay katsuki get up it was just a wall
Katsuki: *groan groan*
Teacher: today we'll be talking about your careers but forget it YOU ALL WANT TO BE HEROS!
Izuku Everyone showed off there quirks except for Izuku and katsuki
Katsuki: OI TEACH DONT PUT ME IK WITH THESE WEAKLINGS ILL BE THE ONLY ONE WHO BECOMES A HERO
Teach: if says here Izuku's going to UA as well
Class:..........
Izuku: hmm I was sleeping
Katsuki: this guy he looks like a cocain addict when he's sleeping HOWS HE GONNA BE A HERO
Izuku: By not being you
Random boy: damn he's about to blow a fuse
Izuku: no he's about to blow up the amount of strength a firecracker has
Teacher: katsuki no let's carry on
Time skip to end of day
Izuku: the sins are probably worried
Katsuki: OI DEKU
Izuku flipped his head back and anger filled his eyes as a mark appeared on his face
Izuku: WhAT DiD YoU JuSt CaLl mE KaTsUkI
Izuku started wobbling towards him and grabbed him by the neck
Izuku: ItS NoT PrIdEfuL tO bE RUdE iS iT sO WhY NoT I KiLl YoU
Bakugou: What the fuck are you
Izuku's eyes went back to normal as he let go of katsuki
Izuku: sorry about that imma go home
Izuku walked home until
???: a meat shield for the sun don't mind if I do
Izuku: I love killing don't you
???: eh what do you mean kid
Izuku: i mean this
Izuku grabbed the slime being by the eye and pushed him into the ground but three people came out of the sewer to help the slime man they shape-shifted into little kids and started screaming for a hero the slime man ran as Izuku stood there
AM: DO NOT FEAR I AM HERE
Villain 1: help allmight he's hurting us
Allmight looked at Izuku and saw his bloodlust and rushed him
AM: DETROIT SMASHHHHHH
Izuku: fucking Idiot
Izuku put up one finger and blocked the attack
Izuku: hey allmight think for a second how do you know that they aren't villians in disguise
AM: uhh BECAUSE THE BLOODLUST IN YOUR EYES VILLIAN
Villain 1: good that was a test session to see how gullible you are allmight bye bye
A portal opened up behind them as they disappeared
Izuku: yknow allmight Im disappointed your time limit is up and you still walk around just go home to inko
Allmight: HOW DO YOU KNOW YOUNG MAN
Izuku: just go already
AM: HEAD TO THE POLICE STATION ILL MEET YOU THERE
Izuku: nope I'm out You'll see more of me though I'm gojng to UA
AM looked at him then jumped away 'HOW DOES HE KNOW'
Ten months training montage time
Month 1 Izuku chilled at home occasionally practicing with meliodas, escanor and ban
Month 2 Izuku did nothing
All other months he did nothing
Izuku: that was some amazing training
Ban: runt you did nothing
Izuku: finnneeee how about I go to purgatory for 5 days and see how I do
Meliodas: go ahead we'll be waiting and after that the exam don't forget befriend them all then backstab em
Izuku: cool seeya
Izuku spent those days on purgatory
5 days later
*knock knock*
Hawk: who could that be it better be ban he owes me his cooking
Izuku: h-h-hey haw-
Izuku fell to the floor tired
Ban: runt survived without full fledged passing out until now impressive
Meliodas: hey get him ready we got some things to do
Izuku was awoken by meliodas laughing and ban screaming
Ban:YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HE INHERITED YOUR PERVERTEDNESS
Meliodas: I guess
Elain: WAIT WHAT DID YOU SAY
Izuku: guys chill I just woke up
Elain: oh hey cinnamon roll nice to see you up you slept for a day so hurry and go to UA while I PUNISH THESE TWO IDIOTS
Izuku: o-o-Okay mum bye oh and dad try stay alive
Ban: I'm immortal but even this might kill me
Izuku ran to UA shirtless
(Izuku does have a quirk I'll explain later)
Izuku: something's off
Izuku just kept on running though he eventually came up to UA
Izuku: okay exam will start soon
Izuku walked in and sat down getting many stares
Present Mic: HELLO EVERYONE
Izuku: you look like a giraffe because of that hair
Present mic: eh
People: hehehe
Present mic: OKAH FORGET YHAT LETS GET ON (I'm solo lazy so skip to Iidas interruption
Iida: EXCUSE ME SIR BUT ON THE SHEET IT SAYS 4 ROBITS BUT YOU HAVE STATED 3 IF THIS IS A ERROR THIS IS HIGHLY DISAPPOINTING AMD YOU GREEN AND YELLOW HAIR PUT A SHORT ON AND DONT BE RUDE
Izuku: you look like a human sonic the hedgehog but slower
People: hehe
Present mic: OKAY LET ME CARRY ON (SKIPPU)
Izuku was walking around befriending everyone and came up with a plan to help people get points
Izuku: okay everyone that's in on my plan my names kazike and LETS DO THIS
Everyone: YEAH
Present mic announced start and they all ran and started getting points while Izuku just waited and saw momo yayarouzu
Izuku: hey momo
Momo: kazike! Nice to meet you again
'Damn she thicccccccccc'
Izuku: yeah you too I'm gonna help some more people before it happens seeya
Momo: Wait what's it
Izuku just ran grinning to himself
10 minutes later
All people doing the test were teleported to the place where Izuku was
Present mic: YOUR FINAL CHALLENGE IS TO IMPRESS IZUKU MIDORIYA OR KAZIKE AS HIS FAKE NAME
Izuku: wasabi so all y'all need to do is impress me with your power and you'll get through
Katsuki: EASY ENOUGH MIDORIYA
Katsuki rushes Izuku and threw a punch only for it to be blocked and returned with 20 times the force
Izuku: See I know his power I know he will get through I know who will get through but that could change so come at me!
