Everyone: PERCY, DON'T DO IT!
Percy, depressed and about to jump off a 3 story building, why not?
Zeus: YOUR MY SLAVE!
Everyone: *Glares at Zeus*
Percy: *shakes his head and jumps*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zeus: Why didn't that work?!
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Everyone: PERCY, DON'T DO IT!
Percy, depressed and about to jump off a 3 story building, why not?
Zeus: YOUR MY SLAVE!
Everyone: *Glares at Zeus*
Percy: *shakes his head and jumps*
Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Zeus: Why didn't that work?!