Cephalgia
So since we're friends
Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't recall ever agreeing to that.
Cephalgia
We should introduce ourselves properly
Cephalgia
With pictures and all
Mean Nerd😕👓
No.
Mean Nerd😕👓
And who told you you could talk so casual with me? Where are your punctuation marks?
Cephalgia
In the same trash ur compassion box is in
Mean Nerd😕👓
What-
Cephalgia
Any who
Cephalgia
I'll start first since you're clearly not going to
Mean Nerd😕👓
Don't.
Mean Nerd😕👓
I don't care.
Cephalgia
So my name is Park Jimin
Mean Nerd😕👓
Dear God.
Cephalgia
I told you before that I'm 21 years old
Cephalgia
My birthday is October 13th
Cephalgia
I've been told that I'm a nice person
Cephalgia
And I live in Seoul
Cephalgia
And this is what I look like
Mean Nerd😕👓
Please don't.
Cephalgia
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[10 minutes later]
Cephalgia
Hey
Cephalgia
Did you die
Cephalgia
Do I look that good that you can't even put it into words😌
Mean Nerd😕👓
I'll admit that I can't put it into words.
Mean Nerd😕👓
But I can put it into numbers, 2/10
Cephalgia
Ouch😫
Cephalgia
Aren't you a gay guy? Shouldn't you be basking in my dashing good looks!?
Mean Nerd😕👓
And that's where your ignorance comes in.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Just because I'm into guys doesn't mean I fall for every male I see.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Especially if they're straight. I would like to avoid that at all costs.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Plus I'm more of a guy that falls for brains. You're way under the scale in that category.
Microscopic Encephalon
The more I talk to you the higher my tolerance for insults get.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Every time we talk you make me worry about the size of your cerebrum.
Microscopic Encephalon
Ew, bro. Wtf. I told you that I'm not into guys
Microscopic Encephalon
Why are you worrying about the size of my dick?
Microscopic Encephalon
I said I didn't mind gays, but guys hitting on me and sexualizing me makes me feel very uncomfortable
Mean Nerd😕👓
What?
Mean Nerd😕👓
Oh you fucking simpleton.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Not your membrum virile, I said cerebrum.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Which means brain.
Mean Nerd😕👓
Jesus. I told you that I wasn't into you in that way, you're cute, but straight and too much of an substandard airhead for me.
Microscopic Encephalon
Oh...😅
Microscopic Encephalon
My bad, I just thought- forget it. I'm sorry
Microscopic Encephalon
But wait, did you just call me cute
Mean Nerd😕👓
Is that really all you got from what I just said?
Mean Nerd😕👓
You know what? I'm enervated from this conversation. You always know how to awaken my somnolence.
Microscopic Encephalon
I do what now? What the hell did that entire paragraph even mean?
Microscopic Encephalon
I just googled it, you're going sleep!?
Microscopic Encephalon
Again!? Don't leave!
Microscopic Encephalon
You still haven't told me anything about yourself!
Microscopic Encephalon
Get back here!
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