Shrek-
I layed down staring at the ceiling. I let out a gasp of air.
"It feels just like yesterday we got married and had a child."
I heard Waluigi's voice inside me slowly finding its way out.
"That's because it was yesterday."
I hugged myself not knowing if Waluigi felt the nice warmth of my mighty ogre hands.
Our hearts were beating at the same time. Our bodies were one. It felt new and different.
It felt so true and pure.
We were still trying to get used to our new form, it was odd but comforting.
I felt an idea crawling inside me. I felt Waluigi's thoughts.
"You know...we should rename our child."
I gasped.
"What do you mean? Shrekigi's great!"
I then felt a squeak of air come out of me. I couldn't tell if it was his skinny cheeks farting, or him actually sighing.
"Waluigi..did you just-"
"Yes Shrek..I did."
It didn't smell like anything surprisingly, but that wasn't a surprise since he never ate anyway.
"Im serious Shrek the name of our child is...just not..fitting...it's a great name..but not for him.."
I curled my ogre hairs on my ogre thighs and then I ogre sighed.
"But what do we name him then..."
I felt his thoughts scratching my brain walls.
"Umm..umm.."
I felt his frustration begin to tickle my spine.
I began to laugh.
"That tickles stop!"
Waluigi then stopped thinking and let out a single, horrifying word.
"Garret."
I threw up.
I spit him out along with chunks of food that he never ate.
Waluigi grabbed Shrekigi.
"Look at it."
I looked at the baby.
He looked diseased.
He had moles all over his face and flies circling his head.
"How tf did that happen..he was fine yesterday."
Waluigi didn't know what to say.
"I don't know.."
I was horrified at the sight of our child.
"What do we do?"
For some reason the pleasure bug was running around the room.
"Waluigi-"
"Shrek were taking this creature to the hospital."
I nodded.
"I couldn't agree more."
We rushed to the hospital and got a room quickly when a worker looked at our child.
"Goodness gracious you guys need an ER!"
We were escorted to a room.
"Hello me names Dr-"
"DAVE!"
Waluigi was relieved.
"Oh thank goodness your here!"
He had a puddle of red chunky liquid on his head that dripped when Waluigi hugged him.
"Umm..what's that?"
I asked.
Dave stood quiet.
"Nothing."
We sat quietly as Dave tried to examine our child.
"I-"
Bowser Jr. walked in.
"Dave my ass is bleeding again."
Dave begged.
"Oh please! No Not again!
Bowser Jr. grabbed him.
"It'll be quick slave!"
Dave cried.
"Please! Please! I'll do anything."
He looked at Dave.
"Ok, how about you get up all in this ass and make my ass juice stop pouring!"
Dave only cried louder.
Bowser Jr. rolled his eyes.
"I'll give you some raisinets if you do this."
Dave started crying hysterically.
"I don't want to get moist again!"
"Your so annoying! Just do it!"
"No! Why do you have a period anyway?!!"
"IT'S NOT A PERIOD I HAVE TUBERCULOSIS!"
Dave got pulled out the room.
I heard speaking and sounds from the hall.
"You stupid little Diva cup!'"
splat splat
"Ahhhh!!"
splat splat
"Get in there!"
SPLAT!
I heard Dave screeching.
I looked at Waluigi.
"Should we help-"
"No..Never.."
The sounds and screaming suddenly stopped.
Dave walked in with a larger puddle of blood on his head.
"By the way here are your raisinets!"
Bowser Jr. threw the box at Dave and he looked at the box in fear.
"Umm..we don't have all day Dave can you tell us what our child has?"
Dave stood quiet for a solid minute and then spoke.
"Tooth Decay."
I tilted my head.
"Tooth Decay?"
He nodded.
"Tooth Decay. And untreatable fugliness."
"Wha-"
"He also has rabies."
Waluigi looked at Dave.
"Can we get an abortion?"
Dave looked down at the child.
"No...sadly."
I looked at our baby.
"So what do we do?"
Dave looked at us and spoke.
"To stop the sickness we will have to perform some surgery."
I asked the most important question.
"Will he look..better.."
Dave gave us a look of hopelessness.
"We can try...but one last question..what's his name?"
I looked at Waluigi thinking if we should still call the baby Shrekigi..We didn't make the name official yet so it wouldn't be too late to change it.
I let out a disappointing breath and said two sad words.
"It's..Garret.."
Dave escorted us to the waiting room and we sat for nearly 9 miserable hours.
Waluigi layed down on my lap.
I looked at a magazine and read it since I had nothing better to do anyways.
I looked at many celebrities,"Marilyn Monhoe, Katy Berry,Billy Eyelash,etc."
I put the magazine down and looked up at the clock.
The day went by slower and slower every time I looked.
I yawned with a tiny bit of my ogre might and laid my head down.
I looked around back and forth. I was dozing off.
And just when I almost fell asleep, someone came rushing in.
"THE SURGERY IS OVER!"
I woke up Waluigi and we ran to the emergency room. We saw our child.
A doctor asked, "What do you think?"
The child had no neck,his body was disgusting, and his feet were tiny sticks.
I spoke angrily.
"You guys did a horrible job! How is Geico supposed to cover this!"
Waluigi whispered.
"Shrek..Geico is for car in-"
Dave interrupted us.
"Can't you guys just love your child?"
"No! Look at that thing!"
He handed us the child.
"You will have to learn then!"
The doctors left the room and Garret was in our hands.
I asked Waluigi, "What do we do?"
He sighed.
"We'll have to keep it.."
We held hands.
"But we will keep it together."
I was oddly aroused by his touch. I suddenly had the urge to swallow him and put him in my throat.
I then began to consume Waluigi once more with Garret in my hands.
I saturated Waluigi nicely as he crawled into my mouth. He tickled my tongue in all the right places. My saliva was dripping like a water fountain. He slowly made his way down my throat. I felt us suddenly become connected,and we became one once more.
"For now on..WE are Shrekigi."
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🤢🤢🤢garret🤢🤢🤢