(One Piece X Reader) I Wish

By WoefulOptimist

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A drab day of college results in our protagonist (y/n) getting caught up in some wacky experiment by a nutty... More

Falling down the rabbit hole
CP9 ain't so CPfine
CP9... is fine?
The gang's all here
Welcome aboard!
So, this is what happened...
The 1 Trillion bounty... is for ME?!
Good Charlotte
Doll on a music box
That foxy flamingo...
It wasn't me!
A way back home?...
A reunion and an introduction
Mistaken Identity
Turnabout Brothers
Arriving at Yuina steppe
Stuck with the Kid
"Don't touch my stuff!"
Wait a minute...
Work hard, but don't play hard
In my feelings
Here we go again...
X marks the spot
Over my dead body
Stuck like unstarched mochi
The start of something big
In the eye of the leopard
The peace coalition
You was at the club
A conflict of interest
How to feel super
Love is deaf
Sustain the objection, dammit!
Lovefool
Stay away from the light
"Im not obsessed, just dedicated"
He puts the "coal" in "coalition"
Something about us
Not so fast
Yeah... whoops!
(A/N); AN IMPORTANT PSA
The return of sniper king?!
You ain't convincing me...
Marco but no polo
Why are you running?
Im the responsible one
How and why?
We hit a wall
You got that
Dr. Heart stealer
love is a dish best served hot
If you give a giant a donut...
"Kidding" around
Mission ridiculous
Keep your eyes off me
(A/N); A lil notice
Me against the world
Hellfire
There's a pine in my apple
3's a crowd, but 4 is no party
I smell a brawl
The pick-up games
Sail away
My honey
Wallow island, misery's paradise
Nothing more than a dream
Harsh truths
Nakama means friend
A little birdie told me...
Payback time... sorta?...
A very unfair game
The legend of the dimensional girl
It gets weirder by the minute
The land of dreams
Known unknowns
Operation get out
What did he say?
I smell a rat
The jokes on you
Secret Origins
So it was you
Utter madness
Like old times
Growing pains
You down with ASL?
Ship of fools
Where is my baby?!
Uncharted waters
The land of mystery
(A/N); About this story...
I will survive
Law M.D
Loyal to the bitter end
Tweedle dee and tweedle dum
Not just a spy
A screw loose
Technical Difficulties
Better days
All we do is train
(A/N); CAST YOUR VOTES NOW!
Handling business
Up against the wind
All around me
Only time will tell
The Mere Beginning
Me Vs. The Crimson Queen
The Promising Pupil
What Life Stole From Me
The Troublesome Emperor
(A/N): Sorry about the error!
A New Problem
Unclear future
The Great Bridge

Making a deal with the heavenly demon

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By WoefulOptimist


When I left in my sailboat, I couldn't stop the tears that freely flowed out from my (e/c) eyes. A-after all, I was leaving all of them behind... 

B-but... this was for the best, me! The reason they were always in such hot water was because of you, anyways! 

If you truly cared about them, you would put their safety as number 1 priority, not your feelings on the matter! 

B-but... I still can't help but hurt, having to do this... 

I couldn't let them in on what that horrible letter said, since I just knew that they would just brush it off, and insist that there was another way out...

B-but how can there be another way out with this? As if Mary wasn't a big enough threat alone with her blood-blood fruit, and apparently now some fucking HAKI, she was also allied with Teach, the king of the bastards. 

With that much trouble stacked neatly in one shitty sandwich, I had no choice but to leave! It was for their own good!... B-besides, I wasn't even suppose to BE here! 

'It was a lot of fun while it lasted... sure, there was some scary moments, but the good for sure outweighed the bad. Those times where we would all just hang out and have a good time... nothing was more precious than those times...' I smiled bitter-sweetly, tears still falling like raindrops from my eyes, as I went to attempt to stop the water flow. 

'B-but now it's time to go home... as with all good things, they must come to an end...' I cried, before my body then started to tremble. 

It wasn't in sadness, though... it was in anger. 

"T-this is all because of you, Mary, you psychotic monster! I was just minding my own business when I first got here, before you dragged me into your mess with the pixie nonsense!" I hissed, before going to illustrate up a dummy that looked like her, before giving it the hardest punches I was able to throw. God, did it feel good to just punch her stupid little face in, even if it wasn't really her. 

"Y-you're a heartless bitch that does nothing but cause misery and pain to the people around you! I-I hate you, I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" I yelled, before one of my punches in particular went to send the faux Mary's head off into the air, as I watched it fly far away from here. 

