caleb woke and got up sluggishly. he didn't want to go to school today.
while he wasn't looking, he tripped over something. low and behold, it was his sexy yellow backpack just on the floor out in the open
"caleb is flustered" caleb said, to his backpack
his pack seemed to look right back up at him with love in its eyes
caleb gave backpack a fat smooch. "i can't wait to go home to kiss you more," he said to it.
caleb ran to school, backpack in one hand and his instrument in the other.