L: how's your schoolmates? Your teachers in school? Since it's your first day.
Lisa's daughter/son: so far so good, our teacher walked out from the class, our class president got scolded, and our security guard loss their job and It was all because of me, and I didn't f*cking care coz they are flirted w/ me. *gets his/her hand inside the pocket and walks away*
Lisa: that's my little version! *feels proud*