"H-however... if not for the fake pixie drama, I wouldn't of ever gotten the attention of anyone here, and that's an unfortunate truth I can't deny..." I teared up, before going to slump down on the deck.  I-if I wasn't the pixie, I would of never gotten the attention of those who I now can confidently call my friends....

B-but wasn't this friendship based off of a lie from the very start?...

I went to shake my head, to snap me from my thoughts. I-it didn't matter now, anyways; I was never going to see them again! 

To get my mind off things, and to prepare myself for going back to the Earth, I went to power on my phone, to play some games that I had downloaded on it. 

However, as soon as it turned on, I realized something was different about it. 


My lock screen background was of me and the coalition, with everybody smiling into the camera with glee. 


"When the heck did I take this picture?..." I questioned, seriously wondering when I had the chance to do such a thing. I went to swipe the lock screen away, which then revealed another new background, this time with me and the coalition doing silly poses. 

"Honestly... when did this happen?..." I muttered, as I then went into my gallery, to see if there was any other mystery pictures in there. 

And sure enough, there was, and oh boy, were there many of them. 

The pictures ranged from simple scenic shots, to pictures of Sanji's delicious food, to pictures of Nami scolding someone, to just flat out casual pics of everyone engaging in their usual activities. 

"T-this shouldn't be possible... I don't remember at all taking any of these pictures!" I pointed out, finding it a bit freaky how they just magically appeared in my phone. However, as freaky as this was.... in a way, I was grateful for it. Now I had pictures of the very people that I was leaving behind. 

"Heh, I can imagine if someone just saw these pictures back on Earth.... 'Those are some really good cosplayers! They look exactly like them!' " I giggled softly at the thought, before sighing a bit, as I decided to instead switch gears, and write in my journal, instead. I'd imagine it'd be quite the long trip to Dressrosa, so I might as well get my inner author out, and write. Besides, a lot of thoughts were running through my head, right now; a good ol' entry was just what I needed. 

Welp, it seems my time in the One Piece world is coming to an end. I am currently setting sail to Dressrosa now, to meet up with the Flamingo man, so I could go back home. Honestly, for all I know, he could be bluffing, but if he isn't, then this is really it. I am not even sure if there is a way back here! So yeah, though I didn't write much in this cute little journal to begin with, this might just be my last entry here from the One Piece world. I am undecided if I want to lock it up somewhere, or continue writing stuff in it. Regardless, I am not feeling the best right now, so I just want to already be in Dressrosa, and get this thing over with before my feelings completely take over me, and make me want to go back. 

I stopped for a second to refill my pen with some more ink, before I noticed that a familiar sensation was taking over me, as soon as I finished that sentence. 

'W-wait a minute... this book was the reason I kept teleporting to places!!' I figured, wanting to slap myself for not realizing it's powers sooner. But wait... wasn't this suppose to be just some regular journal? Sure, it has a nice cover, but there doesn't seem to be anything about it that strikes me as supernatural, so if it wasn't the journal... 


....then it had to be the INK THAT I WAS USING ON THE JOURNAL!!


It was all coming back to me, the memories of when I was first using this baby. After using the pen for a bit for the first time, it ran out of ink, so I then refilled it with my own ink. After I did that, then the teleportation started to happen when I wrote about how I wanted to be someplace where I felt at ease! 

'S-so that must be it! When put to paper, my ink has the ability to act as magic!~' I grinned like a dope, before realizing I was now someplace else. 

Specifically, I flopped on top of a more than surprised Doflamingo. To say it was embarrassing would be an understatement, since the man was currently... uh, "entertaining" some ladies. 

"(Y/n)?! Where did you come from?" The blond questioned me, still quite surprised, before he then went to shoo off the women, which made this a whole lot less uncomfortable. 

"I fell from heaven, just like you did, heavenly demon." I decided to joke, since I was in the presence of Joker... g-god, that was corny... I might as well just pop.... and no, I am not sorry. 

It seems the tall man took my lame humor well, since he went to give me his iconic smile, before chuckling a bit. 

"Fufufu~ You are quite an interesting one, aren't you, (y/n)?~" He snickered, before I then scrambled to get off of him, and go sit on a chair across the room; I didn't want to give him any ideas! 

"So, it seems that you are finally ready to go back home." He grinned to me, going to cross a long leg, as he held up his chin with a fist, as I nodded, now growing a bit more solemn. The others...

"Something tells me that you really don't want to, though; what's the matter?" He asked me, as I sighed. As strange and funny as this looked, I didn't care. If Doflamingo had to be my Dr.Phil, then so be it. 

"Yeah, you're right on the money there. The only reason I am taking you up on your offer is because somebody is forcing me to go home." I sighed sadly, as he hummed at that, his smile growing smaller at that. 