Everyone ran at him but no one ever hit him he could of avoided Katsuki attacks but he didn't to fill his ego for a time later
Izuku: *yawn* y'all are boring get like dad in here hell beat y'all up
Aizawa: ban you up for it
Ban: sure I'll go
Ban jumped through the window and landed
Ban: Izuku tell elain I'll be home soon just gotta deal with some runts
Izuku: cool dad
Izuku walked away and left
The fight carried on until ban had everyone on the ground some even bleeding
Ban: hey Katsuki I think I'll have a deal with ya
Katsuki: and what's that
Ban: you stab me in the head you guarantee hey through if not well you can't come into UA
Katsuki got up and looked at him as bam through a sword a Katsuki he caught it and said
Katsuki: you can be healed I hope cause this'll hurt
Katsuki stabbed him in the head and he stood there and took it
Ban: know this runt you'll never in a thousand years be better than me or my son or the others like me let that sink in
Ban disappeared and left Katsuki standing there with a bloody sword
Katsuki: WHAT THE FUCK
you expected it to end here for a normal chapter NOPE!
Ban appeared outside the boar hut
Ban: let's not get a beating like today..... IM HOME
Elain: hey ban we got somethin for ya
Ban: oh no
Ban walked into the living room with Izuku sitting there his hair covering his eyes
Elain: I read his mind and turns out there's a girl he likes
Ban:NANI WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE
Meliodas:WAIT DID YOU SAY HE LIKES A
GIRL DOES SHE HAVE BIG TIDDES OR A CURVED BODY DOES SHE LOOK SE-
Diane: No meliodas don't
She hit him on the head shutting him up
Izuku: can I go I got stuff to do
Elain: okay cinnamon roll go do your stuff or do what teenagers do
Izuku: cool I'm going to go to sleep
(I'll rewrite this chapter but for now deal with the time skips)
First day of UA
'Those idiots better not be in my class'
Izuku opened the door to see Iida and katsuki arguing but then they all stopped Iida ochacko shinso And mina all ran up to him and screamed
"LIAR THAT WAS MEAN"
Izuku: what did i do
???:brats be quite I'm your home room teacher Just call me Ban
Izuku: Old man your are homeroom teacher?
Ban: yeah runt Shutup everyone get these things on and meet me outside
Everyone did as they were told but in the boys locker room
Kirishima: woah dude that scar on your chest and those tattoos they look awesome
Iida: I think it's inappropriate for you to have tattoos
Izuku: you dumbass it's part of my power
Iida: Oh
Izuku: and if your wondering the scar is from my dad he went a bit overboard once using magic and was able to put a permanent scar on me
Kirishima: Magic?
Izuku: never mind let's hurry up
Everyone met up outside
Ban: brats brats brats okay since I know Izuku will win all of these oh actually all of you do let's have a vote on who you think will win all of these
Votes
Izuku: 3
Todoroki: 7
Katsuki: 3
Kirshima: 2
Everyone else:1
Ban: dumbass' but okay let's do this Izuku since no one believes you'll win how about you use 0.01 percent and see what happens
Izuku walked up and threw the ball
Ban:99999.99 Km and that was barely anything
Mina: this looks like fun
Ban: looks like fun?! If one of you get average scores your all expelled except Izuku
Ochacko: YOU CANT DO THAT
Mina: It's only our first day!!
Ban: does it look like I care and If you want I could give you a challenge instead of doing this test to stay in UA
Sato: Yeah I'm up for it
Sero: Let's do it!
Everyone else started agreeing until it was just Izuku
Momo: um Izuku are you in
Izuku: Nope
1-a: WAIT WHAT
Izuku: I know what he's gonna do its impossible to beat him at it unless your stronger than him which not even Allmight is
Mina: THEN WHATS THE CHALLENGE
Ban: I'll tell you everyone will take a ball and if I get it off ya I win every single one of ya
Katsuki: THAT WONT BE HARD COME AT US
Everyone grabbed a ball and started moving around
Ban: 5........
