George Lee is known to be...a little bit...dramatic. Like, when he stubbed his toe he was convinced that he had to get it amputated and laid on the floor crying for an hour. (A/n: me). So, it wasn't really anything new when Yoongi walked into the kitchen and found George laying on the island, clutching his stomach with tears rolling down his face.
Yoongi passed him casually as if this was something normal for him – which in all honesty, it was. George remained silent, in his position letting out a few dramatic sighs every now and then. Yoongi didn't even acknowledge him until he had finished his entire bowl of cereal.
"Your mattress doesn't look very comfortable," he muttered, but George only sighed in response. "Whatever. What's wrong this time George."
"I think I might be pregnant or dying."
There was no stutter, not a laugh and not even a smile as George responded. Yoongi only nodded in understanding as he pushed himself off of the stool and went to wash his bowl. George's eyes remained on the ceiling as he accepted that he was either going to birth a human or die.
At this point, Yoongi had learned to not question the conclusions that George comes to and just nod along with him. It saves a whole lot of protest, because if George believes something then he's not letting it go until he has solid proof that he's wrong.
The next person to enter the kitchen was Jin. And just like Yoongi, he didn't acknowledge George. The two boys went on with their activities, completely working around George who hadn't said a word since his explanation.
"Oh yeah, George is convinced he's either dying or pregnant."
"I am, I think I'm pregnant. I could've sworn I felt a kick earlier. I thought only women could get pregnant?"
Neither of the two responded to him, so George simply laid back down and pretended like he didn't exist. It took an entire hour before any pain that George was feeling had vanished and that's when he decided that pregnancy for a man was impossible.
"I can't believe you both tried to convince me that I was pregnant. You know that impossible right? Idiots," George scoffed and slid off the countertop, dropping to the floor before casually walking out of the kitchen.
Jin And Yoongi stared at each other, shaking their heads. Only George.
Namjoon, who entered the kitchen looking mildly confused scratched the back of his head and blinked multiple times before pointing his thumb over his shoulder.
"Why did George just tell me that you both tried to convince him that he's pregnant? You do realize—"
"Males can't give birth. Yes. We know. But George was the one who thought he was either pregnant or dying and we went along with it to save ourselves the argument."
"You know how George gets. He's literally the smartest dumb person I've ever met. And I know Kim Taehyung." Yoongi sipped his hot beverage before trudging out of the room, leaving Namjoon even more confused than before.
Jin tapped his shoulder and shot him a sympathetic smile. "It's best you don't question it."
Namjoon sat down and ran a hand through his messy hair. Sometimes he wondered just how he ended up with a confusing, crazy bunch of people but at the same time, they make his life much more adventurous. So, he simply ignored the entire situation and went about making breakfast.
By the end of the day, the entire of Bangtan and ARMY had found out about George's assumptions and well, it went down in history.
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Okay. Conclusion: I am George, Lachlan and Charlie combined. And i have no idea what this chapter is but I am slowly falling in love with my own character....again...like wtf someone please help.
Also Stray Kids. I love them.
I DID AN UPDATE FOR BOTH BOOKS TODAY WITHOUT GETTING IRRITATED WITH MYSELF. THAT'S AN ACHIEVEMENT FOR ME.
Anyway, yes I hope you enjoyed and I hope you're loving George so far.
Thank you so much for your support.
You are appreciated, ily 💜
Blue x