300 words. Taken from my.man.kiri on insta
Bakugo: You can’t always be at home. You need to get out more.
Kirishima: I’m not always at home. I went to the park this morning.
Bakugo: Really?
Kirishima: Yeah.
Bakugo: I hope you got something from it.
Kirishima: I did *opens coat* I got this dog.
Bakugo: Eijiro, please tell me you didn’t steal a dog.
Kirishima: This account is no longer accepting submissions.
Bakugo: You have to take it back! You can’t steal things if you want to be a hero.
Kirishima: Says who?
Bakugo: Says the police. Now, which park were you at?
Kirishima: The one a couple blocks from my parent‘s house.
Bakugo: That’s a dog park. You stole a dog, from a dog park.
Kirishima: He was unattended.
Bakugo: He has a collar!
Kirishima: Fine. We can call his owner.
Bakugo:*grabs collar*
Black lab:*barks*
Bakugo: His name is Roki. You stole a dog named after the God of Mischief.
Kirishima: He could be named after Todoroki?
Bakugo: If so, you stole either Deku or Yaoyorozu‘s dog. Neither one of them has a dog.
Kirishima: Call the owner?
Bakugo: Call the owner.
~on the phone~
Owner: Hello?
Kirishima: I… uh… found your dog.
Owner: Roki or Tōru?
Kirishima: Roki?
Owner: Okay. Thank you. Give me your address so I can come pick him up.
Bakugo:*mouthing* Did you steal two dogs?
Kirishima:*shakes head ‘no’* *gives the Owner address*
~later~
Owner: Thank you. Usually, ironically, it’s Tōru that gets away.
Blonde Lab:*standing behind Owner* *barks*
Owner: Tōru, hush.
Roki:*walks over to owner*
Owner and dogs:*leave*
Bakugo: How did you even fit that dog in your jacket?
Kirishima: It’s too big.
Bakugo: That wasn’t your jacket, was it?
Kirishima: No. If was left with the dog.
Bakugo: What is wrong with you?