Taco throat💪👎👊
Brandon: HlP mi bay
Tristan: What?
Brandon: I'm blnd
Tristan: You're blind?
Brandon: Yur
Tristan: Auto correct, turn it on
Brandon: Died it
Tristan: Are you drunk?
Brandon: Maybe I a maybe I'm not
Tristan: Where are you
Brandon: I changed you name in my phone
Tristan: Answer the question
Brandon: Okay taco throat
Tristan: I thought we agreed to never talk about that
Brandon: Who the fuck shoves a whole taco down their throat
Brandon: And without gagging
Brandon: That's how I knew you could suck dick
Tristan: Location
Brandon: And you have a gag reflex how was that possible
Tristan: LOCATION
Brandon: I'm at Linda's house
Tristan: You mean Lily?
Brandon: She looks like a Linda
Brandon: How can someone be 18 and look 40
Brandon: She even has saggy titles
Brandon: She has the audacity to call me little
Brandon: I should yell in her face right now
Brandon: But she on the phone so I got to wait
Tristan: I just called her
Tristan: She said you broke into her fridge and ate some no-no brownies
Tristan: Her words not mine
Brandon: They were good ass brownies
Brandon: They had sprinkles on them
Tristan: Those where weed brownies
Brandon: No
Tristan: Yes
Brandon: No
Tristan: Yes
Brandon: No
Tristan: No
Brandon: No
Tristan: Good to know that you agree with me
Brandon: Wat
Tristan: I'm coming to pick you up, stay put
Brandon: How do I be put?
Tristan: Just stay still and don't move
Brandon: Yahtzee
10 minutes later
Brandon: Are you here yet
Tristan: almost
Brandon: Hurry up
Brandon: Linda ordered food and it's scaring me
Tristan: ?
Brandon: Am I high or is that cat tall as fuck?
Brandon:
Tristan: You're high
Tristan: 100 percent