4
3
2
1
GOO
Ban stood up and reached his hand out 5 balls came out and to him
Ban: mina ochacko ojiro jirou tsuyu out
He did the same in the opossums direction
Ban: sato sero Iida denki and kirishima out
A wave of ice was sent at him as he jumped up and let it stab him
(Bans amazing acting skills)
Ban: *blerg* what the fuck shittt
Todoroki: SHIT IM SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME
Ban: tell my wife I love her I'm so shit at acting
He whispers the last part
Izuku: HAHAHAHHA oh my god that was precious
Mina: What d-d-do you mean your dad just died
Todoroki was on the ground not knowing what to do
Katsuki was laughing as well as Izuku
Ban: h..help
Izuku: HAHAHAA JESUS CHRIST COMEDY CONTENT HERE
Ochacko: STOP LAUGHING *sniff* YOHR DAD JUST DIED YOU INSANE ASSHOLE
Bans hands reached out collecting all the other balls
Ban: I win
1-a minus Izuku and katsuki: WHAT!!!
Ban: I'm immortal and Izuku is as well Katsuki knew too
Ochacko: YOU INSANE ASSHOLE MESSING WITH OUR EMOTIONS
Ban: she reminds me of elain in a way
Izuku: okay y'all go inside I gotta do somethin and of your wondering your not getting expelled
1-a: phew
Everyone went back inside while Izuku slowly walked to the figure behind the wall watching
Izuku: toshinori yagi or Allmight stalking our lesson you could've been sneakier
Allmight:HELLO YOUNG MIDORIYA UMM ILL BE ON MY WAY
Izuku: yeah yeah go Allmight
Izuku walked away to his classroom
1-a: I can't believe his dad is that strong- yeah it's so strange-how strong is he- probably weaker- who know he could be stronger-
Ban: settle down brats the next teach or sin to come in will be cap't show him respect
Meliodas: hey
1-a:.......why is a kid teaching us
Meliodas: Okay I was gonna do a full heroics rest of the day but if you wanna be rude let's do some research on the seven deadly sins your choice
1-a:WE APOLOGISE SIR
Meliodas: that better okay so Izuku and momo yayarouzu come up here
they both walked up
Meliodas: these are class prez and representatives so show some respect Izuku pick someone to be on your team but your team gets only three people while they get the others
Izuku: can I get hmmm shinsou kamanari and kirishima
Meliodas: okay those are your picks momo you get the remaining this test will be confusing but listen we're playing dodge ball but if I see you move your out
1-a: eh?
Meliodas: example momo yayarouzu could sprout rockets to propel her forward ya see so if I see you move your out but if your so fast where you grab the ball throw it the go back to your spot and I don't even see well that counts
The yayarouzu team started planning while Izuku stood there saying one thing
Izuku: mind control mind control
Shinsou: your saying what my quirk does you Okay
Izuku: oh yeah I need you to brain wash me and make me go full power
Shinsou: Okay? What are you planning
Izuku: to move so fast he can't see me
Shinsou: ARE YOU MAD IF HES ONE OF THEM LIKE YOUR DAD THEN HOW DO YOU BEAT HIM
Izuku: trust me just do it
Shinsou: Okay 👌 there Izuku go full power on these lot
Izuku took a stance then heard a whistle he started moving a t such high speeds meliodas couldn't see him (If meliodas was trying to spot him he would)
Izuku threw the ball at everyone and stood at the same spot
Meliodas: team midoriya win!
Momo: he's too strong
Meliodas: Okay Okay that is quite disappointing none of you saw Izuku
Momo: did you?
Meliodas: I was spreading 1% throughout my body right now I can't see him but at five percent I could but enough of that I'm looking around and some of y'all are going insane especially that kid mumbling about you and Izuku, todoroki I think
3k word mark
Momo: strange but okay so sir what other lesson do we have
Meliodas: research on the seven deadly sins
Momo: yes about that I met Izuku before and he said he's "sinner" what does that mean
Meliodas looked startled for a second the regained his composure
Meliodas; can't tell ya!
Momo walked away in confusion as Izuku walked up to her
Izuku: my power
Momo: huh?
Izuku: "sinner" is my power how I got it or what I do with it is none of your business
Momo: but you mr meliodas and mr ban seem to know about so why can't I
Izuku looked at her his eyes turning red then immediately turning back to green
Izuku: CuRioSItY KiLlEd ThE mOmO
Momo: NANI KILL!!
Izuku: oops sorry that's my quirk coming out
Momo: so what you did before wasn't your quirk
Izuku: nope but stop now you might go somewhere you don't wanna go
Izuku looked at her sadly then knocked her out
Izuku: sorry your next question could've made me snap
Momo: whats snap?
Izuku: yOu dOnT wANt tO kNoW
I know I said that I would take this up to the end of the sports festival sorry