IMESSAGE GROUP CHAT
Cypher4 😎🤟🏼
NAMJOON
jungkook, are you kidding us rn?
YOONGI
what'd we literally tell you over and over again.
HOSEOK
oooh he put the angry period afterwards, you done fucked up
JUNGKOOK
I haven't fucked anything wtf
NAMJOON
is that why you're acting like this? that's ridiculous
JUNGKOOK
you have a hot husband, you get ass every night, you don't get to complain
JUNGKOOK
miss me with that ungrateful shit 🙃
NAMJOON
oh my god
NAMJOON
boys are more than nice bodies to have fun with guk
JUNGKOOK
trust me, I know
JUNGKOOK
not like it matters when you're already famous tho
JUNGKOOK
you were dating him before we debuted, you're lucky
JUNGKOOK
it's hard finding someone you want when everyone seems to only want your clout
JUNGKOOK
thats actually not the reason
JUNGKOOK
im just sick of the same old "professionalism" bs
JUNGKOOK
everyone loves my comments and posts, they're different, individual
JUNGKOOK
it's who I am, I like expressing myself without having to think about what I can and can't say
JUNGKOOK
it's a loss of freedom
JUNGKOOK
I shouldn't have to hide it
HOSEOK
you shouldnt, I agree, but tae's gonna kick our asses if you don't tone it down
JUNGKOOK
he loves us too much, hes not gonna do anything
JUNGKOOK
especially not to the maknae 👀
HOSEOK
you throw that around so much it's annoying
JUNGKOOK
it works, not my fault you're all old and shit 😌
YOONGI
first of all: shut up
YOONGI
secondly: theres a line you shouldn't cross, swearing on the main makes us look bad
JUNGKOOK
well what else am I gonna do to entertain myself?? we're done touring now, I have nothing better to do?
NAMJOON
go through the trends or something
NAMJOON
look up random things
NAMJOON
search for memes
NAMJOON
download games
NAMJOON
read a book
NAMJOON
do your chores for once
JUNGKOOK
yeah.. no thanks
NAMJOON
just pick one and keep yourself busy
JUNGKOOK
you know what
JUNGKOOK
fine
JUNGKOOK
if it keeps everyone off my big wiggly dick then OKAY