"Someone is forcing you? Do you mean the marines?" He questioned, as I shook my head. "Oh no, this BITCH is far worse than them." I gritted my teeth, as I heard him audibly 'oo' at my strong language, just like Dr.Phil when one of his guests would curse like a sailor. 

"Fufufu~ I didn't expect such strong words to come out of those pretty lips of your's, (y/n)! I think you would fit in the family just fine~" He grinned widely, as I couldn't help but twitch a bit, at suddenly remembering a certain someone. 

 If he found out I accepted the gangster's offer, he might not forgive me... 

'W-who cares about that! You're not going to see him again, or the others!' I tried to think, as I went to take a deep breath, to calm myself down. 

"I... am interested in simply going back home, and you told me that you'd be the guy to make that happen." I went to respond, as he continued to grin at me. "Yes, I did indeed say that. However, you're going to have to give me a little something in return~" He purred lowly, as my body completely froze at that. 

"Saywhatnow?" I squeaked, as he then went to do a motion with his finger, that brought me to him, like a puppet on a string. H-honestly, I couldn't stand being toyed with like this! 

"You heard me.... Oh, sweet, little, innocent (y/n)... I wouldn't simply offer you such a good deal like this without you giving me something equally as good in return~" He huskily murmured, as I felt my entire face burn up like crazy at his words. 

"H-huh?..." I couldn't help but mumble, as he chuckled, before going to stroke my cheek. "Yes, something really good~" He whispered into my ear, as my entire body felt like it could just snap into two. W-what the hell was going on?!...  D-do I REALLY wanna know?! 


"...Like this cute little reaction you're giving me, fufufu~ Do I really get you that hot and bothered?~" He asked, before going to crack up, as I then went to turn beet red, before glaring daggers at him. "Y-you ass! T-that wasn't funny at all!!" I barked, as he snickered, shaking his head. "I know, I know, and I am truly sorry, (y/n), but I just couldn't help it with the way you were looking at me!" He chuckled, seeming VERY insincere with his apology.  

"Anyways, now that I had a bit of my fun, we can start discussing your new arrangements. But first, you really do have to do something." He smiled to me, as I blinked at that. "Oh, really? Like what?" I questioned, a bit warily, as he smirked. "I'll tell you..." He grinned like mad, before releasing the strings that were holding me. He then proceeded to sit on the edge of his bed, with his feet firmly planted on the ground. 

"Get on your knees." 


I went to tense up YET again. 


"F-for what reason?..." I hardly spoke, growing verrryy nervous about this awkward situation. At my reply, he went to crack up again. "Isn't it obvious?" He asked me, as I shook my head quickly. "N-no, it's not... want me to shave your legs, or something?" I questioned, as he continued to laugh. "No, fufufu~ My legs are not what I want your attention drawn to~" He purred, as I felt like noping the hell out of there right then. 

"S-so.. *cough*... I-is it your feet?..." I squeaked, hoping he would just drop this whole nonsense. Just because he is used to women that obey his every command, doesn't mean that he could use that same card with me! If things get too seriously awkward, im leaving in a heartbeat! 


"Yes, (y/n), you got it right this time." He chortled, as I still was a bit wary of him. After all, who has the powers to make people move like puppet on a string?... He does. 

"Remember what I said to you the last time we saw each other?" He asked me, as I shook my head. "To tell you the truth? No." I answered honestly, as he sighed. 

"Well, before I accept you into the family, you are going to have to kiss my feet and beg for me to help you." He reminded me, as I groaned at that. Ew, having to kiss feet... that's gross. 

"Can't we settle this another way?" I sighed, as his grin widened at that. "...We could, though I don't think you'd want to partake in that way." He chuckled lowly, as I shuddered. Which one is worse, everyone; Kid, Lucci, or Doflamingo? 

"F-fine, fine, I'll kiss your stinky feet, then!" I growled, really not wanting to do this, but if it meant him finally taking me back home, then I guess I don't have much choice, now do I? 

"They are not stinky, (y/n)." He corrected me, as I held back the temptation to roll my eyes. Who cares if they were truly stinky or not? It didn't make it any less gross! 

I went to very, and I mean very, begrudgingly get on my knees, as I went to go kiss the top of his feet as softly as I could. The least contact, the better. I am also washing my mouth real good after this. 

"Please, Dofla-" "Call me Doffy." 

"-Doffy... can you accept me into your family, so I can go back home?" I asked as politely as I could, as my words had seemed to do the trick, since he went to nod at me. 

"Sure thing, doll face." 




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