Tony: *sniff* your the son I never had.
James: t-thats it Melody security measures!
Everyone: eh?
Melody: voice recognition analyzed confirmed deploying security measures.
Just then robotic arms grabbed everyone even Tony.
Tony: what the hell I never programed a system named that.
James of course you didn't I did and I have a few more things up my selves but for now Melody take him to his room.
After Melody takes him to his room.
James:*smirks* now what should I do with these naughty girls.
Nat: get the robot off of us for one.
James: no I think you all need more of a punishment.
Benny: sounds fun.
Jackie: let's do this.
Tina: I'm in.
James: w-wait really?
Nat: yeah why?
Benny: what's wrong?
Tina: you good?
Jackie: your starting to get red.
James:*blushing*
Jackie: oh so you didn't want to do anything to us you just wanted to make us say sorry.
Nat: oh your so cute.
Benny: hehe well I guess we should get out of this and punish you for being a tease.
All of them then breaks the arms.
James; damn I knew I should have used titanium.
Just then Jackie pins you to the wall.
Jackie: james.
She then looks at you seductively.
James: could you n-not look at me l-like that.
Jackie:*smirks* and why would that be.
You are then throne on the Bed Benny is now on top of you.
Benny: you need a haircut your gonna look like a girl.
Nat: but he will be the girl in the relationship.
Benny: true.
I then filp Benny over and ran over to the open window.
Nat: nowhere to run now.
James: true but there is somewhere I can jump.
Nat: yeah right like you woul-
Jackie: grab him!
Before they could I jumped out the window and stuck the landing.
James: and now bye.
I then start running.
James: (so glad I got my wallet motel here I come)
Time skip 12 hours.
As I lay in the motel bed that was surprisingly more comfortable then I thought I then here a familiar voice outside my door.
Jess: James~
James: no.
Jess: James~
James: no no no.
Jess: found you~
James: son of a bitch.
I got up and.
James: I have pest spray but you might be to big of a pest.
Jess: James open the damn door I'm not mad I'm just proud that you actually had the balls to do that to them.
I opened the door and Jess walked in.
Jess: they don't know your here do they.
James: hope not.
Jess: so how about we get started~
James: ok sure but before that.
*Injects tranquilizer in her neck*
James: goodnight.
Jess:*passes out*
I lay her on the bed and I pull out a permanent sharpie and.
James: *draws dick on forehead*I know I'm going to die but it's worth it.
As I run out the motel I see a Wendy's.
James: yes~
When I go in to the Wendy's I order 10 6 piece chicken nuggets 3 number 1's and 1 chocolate and one vanilla frosty as I got my food I see come on the Wendy's.
Jackie: I still think that we should of brought duck tape.
Nat: no I don't think so.
We then see each other.
James:(nervous) oh hey how's it going.
Just then.
Cashier: sir you food is ready.
I then grabbed my food and sit down they ordered there food I waited they then sat down.
Nat: are you really going to eat all that?
James: yes it may not fill me up though.
Jackie: James you know your going to be punished when you get home right.
James: sigh look Tony can kiss my ass I'm 16 and I can take care of myself.
Nat: oh is my baby mad.
James:*light blush*
Jackie:James slenda is mad too.
James: uhh I'm done.
Starts to leave but.
Jackie: oh your not going anywhere.
James: but I have to get home.
Nat: don't worry we told tony that you are staying a little bit at our house.
James: no please.
Nat: you can come willingly or we could make a scene.
James: you win.
Time skip walking in woods.
James: so how's the emo clown.
Jackie: you know she hates that.
James: yes I do.
Nat: so your just going to keep calling her that.
James: yep.
We then get to the mansion and I see a very pissed off slenda.
Slenda: James.
James: so how was your day.
Slenda: oh no your not getting out of this one that Easley.
She then summoned her tentacles.
James: what are you going to do with those?
Slenda: punishment.
James:*whining*but I don't like tentacle porn.
Slenda: to bad.
Her tentacles then flew at me I Easley dodged.
Slenda: oh so your good at dodging.
James: yeah I'm good at pulling out before I get in to trouble.
Nat: really you made that joke.
James: yep.
I then run at slenda and dodged more tentacles and jumped behind her and did.
James:*whispers* if you're a good girl I might give you a treat later.
I then.
James:*smacks ass*
I then run in to the woods.
Slenda: Lord he's a tease.
Just then Jess came out of the woods.
Nat: hey Jess *See's dick on forehead*
Nat: HAHAHAHAHA!
Jess: what the hell is so funny!
Nat:*wiping away tear* go look in the mirror.
One minute later
Jess: JAMESSSSSS!!!!!!
As I was walking in the woods I feel my spidy-sense.
James: did she really just find out about it?
Time skip 2 hours.
I then feel my spidy-sense again so dodged a big ass hammer that crashed in to a tree.
James:(Thor no his is smaller.)
???:oh quick on your feet this will be fun.
I then turned around and I saw something that all men fear it was a very mad girl.
Author: ha!