Warnings: This story may include
•Gore
•Violence
•Teenage Corruption
•Plans of taking over the world, one taco at a time
•Cursing
•Matt and Elena being cool people
•Plotwists
•People being kinda happy
•Animal Abuse
•Jaywalking
•People
•Drugs
•People cooking crack
•Alcohol
•Love
•Black Excellence
•Bonnie having her time to shine
•Maybe slight Racism
•Gay people
•LGBTQIA+
•Positivity
•Negativity
•Possible math
•Yeah...math
• Kids doing dumb ass shit
•Damon being a cool kid and not a little bitch
•Long and unfunny warnings like this
•Supercajafrajalasticexpealladocious
•Fuck Mary Poppins
•Hmph
•Not everything is related to the actual plot of TVD. This is MY OWN variation of it, little bits of pieces of the main story will stay intact, so keep reading and have a good time cool people.