Facebook For Demigods

By xpercabethx

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Jokes, games and chaos ensue when the gods and demigods get Facebook. Read if you need a laugh! More

Facebook For Demigods
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Piper McLean updated her status: Me and Jason are going to Disney World for our honeymoon <3

Percy Jackson, Leo Valdez and 102 others like this

Comments:

Annabeth Chase: *Jason and I

Leo Valdez: awwww so sweet TAKE ME WITH YOU

Piper McLean: yeah no sorry

Leo Valdez: I'll be your guest!

Piper McLean: no thanks

Leo Valdez: but I'm part of your world!

Piper McLean: should I be disturbed that you want to come on my honeymoon this badly?

Leo Valdez: oh just let it go

Piper McLean: :/

Leo Valdez: don't tell me no one got those references...

Percy Jackson: for the first time in forever - I think I understand

Leo Valdez: lol

***

~In the private messaging group with Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Jason Grace, Thalia Grace, Frank Zhang, Hazel Levesque, Nico di Angelo, Drew Tanaka, Connor Stoll and Travis Stoll~

Leo Valdez added Calypso to the group.

Piper McLean: let's play confessions ;) each person has to confess something that not everyone in this group knows

Nico di Angelo: oh great

Drew Tanaka: I had a crush on Jason once

Leo Valdez: no really...

Piper McLean: ... I am going to pretend that didn't bother me... Next person

Annabeth Chase: my fatal flaw is pride

Percy Jackson: I jump in the lake when stuff gets weird

Thalia Grace: Um ok

Jason Grace: I'm afraid of clowns

Piper McLean: wow really?

Connor Stoll: I'll keep that I mind

Travis Stoll: *smirks evilly*

Frank Zhang: I was once stuck in the form of a poodle for three days...

Percy Jackson: so THATS what you were doing when you were sick!

Hazel Levesque: it was so adorable xD

Calypso: I still don't know what a cell phone is

Leo Valdez: OH OH I've got a good one ;)

Percy Jackson: oh no

Leo Valdez: it's kind of personal tho

Hazel Levesque: okay...

Leo Valdez: you guys can't judge me tho

Leo Valdez: promise not to judge me?

Thalia Grace: whatever

Leo Valdez: well

Leo Valdez: I know you won't believe this

Leo Valdez: but

Percy Jackson: just get on with it...

Leo Valdez: I put whipped cream on my bagel this morning

Piper McLean: really? -___-

***

Leona Valquez became friends with Leo Valdez

Leona Valquez posted a comment on Leo Valdez's wall: hey there sexy <3

Leo Valdez likes this

Comments:

Percy Jackson: wtf

Calypso: WHAT

Leo Valdez: okay that's a legit statement but who the the hades is leona valquez?

Percy Jackson: ><

Hades: would you please stop tagging me


Leo Valdez updated his status: WHO is Leona Valquez?

Percy Jackson, Calypso and 53 others like this

Comments:

Calypso: that's what I'M wondering

Leona Valquez: I'm new here. but don't you remember me? ;)

Leo Valdez: should I?

Calyspo: remember you? What haven't you been telling me, Leo?

Leo Valdez: :|

Calypso: Leo?


Leona Valquez posted a comment on Leo Valdez's wall: Tonight at 6? By the lake?

Aphrodite and Connor Stoll like this

Calypso dislikes this

Comments

Calypso: WHAT

Aphrodite: ooh drama

Leo Valdez: I don't even know who you are!

Leona Valquez: sure you do ;)

Leo Valdez: what are you talking about

Leona Valquez: remember that night? By the lake?

Calypso: WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT

Aphrodite: jealous much?

Piper McLean: mom shut up

Aphrodite: :/

Leo Valdez: I repeat, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT


Annabeth Jackson updated her status: Am I the only who noticed the similarities between the names "Leo Valdez" and "Leona Valquez"?

Percy Jackson, Connor Stoll, and 106 others liked this

Comments:

Percy Jackson: that is a good point...

Leo Valdez: what's that supposed to mean?

Leo Valdez: you really think I'd purposefully do something like this

Travis Stoll: might be fun

Connor Stoll: ;)

Leo Valdez: CONNOR

Leo Valdez: TRAVIS

Leo Valdez: YOU SUCK

Connor Stoll: why thank you :)

***

Leona Valquez updated her status: well, that was fun while it lasted

Aphrodite likes this

Calypso dislikes this

Comments:

Calypso: no. no it wasn't


~Leona Valquez deleted her account~

Calypso and Leo Valdez like this

Comments:

Leo Valdez: THANK GODS

Leo Valdez: although she did say I was sexy

Connor Stoll: dude

Travis Stoll: that was us

Connor Stoll: remember?

Leo Valdez: ><

Leo Valdez: you suck

Leo Valdez: but you do think I'm sexy

Leo Valdez: right?

***

Anyone get the Percabeth's Child reference there?

Sorry I haven't udpated this for so long! It'll still be awhile till I can update Jiper's Child (I'm waiting until I've read Blood of Olympus) so I thought I'd update this.

Two more things:

1) I'm sort of running out ideas for this book, so I thought I'd do a question-and-answer session with the demigods, where they all answer the questions YOU ask, so if you'd like to see a certain question there please post it!

2) As I said before, I can't update Jiper Child for a little while still so I thought (if this isn't a really stupid idea) I would do a question-and-answer thing myself. So if you have any questions for ME, post them below also! I'll probably be posting it in the Jiper's Child book if I get any questions.

*If you do post any questions please specify if it's for the demigods or me!*

I love all of y'all,

~evelyn

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