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imessage
BEETLEJUICE and
SELENE
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SELENE
shIT ARE YOU UP
BEETLEJUICE
it's nine in the morning
why are you up
SELENE
call me so i look busy
pretend to be my boyfriend
BEETLEJUICE
dont you have jacin
for that?
SELENE
hes a little annoyed i was
with you yesterday and not him
BEETLEJUICE
Oh
SELENE
hoLY SHIT HES APPROACHING
ME
CALL ME YOU DICK
incoming call from: BEETLEJUICE
call accepted
"Hey baby!"
"I'm forever
holding this
against you."
"Aw, i'm fine
thanks for asking!"
"Who's the
guy you're talking
about in the texts?"
"We have to go right
now? Holy shit, what
do you mean we're late?"
"You sound sleep
deprived."
"Alright, i'll leave
right now and make
no human interactions
on the way to the car.
Love you Sebastian."
"Yuck."
call ended.
BEETLEJUICE
so did it work?
delivered 9:02
did you not sleep
you sound tired lol
not that i care
delivered 9:15
SELENE
so uh.... it didnt work
BEETLEJUICE
Who's the guy
you're avoiding
SELENE
my ex boyfriend
and well
he overheard like i wanted
him to.
except theres one problem
BEETLEJUICE
what is it
SELENE
he still approached me
and well
the worst part.......
he works for e-weekly
BEETLEJUICE
....
you owe me big time
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e_weeklynet: NEW: Selene Jeffrey overheard by trusted source early in the morning in the store, on the phone with Sebastian Stan, ending the call with i love you, babe. Are the on-screen couple dating off-screen too? Their couple costume suggested it!
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—replies
unknown: i'm so confused,,,, didnt they, like..... hate eachother or sumn
unknown2: mYSHIP
unknown3: wE STAN AN UNPROBLEMATIC COUPLE
whosmarialodge: oh man what did i wake up to
↳ whosmarialodge: i say 'oh man' to express disappointment because some men are disappointing
officialselene: do i LOOK like i have low standards
↳ sebastianstan: you wrote this wrong
↳officialselene:
↳ unknown: oH you're back to hating eachother
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imessage
BEETLEJUICE
and SELENE
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SELENE
its not my fault
BEETLEJUICE
yeah it is
SELENE
fine it is
sorry?
BEETLEJUICE
thats the nicest
you've ever been to me
SELENE
BEETLEJUICE
is that a to do list?
SELENE